Ready to make the jump. Posting on the bad site is like plugging two dollar coin after shiny fresh two dollar coin into a vending machine that just keeps spitting out empty wrappers and dead rats. Every so often you get a snickers bar but it’s dispensed full pelt into your genitals

It's the Gravy Song. Just unrelenting bullshit, venerated for its mediocrity and written for an audience seemingly not in touch with their own banal mediocrity. So like AC/DC basically.

you ever think about how any post could potentially be your last

the last person quoted here is correct, this logic is fucking insane and would have you on a murder charge in any functioning society.

I’m a station wagon expert. The problem isn’t whatever nonsense the Secretary of Road Rules Real World Challenge is saying. The problem is Subaru deciding the most popular wagon in history should actually look like a Ford 150 had a baby with a Jeep Cherokee for no fucking reason

So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.

Stoked they hold millions in Aus govt contracts, good times

Hey! I’m CEO of a company that has just raised $10 billion for an app that takes the hard work out of enjoying music. Did you know, some people waste hours each day listening to “tunes”. Our AI will listen to it for you and summarise it in a 15 second scream leaving you more time to add value.

Farm fresh eggs are great until you find scat, feathers or an embryo.

if only there were other ways to generate heat and electricity. but alas

Can't think of a single perverse incentive here. Sounds great! Should definitely be partnering with news organizations!

[rocking back and forth] ... But it's a dry heat

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

JFC - have they learned nothing

“Funding & support plans for NDIS participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, Guardian Australia can reveal.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

'The newly freed leader of Australia’s largest neo-Nazi group has vowed violent revenge, and one of his chief lieutenants has threatened a state MP, as the Victorian government investigates concerns the group is running an illegal homeschooling network.'

www.smh.com.au/national/vic...

Wishing Brucey a big old Eat Shit.

Something we don't talk about enough is that Hillary Clinton, in addition to being evil, is stupid.

this whole test accommodation thing can be solved with one weird trick: no time limits.

What does the time limit assess? Unless you're testing a skill that must be performed within a specific time to be considered 'competent' a time limit assesses nothing.

MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi
NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday?
ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕

no better time for a government to double down on this particular sack of magic beans imo *guy emerges from stage right to hand me a gigantic novelty cheque for fourteen hundred and eighty eight million dollars*

snack anarchists

I do appreciate that in this whole Nuzzi-Lizza-RFK mess there's an unspoken agreement that people are just gonna break right through those assholes paywalls and post the good stuff for the real sickos.

McLaren falling apart because they can't back one driver is very funny to me, a Ferrari fan.

this seems like a huge waste of time, money and resources which means I'm sure someone is going to fund it

www.smh.com.au/technology/t...

Christmas Bon bons that include a plastic moustache comb, hat & a list of your govts war crimes