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engineer and also a mosasaur
i'm just saying a single guillotine can have a pretty remarkable throughput if operated efficiently and given proper maintenance

let's be smart about small business loans, here
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
also lol no he won't
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
beware, for behind indisputable bangers like will smith's wild, wild west, there are unspeakable horrors

like ll cool j's deepest bluest
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
every single dish is unacceptably dry, what the fuck
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
people will do anything, no matter how convoluted or counterproductive, except vote
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is kinda how Lost was for me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
really? Dak "Spat First" Prescott?

they couldn't find anyone else on the cowboys?
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yes! We can be comfy and look decent at the same time.

Dockers Smart 360 Flex, slacks and khakis. I'll never go back. I don't "love Spandex." Spandex "loves me".
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
oh, ok. i'm done with the atlantic, i guess
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
yeah, but i dont think that one was on baker

still a solid WELP tho
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
no one wins

there are only losers in groin kicks
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
what have you done
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ain't that a kick in the head!
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
kinda puts a novel spin on "mother"
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Christaceans

eh?

ehhh??

you like???
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
*gestures broadly from the paddock*
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
But these stopped drives, they yield something more precious.

That vicious leg.
Those fiery brows.
Fairbairn.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
and then using the data to make a better map

so you're training this abominable Allied Mastercomputer based on how you eventually got there

i have no map and i must recalculate
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Did you ever try watching Dark? It was a German show on Netflix - kind of a sci-fi mystery. I was told to go into it completely blind and I liked it.

But it's one of those shows where I needed a guide or something to help me keep track of what's going on.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Your points are based in both reality and historical trends. I think people are just weary of "aha, he'll never wiggle his way out of THIS" and having the football pulled out from under them.

I just kinda assume that the guy with a 25 luck stat and infinite caps will get past it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
IT'S IMPLIED IN THE PADDOCK
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
0004: the nation shall observe AT40 on Saturday mornings.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's good in Fallout 76.

:)
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
and a shocking, yet surprisingly stimulating conclusion with rick santorum
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM