slop jesus
@maximumchips.bsky.social
formerly of the other place
Largely rock music, lifting, leftist backbiting, cooking, cleaning, parenting, handtool woodwork, the mental health “sector” — the list goes on; but primarily hating
Largely rock music, lifting, leftist backbiting, cooking, cleaning, parenting, handtool woodwork, the mental health “sector” — the list goes on; but primarily hating
Found out tonight that I’ve been confusing hilary mantel for henning mantell for over a decade
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Found out tonight that I’ve been confusing hilary mantel for henning mantell for over a decade
This year I’m going to use powers that have eluded me for my entire adult life to not have a series of psychiatric conditions or perhaps undergo electroconvulsive therapy, trepanation or frontal lobotomy, or getting very jacked
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
This year I’m going to use powers that have eluded me for my entire adult life to not have a series of psychiatric conditions or perhaps undergo electroconvulsive therapy, trepanation or frontal lobotomy, or getting very jacked
Malinauskas is proof that having a great rig as a middle aged man comes at a severe cerebral cost, and many rigged up dads are experiencing the ill effects of Long Himbo
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Malinauskas is proof that having a great rig as a middle aged man comes at a severe cerebral cost, and many rigged up dads are experiencing the ill effects of Long Himbo
Whats up fellas, welcome to breakfast fascism. We’ve got a cereal that tastes like testicles and if you don’t eat it you’re gay
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Whats up fellas, welcome to breakfast fascism. We’ve got a cereal that tastes like testicles and if you don’t eat it you’re gay
Sunday Paper and @deepcutnews.bsky.social is the only path forwards at this point
Morry Schwartz turned the Saturday paper and Schwartz Media into a ‘don’t talk about genocide of Palestinians’ pile of garbage media
Anna dropped Mike Parr from Schwartz Gallery for saying Israel Palestine apartheid & ethnic cleansing
They’re racist colonialists, not intellectuals.
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Anna dropped Mike Parr from Schwartz Gallery for saying Israel Palestine apartheid & ethnic cleansing
They’re racist colonialists, not intellectuals.
Unsubscribe
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Sunday Paper and @deepcutnews.bsky.social is the only path forwards at this point
Reposted by slop jesus
It's "culturally unsafe" to have a Palestinian Aus author advocate against the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of her people, but it's
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
It's "culturally unsafe" to have a Palestinian Aus author advocate against the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of her people, but it's
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
Metallica: our first album has a song about the horses of the apocalypse
Me: cool
Metallica: second has one about execution by electrocution
Me: okay
Metallica: third has one about the deep state
Me: uh
Metallica: fourth has one about taking a kip
Me: cool
Metallica: second has one about execution by electrocution
Me: okay
Metallica: third has one about the deep state
Me: uh
Metallica: fourth has one about taking a kip
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Metallica: our first album has a song about the horses of the apocalypse
Me: cool
Metallica: second has one about execution by electrocution
Me: okay
Metallica: third has one about the deep state
Me: uh
Metallica: fourth has one about taking a kip
Me: cool
Metallica: second has one about execution by electrocution
Me: okay
Metallica: third has one about the deep state
Me: uh
Metallica: fourth has one about taking a kip
Ben Garrison is really branching out huh
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Ben Garrison is really branching out huh
Fuck man I hate being bad at stuff. I don’t even want to get into electronics I just have to solder some shit for my other hobby and now all of a sudden I’ve got a sub hobby I’m shit at.
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Fuck man I hate being bad at stuff. I don’t even want to get into electronics I just have to solder some shit for my other hobby and now all of a sudden I’ve got a sub hobby I’m shit at.
Politicians and media have completely and uncritically accepted a framing that draws a straight line between the bondi massacre, the fire bombings and graffiti attacks, the protests, and their enemies in the activist left, but here’s the thing: not one of these people went to a rally.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Politicians and media have completely and uncritically accepted a framing that draws a straight line between the bondi massacre, the fire bombings and graffiti attacks, the protests, and their enemies in the activist left, but here’s the thing: not one of these people went to a rally.
Nah man Malinauskas is a fucking dog, unbelievable. Saying this is hate speech, plain and simple. Sue this guy into oblivion
I don’t know how Malinauskas is managing to make this even worse. This is a horrendous comment - the false equivalence here is horrific
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Nah man Malinauskas is a fucking dog, unbelievable. Saying this is hate speech, plain and simple. Sue this guy into oblivion
If I ran train replacement buses on the geelong line I would possibly consider scheduling some buses to go direct to geelong, seeing as a lot of people from geelong might not want a three hour tour of the western suburbs
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
If I ran train replacement buses on the geelong line I would possibly consider scheduling some buses to go direct to geelong, seeing as a lot of people from geelong might not want a three hour tour of the western suburbs
Hey everyone check out my sourdough starter
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Hey everyone check out my sourdough starter
Someone needs to start a good and correct arts festival with a board made up of artists and a commitment to good stuff that doesn’t suck
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Someone needs to start a good and correct arts festival with a board made up of artists and a commitment to good stuff that doesn’t suck
Lol bro how are you a fan of Sleaford Mods when Wire already exists
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Lol bro how are you a fan of Sleaford Mods when Wire already exists
Iconic reply
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Iconic reply
I’ve been lurking reddit because it has content on my hobbies and I’ve had thoughts about posting stuff but people seem to be mostly normal and nice and their views and opinions run the gamut of views and opinions normal people have. And I’m used to Twitter. What’s my subreddit?
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’ve been lurking reddit because it has content on my hobbies and I’ve had thoughts about posting stuff but people seem to be mostly normal and nice and their views and opinions run the gamut of views and opinions normal people have. And I’m used to Twitter. What’s my subreddit?
You know who fell tf off? That cartoonist guy Bill Leak
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
You know who fell tf off? That cartoonist guy Bill Leak
I think I’ve finally defeated the end boss of MS word defaulting the proofing language to US english. Not only do you need to change the Windows default language and the MS Word default language, you also need to uncheck “detect language automatically” in the “set proofing language” dialogue
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I think I’ve finally defeated the end boss of MS word defaulting the proofing language to US english. Not only do you need to change the Windows default language and the MS Word default language, you also need to uncheck “detect language automatically” in the “set proofing language” dialogue
Man where do I find a job where my extremely public fuckups are confidential and in camera
A *very* weird statement by Tracey Whiting announcing her resignation as chair of the Adelaide Festival board.
January 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Man where do I find a job where my extremely public fuckups are confidential and in camera
Completely wild that someone on eBay is selling the Fairchild 670 from Ardent Studios. They want 225 grand US for it. Not really in a position to say if this is a good deal or not but fuck, what an insane eBay item. Note that it’s in 12 people’s carts
January 11, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Completely wild that someone on eBay is selling the Fairchild 670 from Ardent Studios. They want 225 grand US for it. Not really in a position to say if this is a good deal or not but fuck, what an insane eBay item. Note that it’s in 12 people’s carts
Back into training properly again after several months off. I would tell people that I train for the mental health benefits but would think to myself it’s 90% about the vanity — but let me tell you, I’ve been mentally s u f f e r i n g since I stopped training and it’s been Not Good At All
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Back into training properly again after several months off. I would tell people that I train for the mental health benefits but would think to myself it’s 90% about the vanity — but let me tell you, I’ve been mentally s u f f e r i n g since I stopped training and it’s been Not Good At All
I remain convinced that the arts are controlled by people whose values are diametrically opposed to the arts, who hate artists on principle and aren’t especially fond of the sort of people who like the arts either
The Adelaide Writers Festival now wrecked by the Adelaide Festival Board, half of which was appointed late last year: a marketing executive; a former politician; a local councillor/real estate agent; an airport manager; a lawyer; a media consultant; and a banker. Another public arts takeover fiasco.
January 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I remain convinced that the arts are controlled by people whose values are diametrically opposed to the arts, who hate artists on principle and aren’t especially fond of the sort of people who like the arts either
My boy doesn’t like the Tom Petty song Free Falling because he says “there’s a bad boy”, and when I ask him why that is and he said “the bad boy breaks people’s hearts”. Personally I’d be more concerned with the vampires walking through the valley but you do you little guy
January 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My boy doesn’t like the Tom Petty song Free Falling because he says “there’s a bad boy”, and when I ask him why that is and he said “the bad boy breaks people’s hearts”. Personally I’d be more concerned with the vampires walking through the valley but you do you little guy
Can’t leave the sexual harassment enablement nazism magnifying machine because the numbers underneath my posts keep going up and it’s the only thing keeping my dopamine levels from nosediving into the sea. I’d ask you to bash me with hammers but I’m sack of shit and you’d risk splashback
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Can’t leave the sexual harassment enablement nazism magnifying machine because the numbers underneath my posts keep going up and it’s the only thing keeping my dopamine levels from nosediving into the sea. I’d ask you to bash me with hammers but I’m sack of shit and you’d risk splashback