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Disabled queerdo, democratic socialist, genderless void, professional layabout, social services worker, Canadian patriot. Hopepunk. Patron Saint of the Extremely Online.
| ace & neutrois & nonbinary as heck
| Vancouver, BC, Canada 🇨🇦
Disabled queerdo, democratic socialist, genderless void, professional layabout, social services worker, Canadian patriot. Hopepunk. Patron Saint of the Extremely Online.
Hey, friend, these are dubious and confusing times. No blame on your part; I'm sure you did your best.
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Hey, friend, these are dubious and confusing times. No blame on your part; I'm sure you did your best.
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
/ dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
/ dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
/ dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
/ dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
EBOO will remove toxins, improve circulation, rebalance your chakras, upgrade your firmware, and install the 2025 map update for your onboard GPS. Side effects include: joining a wellness cult, purchasing $80 supplements with gold foil labels, and referring to your naturopath as a ‘magician.’
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
EBOO will remove toxins, improve circulation, rebalance your chakras, upgrade your firmware, and install the 2025 map update for your onboard GPS. Side effects include: joining a wellness cult, purchasing $80 supplements with gold foil labels, and referring to your naturopath as a ‘magician.’
The myth of “Everyone hates us now” doesn’t survive contact with data.
Doesn’t make the harm less real.
Just tells you who’s actually in the room with you when it counts.
Doesn’t make the harm less real.
Just tells you who’s actually in the room with you when it counts.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The myth of “Everyone hates us now” doesn’t survive contact with data.
Doesn’t make the harm less real.
Just tells you who’s actually in the room with you when it counts.
Doesn’t make the harm less real.
Just tells you who’s actually in the room with you when it counts.
“uhhh… folks… let me be clear… the American people deserve a wand that vibrates at any setting, not just the one Big Toy wants you to accept.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“uhhh… folks… let me be clear… the American people deserve a wand that vibrates at any setting, not just the one Big Toy wants you to accept.”
I've been told they're saying this more often than I've actually heard anyone actually saying something like that. At this point, I'm demanding receipts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I've been told they're saying this more often than I've actually heard anyone actually saying something like that. At this point, I'm demanding receipts.
The part that should keep anyone up at night: they’ve done the math. They know exactly how many scam ads they’re serving, how much money they make from them, and how much they’d lose if they stopped. And they’ve decided that’s a trade worth making.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The part that should keep anyone up at night: they’ve done the math. They know exactly how many scam ads they’re serving, how much money they make from them, and how much they’d lose if they stopped. And they’ve decided that’s a trade worth making.
Montréal, definitely. Most entertaining.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Montréal, definitely. Most entertaining.
Hopefully it'll strengthen our resolve and start getting stiffer with the Great Canadian Boycott.
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hopefully it'll strengthen our resolve and start getting stiffer with the Great Canadian Boycott.
How sad it must be to be so stupid! Does it hurt, Rob? Do you get a headache when it rains?
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How sad it must be to be so stupid! Does it hurt, Rob? Do you get a headache when it rains?
The same one that declared any test administered by humans shall be considered null and void if treats were not provided.
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The same one that declared any test administered by humans shall be considered null and void if treats were not provided.
I can hear her internal monologue now: "I didn't study, but don't worry; I am a Very Good Dog."
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I can hear her internal monologue now: "I didn't study, but don't worry; I am a Very Good Dog."
Legit. Baseball is a slow burn, like a meditation occasionally erupting into chaos, while hockey? Kinetic poetry. It fits the need for immediacy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Legit. Baseball is a slow burn, like a meditation occasionally erupting into chaos, while hockey? Kinetic poetry. It fits the need for immediacy.
You'rebang on: until the American left gets comfortable with soft power, empathy, and collective care as forms of strength, not just the aesthetics of toughness, they’ll keep mistaking moral rigidity for moral integrity.
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You'rebang on: until the American left gets comfortable with soft power, empathy, and collective care as forms of strength, not just the aesthetics of toughness, they’ll keep mistaking moral rigidity for moral integrity.
Ugh. Nothing says "I value the public's trust and will work to earn it" like letting this loser out of jail.
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ugh. Nothing says "I value the public's trust and will work to earn it" like letting this loser out of jail.
How every response should look. No performative chest-thumping or barbaric yawps, no bruised egos, just professionalism and competence.
October 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How every response should look. No performative chest-thumping or barbaric yawps, no bruised egos, just professionalism and competence.
Sorry, didn't mean to offend you with the truth.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to offend you with the truth.
Hah! Back when he had hair! I vaguely remember those days.
October 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hah! Back when he had hair! I vaguely remember those days.
Very nicely done, friend! You've got some great skill. 👍🏼
October 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Very nicely done, friend! You've got some great skill. 👍🏼
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
NGOs and local aid groups can deliver more efficiently: fewer photo ops, more calories per dollar, But only if they’re resourced, trusted, and protected. Most of them aren’t.
October 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
NGOs and local aid groups can deliver more efficiently: fewer photo ops, more calories per dollar, But only if they’re resourced, trusted, and protected. Most of them aren’t.
It’s a bureaucratic lie dressed in patriotism—“no one died on my watch”—spoken over the sound of a man weeping for his son. Look closely and learn, for this is moral rot in the machinery of governance: a tiny body in Mae Sot, and a man in Washington declaring everything to be just fine.
October 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s a bureaucratic lie dressed in patriotism—“no one died on my watch”—spoken over the sound of a man weeping for his son. Look closely and learn, for this is moral rot in the machinery of governance: a tiny body in Mae Sot, and a man in Washington declaring everything to be just fine.
Right? Does he think the Nobel Prize committee doesn't read the same headlines that the rest of us are?!
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Right? Does he think the Nobel Prize committee doesn't read the same headlines that the rest of us are?!