i just sneezed so loud that my dog started barking cause he thought it was someone breaking in
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i just sneezed so loud that my dog started barking cause he thought it was someone breaking in
we need to make a :D except for it has teeth
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
we need to make a :D except for it has teeth
@barackobama.bsky.social i love you so much
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@barackobama.bsky.social i love you so much
guess who put mustard in your beer✨
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
guess who put mustard in your beer✨
got a cool sword from a group of adventurers that i just defeated. anyone want it?
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
got a cool sword from a group of adventurers that i just defeated. anyone want it?
whatever is in charge of the universe gotta be messing with us during november. like what even is november
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
whatever is in charge of the universe gotta be messing with us during november. like what even is november
this joke appeared to me in a dream
"I got put through the wringer"
"Oh yeah? Whos the other man?"
"I got put through the wringer"
"Oh yeah? Whos the other man?"
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this joke appeared to me in a dream
"I got put through the wringer"
"Oh yeah? Whos the other man?"
"I got put through the wringer"
"Oh yeah? Whos the other man?"
what if your hands suddenly became hair. like they suddenly just became a mass of hair
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
what if your hands suddenly became hair. like they suddenly just became a mass of hair
humanity is so cooked i cannot
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
humanity is so cooked i cannot
i love my homunculus its just like me
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i love my homunculus its just like me
getting my homonculus to hand out candy this year
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
getting my homonculus to hand out candy this year
disturbed individual
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
disturbed individual
why did i read this as "I have to clutch my penis"
I hate to clutch my pearls but isn't "delaying this swearing-in to avoid votes you don't want" just a difference in degree before you get to "only swearing in one party after the midterms to avoid giving up power"?
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
why did i read this as "I have to clutch my penis"
wet slop is infinitely better than dry slop
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
wet slop is infinitely better than dry slop
i feel like there are two types of halloween themed games
1. cat saves halloween
2.hentai halloween
1. cat saves halloween
2.hentai halloween
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i feel like there are two types of halloween themed games
1. cat saves halloween
2.hentai halloween
1. cat saves halloween
2.hentai halloween
one time i had a dream that the terminators balls were above his penis can someone tell me what this means
September 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
one time i had a dream that the terminators balls were above his penis can someone tell me what this means
lawyer (derogatory)
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
lawyer (derogatory)