Mosasaurus
@themosasaurus.bsky.social
engineer and also a mosasaur
did I just see josh allen with smelling salts? the shit that the NFL banned?
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
did I just see josh allen with smelling salts? the shit that the NFL banned?
why does nick sirianni always look like he's on day 3 of a coke bender
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
why does nick sirianni always look like he's on day 3 of a coke bender
oh sure but when its me i'm "unsatisfying" and "need to put my pants back on"
double standards smdh
double standards smdh
AT 6’5 275 POUNDS HE HAS THE FASTEST AVERAGE GET OFF OF ANY PLAYER TODAY
According to NextGenStats, Myles Garrett has an average get-off of 0.60 seconds today.
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
oh sure but when its me i'm "unsatisfying" and "need to put my pants back on"
double standards smdh
double standards smdh
does jj mccarthy know he doesn't have to throw the ball so damn hard every time
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
does jj mccarthy know he doesn't have to throw the ball so damn hard every time
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The Tikka Masala Incident
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Tikka Masala Incident
what the fuck is aikman wearing
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
what the fuck is aikman wearing
fox, i wanna watch the damn game not listen to this fucking fascist
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fox, i wanna watch the damn game not listen to this fucking fascist
ahhahhahahah aaron jones with the no pump!
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
ahhahhahahah aaron jones with the no pump!
whoever don't think predator: badlands is some of the hardest shit ever can straight up get fucked
absolutely loved it
absolutely loved it
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
whoever don't think predator: badlands is some of the hardest shit ever can straight up get fucked
absolutely loved it
absolutely loved it
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Sounds like a good start!
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sounds like a good start!
how did he catch that
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
how did he catch that
so uh
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
so uh
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
the Yacksonville Yaguars, y'all
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the Yacksonville Yaguars, y'all
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Every person has to do what they thinks is right for their family. But I'm not going anywhere, and I think someone leaving the minute Trump was back in office is the very definition of obeying in advance. YMMV.
You recently called out the fever dreams of Prof. Jason Stanley for moving himself and his non-white family to Toronto.
His father escaped Nazi Germany on one of the last available transports.
His father escaped Nazi Germany on one of the last available transports.
October 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every person has to do what they thinks is right for their family. But I'm not going anywhere, and I think someone leaving the minute Trump was back in office is the very definition of obeying in advance. YMMV.
did tom brady just say he kicks dogs
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
did tom brady just say he kicks dogs
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I am celebrating the ideals of the Founding, the struggles to become a more perfect union, the noble beliefs many of us still hold, and a future that is stronger than any one person.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
July 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am celebrating the ideals of the Founding, the struggles to become a more perfect union, the noble beliefs many of us still hold, and a future that is stronger than any one person.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
😍
June 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
😍
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We all deserve better.
Stay safe
Stay safe
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We all deserve better.
Stay safe
Stay safe
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Trump is everything the Bible warned against
May 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump is everything the Bible warned against
taste of His foetid Gifts
3. Contact with contaminated water can cause skin infections, gastrointestinal illness, ear/eye infections, and other diseases, especially in children and people with compromised immune systems.
May 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
taste of His foetid Gifts
when are we just gonna start calling him Robert F. Nurgle
1. As many people learned this morning, the National Park Service prohibits swimming and wading in the water in Rock Creek due to oil, heavy metals, pesticides, pet waste, and raw sewage in the water.
May 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
when are we just gonna start calling him Robert F. Nurgle
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I'll never forget this
April 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'll never forget this
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Life on Mars?
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
April 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Life on Mars?
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd