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ATTN: HERALD SUN: I often present characterisations of others’ points of view which do not constitute, and are in most cases quite the opposite of, my own views
ATTN: HERALD SUN: I often present characterisations of others’ points of view which do not constitute, and are in most cases quite the opposite of, my own views
Slow roasted this brisket in homemade barbecue sauce. Leftovers for days. So much left over, my god. The preschooler had about five serves of cornbread and then fell asleep at the table. Snoring his little head off, bless. Lmao. With a little apple slaw. Good eatin
September 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Slow roasted this brisket in homemade barbecue sauce. Leftovers for days. So much left over, my god. The preschooler had about five serves of cornbread and then fell asleep at the table. Snoring his little head off, bless. Lmao. With a little apple slaw. Good eatin
Don’t post dinner very often any more but this one hit the rare intersection between “things daddy likes to eat” and “things the boy likes to eat”. Although he did spend a fair bit of time scooping apple sauce into his mouth and then trying to steal daddy’s apple sauce
August 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Don’t post dinner very often any more but this one hit the rare intersection between “things daddy likes to eat” and “things the boy likes to eat”. Although he did spend a fair bit of time scooping apple sauce into his mouth and then trying to steal daddy’s apple sauce
#2 blessed2b stressed
May 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
#2 blessed2b stressed
Me: wow the fig is doing so well now. It’s taken a couple of repots and some experimentation with its position but finally it’s looking its glorious self. It just takes a little bit of care and a lot of patience.
My toddler:
My toddler:
May 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me: wow the fig is doing so well now. It’s taken a couple of repots and some experimentation with its position but finally it’s looking its glorious self. It just takes a little bit of care and a lot of patience.
My toddler:
My toddler:
Bro who the fuck retweets this kind of post. No manners!!
April 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bro who the fuck retweets this kind of post. No manners!!
Don’t forget to make it bigger than you think! I purchased the “medium” size pedaltrain and it was asking me to be far more economical than i wanted to be. Especially once you start thinking about including a larger pedal!
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Don’t forget to make it bigger than you think! I purchased the “medium” size pedaltrain and it was asking me to be far more economical than i wanted to be. Especially once you start thinking about including a larger pedal!
Oh, we’re talking unprecedented levels of back
January 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh, we’re talking unprecedented levels of back
Should I drive to Adelaide to pick this up from a church and put it in my living room? Partner is sceptical of the scheme
January 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Should I drive to Adelaide to pick this up from a church and put it in my living room? Partner is sceptical of the scheme
I use this one. Can’t remember where it’s from apart from my photo reel
December 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I use this one. Can’t remember where it’s from apart from my photo reel
Here’s the panforte though. Greets of the season to ye
December 25, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Here’s the panforte though. Greets of the season to ye
Last night I had to pull out an emergency lasagne because my brother decided to fly in at short notice from the UK. Not going to lie, the last few days has been fucking exhausting. Looking forward to someone else doing most of the work today!!!
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Last night I had to pull out an emergency lasagne because my brother decided to fly in at short notice from the UK. Not going to lie, the last few days has been fucking exhausting. Looking forward to someone else doing most of the work today!!!
Lots of good things coming up today, including this. Brought out my old passionfruit tart recipe, and did a hazelnut and fig panforte which I packaged up before I could take a photo
December 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Lots of good things coming up today, including this. Brought out my old passionfruit tart recipe, and did a hazelnut and fig panforte which I packaged up before I could take a photo
Calling it: time to crack out some fresh sneakers for christmas lunch. See how much gravy I can get on them
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Calling it: time to crack out some fresh sneakers for christmas lunch. See how much gravy I can get on them
Lawn mown, windows washed inside and out, christmas jams on, vibes fleekier than most
December 21, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Lawn mown, windows washed inside and out, christmas jams on, vibes fleekier than most
2 blessed 2 B stressed, looking out over Satan’s Maw
December 19, 2024 at 5:45 AM
2 blessed 2 B stressed, looking out over Satan’s Maw
Update: I may have somewhat bought a 1994 MIJ ‘62 reissue Jazz Bass
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Update: I may have somewhat bought a 1994 MIJ ‘62 reissue Jazz Bass
Wow check out who paid us a visit today!!! Feeling very blessed with birds recently but this was just too much
November 26, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Wow check out who paid us a visit today!!! Feeling very blessed with birds recently but this was just too much
We’ve got a family of new holland honeyeaters and they just had a pool party
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 AM
We’ve got a family of new holland honeyeaters and they just had a pool party
when you’re sick and putrid and you wake up coughing up a lung and your watch hits you with these ones :(
November 21, 2024 at 11:23 PM
when you’re sick and putrid and you wake up coughing up a lung and your watch hits you with these ones :(
Post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Post you from a different era
IDK man
November 19, 2024 at 10:01 AM
IDK man
Do you ever buy one item from someone and they’re on your dick like crazy (repost because I didn’t crop out someone’s name)
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Do you ever buy one item from someone and they’re on your dick like crazy (repost because I didn’t crop out someone’s name)
Cumin is delicious and indispensable, however it smells like human sweat
November 10, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Cumin is delicious and indispensable, however it smells like human sweat
Not really the weather for braised short rib but they can’t stop me
November 3, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Not really the weather for braised short rib but they can’t stop me