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The Mighty Monarch
@themightymonarch.bsky.social
"I'm seizing an opportunity. Now how do you do a screen capture? It's like shift option- augh!! Oh! Crap I made an umlaut."

He/Him
Disaster Bisexual 🌈
Happily Married

Transphobes, Homophobes and Terfs shall feel the stinging wrath of the Mighty Monarch!
ONE TIME that happened ONE TIME. But fine, anything to avoid the Guild's Clippy knockoff. That thing is just fucking off the charts creepy-I'd rather be Nozzled. Just look at the pixilated insolence it spewed at me last time!
November 17, 2024 at 4:38 AM
November 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Sweetie? 21 sent me this humourous 'Meme' on The Social Media-I don't get it...is it a joke the 'hip' and 'with it' kids are making? Are they ridiculing Venture? If so I wish to be informed IMMEDIATELY that I might mock him mercilessly in 'the commentary section.'
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Hon? ...I think this is the wrong house. DAMN THESE DIABOLICALLY IDENTICAL CUL-DE-SACS! Wait-Holy shit is that a Cornballer? I thought they banned them in the 70's!
May 16, 2024 at 7:38 AM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Honey, I'm going to the store! Definitely NOT sneaking out to bask in childlike joy on my glorious butterglider, composing a delightful ballad about murder while looking super cool. Do you need me to pick up anything?
May 8, 2024 at 7:05 PM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
I'm taking a novel approach! Get it? Novel? Ha!
May 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
@dr-mrs-the-monarch.bsky.social
Behold! I have finished redecorating thus OBLITERATING the dreaded Honey-Do list! Now to DESTROY VENTURE starting with SCATHING comments on the world-wide-web! He will WRITHE in merciless humiliation! WRITHE! Also, we are out of paint and I broke ladder again.
May 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
May 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM
May 6, 2024 at 5:11 AM
May 6, 2024 at 4:34 AM