Mosasaurus
@themosasaurus.bsky.social
engineer and also a mosasaur
sam darnold gotta be feelin p. good right now
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 AM
sam darnold gotta be feelin p. good right now
you useless fuck
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
you useless fuck
* point out a goat
that man couldn't draw a goat to save his life
that man couldn't draw a goat to save his life
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
* point out a goat
that man couldn't draw a goat to save his life
that man couldn't draw a goat to save his life
i heard tom homan is a bitch
i hear similar things re: bovino
i hear similar things re: bovino
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
i heard tom homan is a bitch
i hear similar things re: bovino
i hear similar things re: bovino
were you expecting insightful commentary from collinsworth?
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
were you expecting insightful commentary from collinsworth?
a butts commercial
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
a butts commercial
you could
but at what cost????
but at what cost????
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
you could
but at what cost????
but at what cost????
ehhh... the original trouble with tribbles has an issue
a certain virus
a certain virus
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
ehhh... the original trouble with tribbles has an issue
a certain virus
a certain virus
I just like the contrition in what he said. It does give me hope.
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I just like the contrition in what he said. It does give me hope.
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yeah, but avoiding the use of "stakeholders", "decisionmakers", "warplanners", and "warfighters" while writing for the DoD is some next-level talent
them folks STAY lovin that shit
them folks STAY lovin that shit
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
yeah, but avoiding the use of "stakeholders", "decisionmakers", "warplanners", and "warfighters" while writing for the DoD is some next-level talent
them folks STAY lovin that shit
them folks STAY lovin that shit
they just want some "living space"
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
they just want some "living space"
holy shit fuck that guy
if he doesn't like it he can just get out of it
if he doesn't like it he can just get out of it
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
holy shit fuck that guy
if he doesn't like it he can just get out of it
if he doesn't like it he can just get out of it
the past 17 years, specifically.
because obviously Taken (2008) was a fuckin banger
because obviously Taken (2008) was a fuckin banger
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
the past 17 years, specifically.
because obviously Taken (2008) was a fuckin banger
because obviously Taken (2008) was a fuckin banger
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Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
shall not be infringed.
Q: Do you agree with the assessment from some of your own officials that Alex Pretti is a domestic terrorist or assassin?
TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that, but he certainly shouldn't have been carrying a gun. I don't like that he had a gun.
TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that, but he certainly shouldn't have been carrying a gun. I don't like that he had a gun.
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
shall not be infringed.
ohhhh, I was like dang that olympic breakdancer is more complex than i originally thought
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
ohhhh, I was like dang that olympic breakdancer is more complex than i originally thought
but i thought the coaching staff made a bad call on keon
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
but i thought the coaching staff made a bad call on keon
I'm in agreement here. I feel like tolerating the intolerable has contributed to this current mess. If someone commits a murder and says "oops i'm sowwy, i wont do it again" we don't just let them be. There must be accountability.
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I'm in agreement here. I feel like tolerating the intolerable has contributed to this current mess. If someone commits a murder and says "oops i'm sowwy, i wont do it again" we don't just let them be. There must be accountability.
word.
I saw his tweets. This is why I'm taking a breath before commenting, because my first reactions here are not printable.
Miller, too. Tweeting like a psychopath.
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
word.
this is tyranny. there is no other word for it.
Fox News: "I've gotten my hands that AG Bondi said she sent to Gov. Tim Walz. It is strongly worded. The AG calls for the governor to support the men and women of ICE, to repeal the state's sanctuary policies, and to allow the DOJ to access state voter rolls."
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
this is tyranny. there is no other word for it.
its literally the same argument as "why is this arctic storm a good example of global warming, though?"
it's the same ignorant shit
it's the same ignorant shit
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
its literally the same argument as "why is this arctic storm a good example of global warming, though?"
it's the same ignorant shit
it's the same ignorant shit
the night guard stays IN during sexytimes.
it makes me lithp. and thatth a turn-on, baby
it makes me lithp. and thatth a turn-on, baby
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 AM
the night guard stays IN during sexytimes.
it makes me lithp. and thatth a turn-on, baby
it makes me lithp. and thatth a turn-on, baby
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That's exactly WHY it should be left on.
CNN just cut away, they just couldn't stand it anymore. They said it is "winding, even for him"
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
That's exactly WHY it should be left on.
I stand firm at "death penalty for Dan's parents"
so ruled
so ruled
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I stand firm at "death penalty for Dan's parents"
so ruled
so ruled