Ceej (they/them)
@thembo4thembo.bsky.social
Local cryptid fascinated by Dungeons and Dragons, DIY gel nail art, AO3, Loki, Ted Lasso, BG3, Dimension 20, witchcraft, gay shit, knitting, and sexual health!
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Why do boomers keep mansplaining things to me with very clearly copypasted text from Google AI Overview? This is the second time this week ffs, I need to punch something
August 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why do boomers keep mansplaining things to me with very clearly copypasted text from Google AI Overview? This is the second time this week ffs, I need to punch something
Pros of knitting small projects: fast AND engaging, so much satisfaction completing a project! Cons of knitting small projects: dealing with horrendous bamboo DPNs you bought a bajillion years ago before you knew better 😅 This hat was so fun to make and also knitting the crown almost killed me lol
July 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Pros of knitting small projects: fast AND engaging, so much satisfaction completing a project! Cons of knitting small projects: dealing with horrendous bamboo DPNs you bought a bajillion years ago before you knew better 😅 This hat was so fun to make and also knitting the crown almost killed me lol
Made a brioche knit 🧶 scarf-slash-window-runner for Berlioz, placed it on the windowsill last night hoping he will approve. Just got a text from my partner, less than 24 hours later HE’S NAPPIN 😭 SUCCESS
July 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Made a brioche knit 🧶 scarf-slash-window-runner for Berlioz, placed it on the windowsill last night hoping he will approve. Just got a text from my partner, less than 24 hours later HE’S NAPPIN 😭 SUCCESS
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one must imagine sisyphus edging
May 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
one must imagine sisyphus edging
I don't think I've cried this much since I was a literal infant. The numbers currently stand at 4 separate instances of serious crying in 24 hours, I'm teetering on the edge of dehydration. Still, we soldier on as best we can, preferably with knitting in hands and Dimension 20 in the background 🧶
April 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I don't think I've cried this much since I was a literal infant. The numbers currently stand at 4 separate instances of serious crying in 24 hours, I'm teetering on the edge of dehydration. Still, we soldier on as best we can, preferably with knitting in hands and Dimension 20 in the background 🧶
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I’m trying but mostly I’m serving can’t
March 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m trying but mostly I’m serving can’t
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think you can top brennan's score of zero?SNOWBOARD THE BEST is now available to play in your desktop browser! show me your high score!
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
think you can top brennan's score of zero?SNOWBOARD THE BEST is now available to play in your desktop browser! show me your high score!
minigames.dropout.tv/
minigames.dropout.tv/
Documenting my outfit last night for my birthday party! Dress code “like you’re going to a renfaire” so you know we had to wear the cloak ✨ Nail art was done by me, inspired by beetle wings! You can’t quite tell in the pics, but they’re translucent! Took a day off from knitting to have press-ons lol
April 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Documenting my outfit last night for my birthday party! Dress code “like you’re going to a renfaire” so you know we had to wear the cloak ✨ Nail art was done by me, inspired by beetle wings! You can’t quite tell in the pics, but they’re translucent! Took a day off from knitting to have press-ons lol
Finally got around to taking pictures of my finished leafy shawl! (finished 6 days ago) Wore it to birthday dinner last night, perfect for a 50 degree spring evening 🍃🥰🧶
April 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Finally got around to taking pictures of my finished leafy shawl! (finished 6 days ago) Wore it to birthday dinner last night, perfect for a 50 degree spring evening 🍃🥰🧶
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Want to get into Dimension 20, but don't know where to start? We've got a very helpful video for YOU up on Dropout and the Dimension 20 Youtube channel! Also, Brennan finally explains all the titles 🧠
April 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Want to get into Dimension 20, but don't know where to start? We've got a very helpful video for YOU up on Dropout and the Dimension 20 Youtube channel! Also, Brennan finally explains all the titles 🧠
Blessed to have a thoroughly fleshed-out Ted Lasso omegaverse AU blossoming in my mind… cursed to be unable to put pen to “paper” and start writing the damn thing. If I bang my head hard enough against a table, do you think the fanfic will pour out of my ear already written?
March 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Blessed to have a thoroughly fleshed-out Ted Lasso omegaverse AU blossoming in my mind… cursed to be unable to put pen to “paper” and start writing the damn thing. If I bang my head hard enough against a table, do you think the fanfic will pour out of my ear already written?
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The finished project! Two weeks of work (though I may yet add a button/button loop to the corners), and I’m ready to move onto the next project! 🧶
March 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The finished project! Two weeks of work (though I may yet add a button/button loop to the corners), and I’m ready to move onto the next project! 🧶
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S4 TedTrent wedding. Manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
March 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
S4 TedTrent wedding. Manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
Today I got a very special delivery- a pretty set of wooden interchangeable circular needles, and the Vogue Knitting book! I cast on for my very first shawl while also reading from a pattern for the first time! Very optimistic about my knitting learning journey, send good vibes ✨🧶✨
March 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Today I got a very special delivery- a pretty set of wooden interchangeable circular needles, and the Vogue Knitting book! I cast on for my very first shawl while also reading from a pattern for the first time! Very optimistic about my knitting learning journey, send good vibes ✨🧶✨
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i’m once again yelling over the parallels in ted lasso re: rebecca and matthijs 🥰
February 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
i’m once again yelling over the parallels in ted lasso re: rebecca and matthijs 🥰
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As promised: Frame-by-frame analysis of the Shrek 5 teaser.
youtu.be/UYBRT1-Jmnw
youtu.be/UYBRT1-Jmnw
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February 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
As promised: Frame-by-frame analysis of the Shrek 5 teaser.
youtu.be/UYBRT1-Jmnw
youtu.be/UYBRT1-Jmnw
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True Story: The first time I ever saw a real bear was at a zoo. It did that thing they do where they sit and grab their feet and it was so cute I couldn't stand it and started to cry. 🥲
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February 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
True Story: The first time I ever saw a real bear was at a zoo. It did that thing they do where they sit and grab their feet and it was so cute I couldn't stand it and started to cry. 🥲
* Posters, stickers and more available here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1682...
#bg3 #art
* Posters, stickers and more available here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1682...
#bg3 #art
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your outie loves to bounce on it crazy style. your outie is proficient at eating ass. your outie gives head that makes people forget math. your outie fucks like they're going off to war the next morning. your outie has impregnated half the town. your outie has a huge c
February 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
your outie loves to bounce on it crazy style. your outie is proficient at eating ass. your outie gives head that makes people forget math. your outie fucks like they're going off to war the next morning. your outie has impregnated half the town. your outie has a huge c
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My favourite Ted lasso plot point is gay.
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My favourite Ted lasso plot point is gay.
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As I am telling my clients this week, "The purpose right now is to overwhelm you into hopelessness and despair. Which means caring for yourself and others, and continuing to find joy is an ongoing act of revolution. Feel the pain and grief, that's real. Your inner light cannot be destroyed."
January 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
As I am telling my clients this week, "The purpose right now is to overwhelm you into hopelessness and despair. Which means caring for yourself and others, and continuing to find joy is an ongoing act of revolution. Feel the pain and grief, that's real. Your inner light cannot be destroyed."