Mosasaurus
@themosasaurus.bsky.social
engineer and also a mosasaur
i'm just saying a single guillotine can have a pretty remarkable throughput if operated efficiently and given proper maintenance
let's be smart about small business loans, here
let's be smart about small business loans, here
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i'm just saying a single guillotine can have a pretty remarkable throughput if operated efficiently and given proper maintenance
let's be smart about small business loans, here
let's be smart about small business loans, here
also lol no he won't
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
also lol no he won't
beware, for behind indisputable bangers like will smith's wild, wild west, there are unspeakable horrors
like ll cool j's deepest bluest
like ll cool j's deepest bluest
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
beware, for behind indisputable bangers like will smith's wild, wild west, there are unspeakable horrors
like ll cool j's deepest bluest
like ll cool j's deepest bluest
every single dish is unacceptably dry, what the fuck
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
every single dish is unacceptably dry, what the fuck
people will do anything, no matter how convoluted or counterproductive, except vote
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
people will do anything, no matter how convoluted or counterproductive, except vote
This is kinda how Lost was for me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is kinda how Lost was for me.
really? Dak "Spat First" Prescott?
they couldn't find anyone else on the cowboys?
they couldn't find anyone else on the cowboys?
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
really? Dak "Spat First" Prescott?
they couldn't find anyone else on the cowboys?
they couldn't find anyone else on the cowboys?
Yes! We can be comfy and look decent at the same time.
Dockers Smart 360 Flex, slacks and khakis. I'll never go back. I don't "love Spandex." Spandex "loves me".
Dockers Smart 360 Flex, slacks and khakis. I'll never go back. I don't "love Spandex." Spandex "loves me".
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Yes! We can be comfy and look decent at the same time.
Dockers Smart 360 Flex, slacks and khakis. I'll never go back. I don't "love Spandex." Spandex "loves me".
Dockers Smart 360 Flex, slacks and khakis. I'll never go back. I don't "love Spandex." Spandex "loves me".
oh, ok. i'm done with the atlantic, i guess
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
oh, ok. i'm done with the atlantic, i guess
yeah, but i dont think that one was on baker
still a solid WELP tho
still a solid WELP tho
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
yeah, but i dont think that one was on baker
still a solid WELP tho
still a solid WELP tho
no one wins
there are only losers in groin kicks
there are only losers in groin kicks
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
no one wins
there are only losers in groin kicks
there are only losers in groin kicks
what have you done
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
what have you done
Ain't that a kick in the head!
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ain't that a kick in the head!
kinda puts a novel spin on "mother"
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
kinda puts a novel spin on "mother"
Christaceans
eh?
ehhh??
you like???
eh?
ehhh??
you like???
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christaceans
eh?
ehhh??
you like???
eh?
ehhh??
you like???
*gestures broadly from the paddock*
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
*gestures broadly from the paddock*
But these stopped drives, they yield something more precious.
That vicious leg.
Those fiery brows.
Fairbairn.
That vicious leg.
Those fiery brows.
Fairbairn.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
But these stopped drives, they yield something more precious.
That vicious leg.
Those fiery brows.
Fairbairn.
That vicious leg.
Those fiery brows.
Fairbairn.
and then using the data to make a better map
so you're training this abominable Allied Mastercomputer based on how you eventually got there
i have no map and i must recalculate
so you're training this abominable Allied Mastercomputer based on how you eventually got there
i have no map and i must recalculate
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
and then using the data to make a better map
so you're training this abominable Allied Mastercomputer based on how you eventually got there
i have no map and i must recalculate
so you're training this abominable Allied Mastercomputer based on how you eventually got there
i have no map and i must recalculate
Did you ever try watching Dark? It was a German show on Netflix - kind of a sci-fi mystery. I was told to go into it completely blind and I liked it.
But it's one of those shows where I needed a guide or something to help me keep track of what's going on.
But it's one of those shows where I needed a guide or something to help me keep track of what's going on.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Did you ever try watching Dark? It was a German show on Netflix - kind of a sci-fi mystery. I was told to go into it completely blind and I liked it.
But it's one of those shows where I needed a guide or something to help me keep track of what's going on.
But it's one of those shows where I needed a guide or something to help me keep track of what's going on.
Your points are based in both reality and historical trends. I think people are just weary of "aha, he'll never wiggle his way out of THIS" and having the football pulled out from under them.
I just kinda assume that the guy with a 25 luck stat and infinite caps will get past it.
I just kinda assume that the guy with a 25 luck stat and infinite caps will get past it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Your points are based in both reality and historical trends. I think people are just weary of "aha, he'll never wiggle his way out of THIS" and having the football pulled out from under them.
I just kinda assume that the guy with a 25 luck stat and infinite caps will get past it.
I just kinda assume that the guy with a 25 luck stat and infinite caps will get past it.
IT'S IMPLIED IN THE PADDOCK
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
IT'S IMPLIED IN THE PADDOCK
0004: the nation shall observe AT40 on Saturday mornings.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
0004: the nation shall observe AT40 on Saturday mornings.
It's good in Fallout 76.
:)
:)
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's good in Fallout 76.
:)
:)
and a shocking, yet surprisingly stimulating conclusion with rick santorum
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
and a shocking, yet surprisingly stimulating conclusion with rick santorum