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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy)
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Streetwise Professor, Hood Elvis, Cambodian Easy Rider. Jewish Johnny Yuma? Science Kenny Powers.

We all do better when we all do better.
Pinned
"The A-10 is the perfect plane in all situations including passenger aviation." - @wtyppod.com Liam McAnderson, saying out loud what all men of good will believe in their hearts.
You are somebody. If someone else makes you feel like you aren't, these hands are rated E for Everyone.
Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Keep Hope Alive.
February 17, 2026 at 12:57 PM
"Some day this war's gonna end."
February 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Trump supporters are claiming that whistles should be “considered a violent weapon,” that their use constitutes “interference” with immigration enforcement operations or even “assault.”

In other words—the rapid response networks are working. The whistles are working.

Let no one tell you otherwise.
Right-wing media figures are furious at activists for using whistles during ICE activity
Right-wing media figures are lashing out at community members in Minnesota for using whistles to alert others of federal immigration enforcement in the area, asserting that whistles should be “conside...
www.mediamatters.org
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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I did mine early this year
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Just another day of being the only person in this family who understands how thermostats work.

85 does not mean 70 with emphasis.
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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I just used 12 AI agents to create 5 AI agents. And each of them used 7 AI agents to use 8 AI agents.

What were the 8 AI agents doing?

𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.

The transformative power of agentic AI is here.

Get on board—𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It's not great, Mike!
I'm assuming it's generally not good when a judge issues an order pointing out that the government was "not interested in participating in this process" and "essentially told the Court to pound sand."

But what do I know?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
She took an oath. Let's hope we all live up to ours.
Really appreciate @erikamcentarfer.bsky.social defending the work of the agency she was unfairly fired from, that’s what you want from a dedicated public servant.
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
"I'm Black, NBC! Very proud. Like Pea cork!"
Good job, Liz Lemley
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record.

And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.

The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
ICE's Masks Are All a Lie
Working for ICE is actually less dangerous than being an elementary school student in America.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
post a banger that isn't in English

youtube.com/watch?v=BL7l...
Adagio
YouTube video by Wizo - Topic
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February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Why do I call Curling the sport of kings? It's the only medal event you can win in a gorilla costume.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Oh wow something bad is happening to New England.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Are the figure skating uniforms a little floofy for my taste? Sure. But if I tried to spin in air four times and land doing jazzamataz, my shins, knees, and maybe eyeballs would explode all over the ice.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Jollly Good Ginger
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social
Operation Dildo Blitz was a raging success
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Indoor playground, couldn't find my son. Sat still and listened for a detailed and breathless explanation of a dinosaur's life cycle. Found him.
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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This knee jerk reaction to the word "globalism" combined with the recent lust for a Greenland the size of Africa only proves my point: The Mercator projection is Trumpism's white whale.

Living on a globe IS oppression, sheeple.
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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so funny to see republicans complaining about this as if they have not been pulling this shit for 15 years.
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Just one more sleep until Whiskey Fridays with Tony "Dukakis '88" Dokoupil.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Tough day for libertarians, Internet drug dealers, and CSAM enthusiasts.
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM