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Gay guys LOVE being in their thirties.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gay guys LOVE being in their thirties.
I get so mad when it’s 5:24PM EST and pitch black outside but my Christmas lights don’t come on until 5:30PM EST
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I get so mad when it’s 5:24PM EST and pitch black outside but my Christmas lights don’t come on until 5:30PM EST
I can’t post my Spotify wrapped it’s too embarrassing
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I can’t post my Spotify wrapped it’s too embarrassing
Europeans can’t comprehend a SoulCycle class where you’re in a packed smelly room and the instructor with vocal fry is breathing into the headset
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Europeans can’t comprehend a SoulCycle class where you’re in a packed smelly room and the instructor with vocal fry is breathing into the headset
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How many margs I’m trying to have tonight
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How many margs I’m trying to have tonight
Fun fact: I’m the only gay cousin in my extended family of 40 people
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fun fact: I’m the only gay cousin in my extended family of 40 people
I always thought my initials (MW) were so cool because they were the same flipped upside down and here comes Madame Morrible stealing my thunder
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I always thought my initials (MW) were so cool because they were the same flipped upside down and here comes Madame Morrible stealing my thunder
had a dream that I used this leave-in conditioner that made my hair curly
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
had a dream that I used this leave-in conditioner that made my hair curly
Girl, Wicked: For Good is doing NUMBERS at the box office
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Girl, Wicked: For Good is doing NUMBERS at the box office
Like the classy traveler I am, I’m schlepping the platform to get from Moynihan Hall to Penn for my bottle of train wine 😅🍷
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Like the classy traveler I am, I’m schlepping the platform to get from Moynihan Hall to Penn for my bottle of train wine 😅🍷
Loving all the FCs on the timeline today
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Loving all the FCs on the timeline today
How do I flirt back with the cute doctor who gave me a good survey on the IT ticket I completed for him 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How do I flirt back with the cute doctor who gave me a good survey on the IT ticket I completed for him 🙃
Help I’ve finished all of my gingerbread coffee and it’s not even December yet
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Help I’ve finished all of my gingerbread coffee and it’s not even December yet
It always cracks me up when I lose something in my 800 square foot apartment. Like girl there ain’t that many spots to check.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It always cracks me up when I lose something in my 800 square foot apartment. Like girl there ain’t that many spots to check.
I feel like when people take a call in public using AirPods they don’t realizing they’re shouting
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel like when people take a call in public using AirPods they don’t realizing they’re shouting
You can’t tell me these aren’t related
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You can’t tell me these aren’t related
Just realized that this is my last 5-day week of 2025 😇
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just realized that this is my last 5-day week of 2025 😇
Okay so everyone else saw the Northern Lights tonight?
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay so everyone else saw the Northern Lights tonight?
Drinking red wine while watching RHOSLC: it just feels right 😌
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Drinking red wine while watching RHOSLC: it just feels right 😌
Oh today’s weather is so hotdish coded
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh today’s weather is so hotdish coded
Barista asked for my name but didn’t hear and tried to clarify by saying “Bird?”
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Barista asked for my name but didn’t hear and tried to clarify by saying “Bird?”
My boyfriend keeps asking what we should watch each night.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My boyfriend keeps asking what we should watch each night.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
All of my internet boyfriends have been looking so hot lately
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
All of my internet boyfriends have been looking so hot lately
bluesky kinda poppin off today
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
bluesky kinda poppin off today
Not sombr being Grammy nominated
Girl the boycott
Girl the boycott
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not sombr being Grammy nominated
Girl the boycott
Girl the boycott