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The Mighty Monarch
@themightymonarch.bsky.social
"I'm seizing an opportunity. Now how do you do a screen capture? It's like shift option- augh!! Oh! Crap I made an umlaut."

He/Him
Disaster Bisexual 🌈
Happily Married

Transphobes, Homophobes and Terfs shall feel the stinging wrath of the Mighty Monarch!
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Sweetie? 21 sent me this humourous 'Meme' on The Social Media-I don't get it...is it a joke the 'hip' and 'with it' kids are making? Are they ridiculing Venture? If so I wish to be informed IMMEDIATELY that I might mock him mercilessly in 'the commentary section.'
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Hon? ...I think this is the wrong house. DAMN THESE DIABOLICALLY IDENTICAL CUL-DE-SACS! Wait-Holy shit is that a Cornballer? I thought they banned them in the 70's!
May 16, 2024 at 7:38 AM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Honey, I'm going to the store! Definitely NOT sneaking out to bask in childlike joy on my glorious butterglider, composing a delightful ballad about murder while looking super cool. Do you need me to pick up anything?
May 8, 2024 at 7:05 PM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
I'm taking a novel approach! Get it? Novel? Ha!
May 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Behold! I have finished redecorating thus OBLITERATING the dreaded Honey-Do list! Now to DESTROY VENTURE starting with SCATHING comments on the world-wide-web! He will WRITHE in merciless humiliation! WRITHE! Also, we are out of paint and I broke ladder again.
May 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
May 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM
May 6, 2024 at 4:34 AM