Oblong Knoblong
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Oblong Knoblong
@seej500.bsky.social
· Oct 24
MY BRAIN: Stiffler's Mom boned that Minecraft villager
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
ok when spooky season is over, and before christmas season begins, i am not changing my name back to Planko Brownpiss, i am changing it to Oblong Knoblong
lmfao
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
lmfao
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
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It's that time again.
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)
"They have to kill us because they can't break our spirit."- John TrudellFree download: https://bit.ly/2Tn6dpHNeon Nativez:- Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.c...
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November 21, 2023 at 12:48 AM
It's that time again.
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
Aside from my extremely safe & fine turkey cooking tips, I don't wanna tell Americans how to do Thanksgiving
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Aside from my extremely safe & fine turkey cooking tips, I don't wanna tell Americans how to do Thanksgiving
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
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Shoulda called it the "debutbut."
“the debut of labubu is up next”
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Shoulda called it the "debutbut."
You know what they say; nothing boosts investor confidence in an economy like the government refusing to release key economic statistics
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
Trump canceling GDP report comes under scrutiny
The canceled release of the third-quarter GDP advance estimate has fueled speculation about the state of the economy.
www.newsweek.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You know what they say; nothing boosts investor confidence in an economy like the government refusing to release key economic statistics
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
Er, aren't the territories currently held by Ukrainian forces "All of Ukraine except the bits occupied by Russia"?
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Putin told reporters that the fighting will end when Ukrainian forces withdraw from the territories they currently hold.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Er, aren't the territories currently held by Ukrainian forces "All of Ukraine except the bits occupied by Russia"?
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Free ports
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
I'm not actually against stealing art. I just think that if you actually want to stick it to the man you should mean it. Start heisting art from hedge funds and billionaires who use it as collateral, not pirating books and music which is stealing from the pockets of your fellow workers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Free ports
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
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Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
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Like the ussr, it'll end with a heavily armed Russia Tommy Shelbying itself and collapsing into further federalism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Like the ussr, it'll end with a heavily armed Russia Tommy Shelbying itself and collapsing into further federalism.
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Side-part Wolverine
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Side-part Wolverine
On the one hand, this is pretty worrying
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has warned Western diplomats that Russia is stockpiling missiles at a pace that exceeds its current usage, raising fears of a broader future conflict that could extend beyond Ukraine, the NYT reports.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
On the one hand, this is pretty worrying
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
entrance to hollow earth
Archaeologists make‘extraordinary discovery’ in Orkney - but won’t say what it is. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney's Ness of Brodgar Neolithic site
Archaeologists are to resume digging at the site after 3D radar technology uncovered a mystery find.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
entrance to hollow earth
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
honestly, calling it a mansion tax is perfect
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
honestly, calling it a mansion tax is perfect
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
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The mansion tax won't apply to your £1mn house.
It starts at £2mn.
It starts at £2mn.
Tandis que le France renonce à la hausse de la taxe foncière en France, ici en Angleterre ça râle très fort contre une surtaxe sur les résidences de plus de 2 millions de livres baptisée "Mansion tax". Si mêmes les Anglais se mettent à taxer les riches, où va le monde ?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The mansion tax won't apply to your £1mn house.
It starts at £2mn.
It starts at £2mn.
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Not enough credit is given to the safety feature of switching off the lightsaber if your hand has been chopped off.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Not enough credit is given to the safety feature of switching off the lightsaber if your hand has been chopped off.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
For the past 18 months or so, the fingers thing & the mangled background faces have more been tells that someone didn't really know what they were doing; a competent Stable Diffusion user using Flux or similar could avoid them
But this is really good, & Nano-Banana isn't complicated to use
But this is really good, & Nano-Banana isn't complicated to use
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
For the past 18 months or so, the fingers thing & the mangled background faces have more been tells that someone didn't really know what they were doing; a competent Stable Diffusion user using Flux or similar could avoid them
But this is really good, & Nano-Banana isn't complicated to use
But this is really good, & Nano-Banana isn't complicated to use
Happy Thanksgiving Americans, and remember, it's perfectly safe to dunk a frozen turkey directly into a big deep-fryer full of very hot oil in your kitchen. It's how everyone cool cooks turkey. Don't be an Americant
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Americans, and remember, it's perfectly safe to dunk a frozen turkey directly into a big deep-fryer full of very hot oil in your kitchen. It's how everyone cool cooks turkey. Don't be an Americant
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Mythical old people living in poverty in mansions is going to be this year’s bleating cash-poor tax avoiding farmer.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Mythical old people living in poverty in mansions is going to be this year’s bleating cash-poor tax avoiding farmer.
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If the current government isn’t final proof that the British press cannot be appeased by craven, wormlike obsequiousness and unquestioning obedience, then I wonder what it would take. Should we just put maybe four newspaper editors in charge, and let them fight it out? It’d be less tiresome.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
If the current government isn’t final proof that the British press cannot be appeased by craven, wormlike obsequiousness and unquestioning obedience, then I wonder what it would take. Should we just put maybe four newspaper editors in charge, and let them fight it out? It’d be less tiresome.
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It doesn’t make any difference whether the public are getting second hand inhalation off the BBC and Radio Norwich, or whether they’re honking it pure straight out of the crackpipe. It is all the same. A great Nordstream horseshit incitement pipeline, blasting 24/7 into every home in the land.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It doesn’t make any difference whether the public are getting second hand inhalation off the BBC and Radio Norwich, or whether they’re honking it pure straight out of the crackpipe. It is all the same. A great Nordstream horseshit incitement pipeline, blasting 24/7 into every home in the land.
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Do we or do we not live in a country where these awful people got their way at almost every major decision point of the century so far? We do! Is it good? No, it is a national calamity. Are they sorry? No they’re not, they’re *absolutely furious* that they haven’t got more and worse.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Do we or do we not live in a country where these awful people got their way at almost every major decision point of the century so far? We do! Is it good? No, it is a national calamity. Are they sorry? No they’re not, they’re *absolutely furious* that they haven’t got more and worse.
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My carefully considered, nuanced and balanced policy view is that we should tax gambling profits, including sports betting, at like 98% and one executive's kidney per quarter.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
My carefully considered, nuanced and balanced policy view is that we should tax gambling profits, including sports betting, at like 98% and one executive's kidney per quarter.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.