Leaving wouldn't bring you peace
@theneogrotesque.bsky.social
Former news editor. Sharing my deeply held, personal opinions on-the-line. All your cred won't save you from decay.
@kels316.bsky.social you might have left Melbourne but Melbourne is coming to visit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@kels316.bsky.social you might have left Melbourne but Melbourne is coming to visit.
Some might say that if you've got $1 million to spend on billboards about how good the GST share is, you're getting too much GST.
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Some might say that if you've got $1 million to spend on billboards about how good the GST share is, you're getting too much GST.
Who the fuck cares if this narcissist likes Rudd or not? Most of Kevin's yarns would be with staffers and agency heads, not the TV freak.
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Who the fuck cares if this narcissist likes Rudd or not? Most of Kevin's yarns would be with staffers and agency heads, not the TV freak.
Important news by the nation's leading financial paper on the hour, every hour.
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Important news by the nation's leading financial paper on the hour, every hour.
I mean why would you listen to people who want to read what you've got to say? Or maybe Ed's just on a mission to replace AI slop with human made slop.
October 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I mean why would you listen to people who want to read what you've got to say? Or maybe Ed's just on a mission to replace AI slop with human made slop.
Remind me why this guy was seen as such a loss to politics at the time of his retirement.
September 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Remind me why this guy was seen as such a loss to politics at the time of his retirement.
Hahahahaha eat shit wowsers.
September 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hahahahaha eat shit wowsers.
At this point, paying a bloke a trillion dollars for 10 years of performance is performative in itself. You can't call an end to the circus lest everyone find out after fucking around. But why not double down.
September 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
At this point, paying a bloke a trillion dollars for 10 years of performance is performative in itself. You can't call an end to the circus lest everyone find out after fucking around. But why not double down.
Real fukken head-scratcher this one.
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Real fukken head-scratcher this one.
I guess all that earning all that money working in finance and it still doesn't stop bullets.
July 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I guess all that earning all that money working in finance and it still doesn't stop bullets.
Australia literally produces more beef than it needs but sure let's import the shit from the US.
July 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Australia literally produces more beef than it needs but sure let's import the shit from the US.
The point isn't that something would be done if it was in Sydney, but that it's happening at all but I don't have a column.
July 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The point isn't that something would be done if it was in Sydney, but that it's happening at all but I don't have a column.
I was a bit worried for a minute then later read the boss called the worker a "fucking dog cunt". That's what you say when you want to start a fight, or a blood feud.
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I was a bit worried for a minute then later read the boss called the worker a "fucking dog cunt". That's what you say when you want to start a fight, or a blood feud.
Ah yes, just what Tasmania needs in its parliament - another rogue.
June 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ah yes, just what Tasmania needs in its parliament - another rogue.
The lead story on the AFR is, just uniquely magic.
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The lead story on the AFR is, just uniquely magic.
I mean why reinvent the wheel when you can slap one of these bad boys on there.
June 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I mean why reinvent the wheel when you can slap one of these bad boys on there.
Fukken spare me your concern for Tesla shareholders. If they didn't know what they were signing up for, too fukken late and too fukken bad!
June 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fukken spare me your concern for Tesla shareholders. If they didn't know what they were signing up for, too fukken late and too fukken bad!
Was tempted to buy this to see if it aged like Liz Truss' lettuce or a cheeky 2 litres of milk left out in the sun.
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Was tempted to buy this to see if it aged like Liz Truss' lettuce or a cheeky 2 litres of milk left out in the sun.
I tell ya what if I'm yammering away to myself in hammer barn and some fucked AI responds, I will simply go out of my way to buy said thing in another shop.
May 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I tell ya what if I'm yammering away to myself in hammer barn and some fucked AI responds, I will simply go out of my way to buy said thing in another shop.
The NRL moves a step closer to earning the 'national' in its name.
May 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The NRL moves a step closer to earning the 'national' in its name.
The day after's writing is always the most unhinged though, especially in the wake of a huge loss. Also fundamentally insane that he thinks 'unabashed patriotism" is at play even with the most die-hard Liberal voter when those guys flocked to Hanson and Palmer.
May 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The day after's writing is always the most unhinged though, especially in the wake of a huge loss. Also fundamentally insane that he thinks 'unabashed patriotism" is at play even with the most die-hard Liberal voter when those guys flocked to Hanson and Palmer.
Is Nick Cater huffing his own farts? Unsure but he's definitely mad and they've put in the paper that he is mad.
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is Nick Cater huffing his own farts? Unsure but he's definitely mad and they've put in the paper that he is mad.
Kehoe out there already running interference for Dutton's decisions. Absolutely cooked shit.
May 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Kehoe out there already running interference for Dutton's decisions. Absolutely cooked shit.
I cannot begin to express how I reckon this is a bad idea, so I guess I'll just wait for the gamergate movie. It'll be done in the style of All The President's Men and make $8 trillion.
April 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I cannot begin to express how I reckon this is a bad idea, so I guess I'll just wait for the gamergate movie. It'll be done in the style of All The President's Men and make $8 trillion.
