Oblong Knoblong
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Oblong Knoblong
@seej500.bsky.social
· Oct 24
MY BRAIN: Stiffler's Mom boned that Minecraft villager
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
ok when spooky season is over, and before christmas season begins, i am not changing my name back to Planko Brownpiss, i am changing it to Oblong Knoblong
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
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"This is where I watched Zorak die, Raphael."
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"This is where I watched Zorak die, Raphael."
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Stop buying new phones if you want to buy a house you idiots
Stop *not* buying new phones if you want a functioning economy you idiots
Either way, it's your fault
Stop *not* buying new phones if you want a functioning economy you idiots
Either way, it's your fault
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stop buying new phones if you want to buy a house you idiots
Stop *not* buying new phones if you want a functioning economy you idiots
Either way, it's your fault
Stop *not* buying new phones if you want a functioning economy you idiots
Either way, it's your fault
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This franchise is only 5 months old. Respect 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This franchise is only 5 months old. Respect 🫡
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
lmfao
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
lmfao
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
is there a way we can communicate to him that his god also hates him for all the lies and defending pedos?
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It's that time again.
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)
"They have to kill us because they can't break our spirit."- John TrudellFree download: https://bit.ly/2Tn6dpHNeon Nativez:- Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.c...
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November 21, 2023 at 12:48 AM
It's that time again.
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
Aside from my extremely safe & fine turkey cooking tips, I don't wanna tell Americans how to do Thanksgiving
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Aside from my extremely safe & fine turkey cooking tips, I don't wanna tell Americans how to do Thanksgiving
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
But I do feel like it would be reasonable to publish a performance schedule, or at least an order of acts
I wanna watch HUNTR/X damnit
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Shoulda called it the "debutbut."
“the debut of labubu is up next”
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Shoulda called it the "debutbut."
You know what they say; nothing boosts investor confidence in an economy like the government refusing to release key economic statistics
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
Trump canceling GDP report comes under scrutiny
The canceled release of the third-quarter GDP advance estimate has fueled speculation about the state of the economy.
www.newsweek.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You know what they say; nothing boosts investor confidence in an economy like the government refusing to release key economic statistics
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
Er, aren't the territories currently held by Ukrainian forces "All of Ukraine except the bits occupied by Russia"?
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Putin told reporters that the fighting will end when Ukrainian forces withdraw from the territories they currently hold.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Er, aren't the territories currently held by Ukrainian forces "All of Ukraine except the bits occupied by Russia"?
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Oh, wait, that's exactly what he wants: all of Ukraine, without a fight
Free ports
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
I'm not actually against stealing art. I just think that if you actually want to stick it to the man you should mean it. Start heisting art from hedge funds and billionaires who use it as collateral, not pirating books and music which is stealing from the pockets of your fellow workers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Free ports
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
The amount of top tier treasure I bet is just languishing in some locker or container in free ports around the world is bananas
Just sayin'
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Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
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Like the ussr, it'll end with a heavily armed Russia Tommy Shelbying itself and collapsing into further federalism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Like the ussr, it'll end with a heavily armed Russia Tommy Shelbying itself and collapsing into further federalism.
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Side-part Wolverine
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Side-part Wolverine
On the one hand, this is pretty worrying
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has warned Western diplomats that Russia is stockpiling missiles at a pace that exceeds its current usage, raising fears of a broader future conflict that could extend beyond Ukraine, the NYT reports.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
On the one hand, this is pretty worrying
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
On the other hand though, missiles are expensive, and Russia has a serious cash flow problem, so this is a weird move
Dunno what that means of course, but think it's worth bearing in mind
entrance to hollow earth
Archaeologists make‘extraordinary discovery’ in Orkney - but won’t say what it is. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney's Ness of Brodgar Neolithic site
Archaeologists are to resume digging at the site after 3D radar technology uncovered a mystery find.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
entrance to hollow earth
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
honestly, calling it a mansion tax is perfect
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
honestly, calling it a mansion tax is perfect
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
yes, the whole country is aware that two million quid doesn't go as far in a fancy bit of central London as it does in North Wales
but hey; none of us have any sympathy for poor little millionaires & their mere 5-bed in Richmond
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The mansion tax won't apply to your £1mn house.
It starts at £2mn.
It starts at £2mn.
Tandis que le France renonce à la hausse de la taxe foncière en France, ici en Angleterre ça râle très fort contre une surtaxe sur les résidences de plus de 2 millions de livres baptisée "Mansion tax". Si mêmes les Anglais se mettent à taxer les riches, où va le monde ?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The mansion tax won't apply to your £1mn house.
It starts at £2mn.
It starts at £2mn.