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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy)
@themightyjoedanger.bsky.social
Streetwise Professor, Hood Elvis, Cambodian Easy Rider. Jewish Johnny Yuma? Science Kenny Powers.

I'm not afraid of New Americans.
A steal at twice the price, you don't even have to bring any merits!
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wild take: that woman is none of my concern. I got other shit going on.
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Are you willing to take one of their well-compensated legacy jobs for maybe 25% more ethics? Includes health insurance.
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Those jerks are all in the pocket of Big Not Dying.
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*The Fed* creates our currency using a computer keyboard. Maintaining its independence is the only thing that keeps this from going prompt critical.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Love how it's historically worked out for those that try it and then don't pay.
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Despite my frustrations, this makes me feel WAY better about career day.
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My Department leadership has never, ever had that thought.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My job makes me Pre✔️ by default. I have some qualms about walking past the other lines. I know it's authorized and economical, but it kinda feels like using my office for personal benefit.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You can sue anybody, any time you want. It just takes a $20 filling fee and a dream, man.
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
He's tanking Sheinhardt Wig Company! This will be devastating to Ahp Chanaggi Party Meats Ltd of North Korea.
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Socialism with Stiffler characteristics
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's-a me, Mohammed Siad Barre!
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
SITREP: notta so good!
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Slowly going the way of the buffalo."

"What the hell does that mean, Joe?"
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Great for business I guess.
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
She lost a popularity contest to the least likable man in the world.
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
That's right, Jamelle. You've got him right where you want him: surrounded from the inside.
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Assholes: they're just like us!
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM