theNakedest
@thenakedest.bsky.social
Thrice dethroned Piss King
I will reclaim what is mine
I will reclaim what is mine
Do you need help wiping your ass, or do you just enjoy the feeling of turds caked between your cheeks?
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Do you need help wiping your ass, or do you just enjoy the feeling of turds caked between your cheeks?
I'm going to become an Alps truther and insist that Italy is its own continent.
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm going to become an Alps truther and insist that Italy is its own continent.
The Bidens are so far down the list of people she needs to apologize to that its embarrassing you even brought them up.
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Bidens are so far down the list of people she needs to apologize to that its embarrassing you even brought them up.
This is the exact issue I have with a lot of "cozy" games. Ignoring or downplaying the growth incentivised by the gameplay loop isn't cute or subversive, its just frustrating! Massive scale resource extraction doesn't become innocent just because you are nice to your neighbors.
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is the exact issue I have with a lot of "cozy" games. Ignoring or downplaying the growth incentivised by the gameplay loop isn't cute or subversive, its just frustrating! Massive scale resource extraction doesn't become innocent just because you are nice to your neighbors.
Also, if they were doing a smaller prequel to 4, why wouldn't they do something like Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeros? Showing off the the new gameplay and what they've done with the engine would generate way more hype than DLC for the old game.
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Also, if they were doing a smaller prequel to 4, why wouldn't they do something like Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeros? Showing off the the new gameplay and what they've done with the engine would generate way more hype than DLC for the old game.
I was an edge lord cyber teen who was obsessed with using free alternative software to "stick it to the man."
Even my contrarian ass only lasted a week with GIMP before switching to a cracked version of Photoshop I got off 4chan.
Even my contrarian ass only lasted a week with GIMP before switching to a cracked version of Photoshop I got off 4chan.
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I was an edge lord cyber teen who was obsessed with using free alternative software to "stick it to the man."
Even my contrarian ass only lasted a week with GIMP before switching to a cracked version of Photoshop I got off 4chan.
Even my contrarian ass only lasted a week with GIMP before switching to a cracked version of Photoshop I got off 4chan.
I think the largest machine that actually moves is either the Prelude FLNG, or the Pioneering Spirit, deepening on your definition of largest. Prelude takes up over twice as much space, but the Spirit is over 100,000 tons heavier.
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I think the largest machine that actually moves is either the Prelude FLNG, or the Pioneering Spirit, deepening on your definition of largest. Prelude takes up over twice as much space, but the Spirit is over 100,000 tons heavier.
Similarly, pistols doing more damage than an SMG that uses the same round. Outside of accounting for velocity (which should usually favor an SMG), a 9mm is going to hit the same no matter what is shooting it!
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Similarly, pistols doing more damage than an SMG that uses the same round. Outside of accounting for velocity (which should usually favor an SMG), a 9mm is going to hit the same no matter what is shooting it!
It is almost impressive how bad he is at maintaining any goodwill whatsoever. During his Grok saga, he couldn't even wait for the tweets to get deleted before he made it all about how mean the left is. How do you fuck up a grand slam like that???
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It is almost impressive how bad he is at maintaining any goodwill whatsoever. During his Grok saga, he couldn't even wait for the tweets to get deleted before he made it all about how mean the left is. How do you fuck up a grand slam like that???
Yeah, they get shit done, like voting to confirm hideously unqualified appointees, or fascist power grabs!
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Yeah, they get shit done, like voting to confirm hideously unqualified appointees, or fascist power grabs!
Damn, if there are 4 quest counters on Airbender Ascension, you can have its end step trigger resolve first to flicker the reanimated vehicle* to dodge the trigger that returns it to hand! That's a really solid combo!
*The vehicle has to be crewed or animated, but that should be trivial.
*The vehicle has to be crewed or animated, but that should be trivial.
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Damn, if there are 4 quest counters on Airbender Ascension, you can have its end step trigger resolve first to flicker the reanimated vehicle* to dodge the trigger that returns it to hand! That's a really solid combo!
*The vehicle has to be crewed or animated, but that should be trivial.
*The vehicle has to be crewed or animated, but that should be trivial.
It feels like a goofy koan. The type of person most capable and trustworthy enough to adapt C&H would never ask Watterson to do so.
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It feels like a goofy koan. The type of person most capable and trustworthy enough to adapt C&H would never ask Watterson to do so.
How is praising Ronald Reagan trolling Ttump?
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How is praising Ronald Reagan trolling Ttump?
*gasp* Not latex! I can accept stylized violence, but I draw the line at stylized women!
December 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
*gasp* Not latex! I can accept stylized violence, but I draw the line at stylized women!
Did she? Then why is Trump living in the White House? I thought only the winner lives there?
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did she? Then why is Trump living in the White House? I thought only the winner lives there?
Odd, because one of the other best shotguns only uses 2 shells. Is it possible that 2 is a number of power for shotguns? Has anyone tried one that holds 22 shells?
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Odd, because one of the other best shotguns only uses 2 shells. Is it possible that 2 is a number of power for shotguns? Has anyone tried one that holds 22 shells?
You get it! I'm just walking down the street with an expression that says I'm on my way to get revenge for my murdered wife and dog, but I'm really thinking about what a lovely time I had with the lads over the weekend.
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You get it! I'm just walking down the street with an expression that says I'm on my way to get revenge for my murdered wife and dog, but I'm really thinking about what a lovely time I had with the lads over the weekend.
Yes! You can tell it was me because the username and avatar are the same, and you had to click through to my profile to see it! I noticed you didn't tap the heart in the screenshot, so I assume you liked it afterwards.
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yes! You can tell it was me because the username and avatar are the same, and you had to click through to my profile to see it! I noticed you didn't tap the heart in the screenshot, so I assume you liked it afterwards.
Well, I looked up his star chart. His Gemini is getting topped by Libra, and Mars is jelqing his cancer while Venus ascends. Plus, MIT tested me and says my ass is in the top percentile, so make of that what you will.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well, I looked up his star chart. His Gemini is getting topped by Libra, and Mars is jelqing his cancer while Venus ascends. Plus, MIT tested me and says my ass is in the top percentile, so make of that what you will.
By that logic, it could just as easily be a murder suicide, because his wife isn't exactly glowing either. "Not looking happy enough in a photo" isn't just flimsy, it's nothing.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
By that logic, it could just as easily be a murder suicide, because his wife isn't exactly glowing either. "Not looking happy enough in a photo" isn't just flimsy, it's nothing.
This is discrimination against those of us with resting homicide face.
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This is discrimination against those of us with resting homicide face.
I don't need perfect. I do need someone who doesn't pall around with the likes of Charlie Kirk, and who treats homeless and the LGBTQ+ community like human beings.
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don't need perfect. I do need someone who doesn't pall around with the likes of Charlie Kirk, and who treats homeless and the LGBTQ+ community like human beings.
Yeah, he's going to fight trans people and the homeless.
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah, he's going to fight trans people and the homeless.