theNakedest
@thenakedest.bsky.social
Thrice dethroned Piss King
I will reclaim what is mine
I will reclaim what is mine
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theNakedest
@thenakedest.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Just so everyone knows, this is the vibe I'm shooting for
I pulled both Squall SeeD Mercenary and Seifer Almasy from the boosters included in the FFVII Scene Box, so I guess I have to build the Mardu Squall now.
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I pulled both Squall SeeD Mercenary and Seifer Almasy from the boosters included in the FFVII Scene Box, so I guess I have to build the Mardu Squall now.
What were your first four commander decks?
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What were your first four commander decks?
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I have now watched some of this bear taking a nap and I know some of you will be saying that Wilford The Bear is a deadly apex predator who would definitely maul then eat me, but you're all wrong because I am confident Wilford and I would be friends and bros
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have now watched some of this bear taking a nap and I know some of you will be saying that Wilford The Bear is a deadly apex predator who would definitely maul then eat me, but you're all wrong because I am confident Wilford and I would be friends and bros
Buying a full sized ortholinear keyboard and a 1:1 aspect ratio monitor just so I can feel something
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Buying a full sized ortholinear keyboard and a 1:1 aspect ratio monitor just so I can feel something
Went to see the Chainsaw Man movie tonight, which was fantastic, btw. Some of Mappa's finest work. But, there was a pre-roll ad that was clearly AI-generated.
But it gets worse! It ended by saying something along the lines of "The savings are real even if I'm not!"
Shit sucks! Real hard!
But it gets worse! It ended by saying something along the lines of "The savings are real even if I'm not!"
Shit sucks! Real hard!
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Went to see the Chainsaw Man movie tonight, which was fantastic, btw. Some of Mappa's finest work. But, there was a pre-roll ad that was clearly AI-generated.
But it gets worse! It ended by saying something along the lines of "The savings are real even if I'm not!"
Shit sucks! Real hard!
But it gets worse! It ended by saying something along the lines of "The savings are real even if I'm not!"
Shit sucks! Real hard!
My poop got raptured right out of my butt :(
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My poop got raptured right out of my butt :(
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Happy Labor Day!
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Labor Day!
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
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it's just a higher proportion of normies on the internet. "that's what she said" still gets laughs. mall kiosk air brush shops still do the Calvin piss motif. it's eternal September for jorts dads, wine moms and sexagenarians
August 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
it's just a higher proportion of normies on the internet. "that's what she said" still gets laughs. mall kiosk air brush shops still do the Calvin piss motif. it's eternal September for jorts dads, wine moms and sexagenarians
I'm hoping that Musk will Bud Dwyer himself, but I'll settle for a rock bottom OD
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm hoping that Musk will Bud Dwyer himself, but I'll settle for a rock bottom OD
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This is just some guy somewhere in Latin America dressing like a hot girl on tik tok and all the comments are like ‘I’m confused’. You can be horny for anyone you want it’s not against the law and that’s why everyone is probably gay as hell who fucking cares try not to be a little bitch about it
June 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is just some guy somewhere in Latin America dressing like a hot girl on tik tok and all the comments are like ‘I’m confused’. You can be horny for anyone you want it’s not against the law and that’s why everyone is probably gay as hell who fucking cares try not to be a little bitch about it
I've managed to filter out most of the wretched reality TV posts from my discover feed, and now I get bizarre fetish content. Hell yeah.
May 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I've managed to filter out most of the wretched reality TV posts from my discover feed, and now I get bizarre fetish content. Hell yeah.
I think we should be allowed to throw bricks at anyone who posts dogshit AI Trump chickens.
May 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think we should be allowed to throw bricks at anyone who posts dogshit AI Trump chickens.
Easy listening music doesn't put up enough of a challenge. I'm out here on nightmare difficulty.
April 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Easy listening music doesn't put up enough of a challenge. I'm out here on nightmare difficulty.
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Balthasarus Fucksberger
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
March 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Balthasarus Fucksberger
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
Man, my cats are so photogenic
March 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Man, my cats are so photogenic
I keep asking her how she got her head so round, but all she says is "Meow"
February 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I keep asking her how she got her head so round, but all she says is "Meow"
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
YOU ARE A MEAT SIN
REPENT
REPENT
January 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
YOU ARE A MEAT SIN
REPENT
REPENT
In addition to pronouns and professional stuff, I think you should also have put what forums you grew up on in your bio. That goes a long way to explaining why you are the way you are.
December 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
In addition to pronouns and professional stuff, I think you should also have put what forums you grew up on in your bio. That goes a long way to explaining why you are the way you are.
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The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.
December 7, 2024 at 10:06 PM
The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.
Why is he looking out the wrong window?
Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Why is he looking out the wrong window?
Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
Hey! It turns out that cats are pretty rad to have around your house.
December 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Hey! It turns out that cats are pretty rad to have around your house.
Got kicked out of my tour of Pompeii for asking "Where's the jerk off guy?"
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Got kicked out of my tour of Pompeii for asking "Where's the jerk off guy?"
Just so everyone knows, this is the vibe I'm shooting for
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Just so everyone knows, this is the vibe I'm shooting for
I'm a simple man with simple desires. A warm bed, enough food to not go hungry, and a pretty lady who will crush my skull with her thighs.
November 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM
I'm a simple man with simple desires. A warm bed, enough food to not go hungry, and a pretty lady who will crush my skull with her thighs.