The New School
@thenewschoolmaine.bsky.social
The New School is a democratically run, independent high school in Kennebunk, Maine.
Actual Events, a play in one act:
INT. COMMON ROOM — DAY
[Two TEACHERS are discussing Edgar Allen Poe.]
ME: (interrupting) Hey, are you talking about The Cask of Amontillado?
TEACHERS: Yes.
ME: Cool! Follow me, I want to show you something.
[TEACHERS follow.]
END
INT. COMMON ROOM — DAY
[Two TEACHERS are discussing Edgar Allen Poe.]
ME: (interrupting) Hey, are you talking about The Cask of Amontillado?
TEACHERS: Yes.
ME: Cool! Follow me, I want to show you something.
[TEACHERS follow.]
END
April 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Actual Events, a play in one act:
INT. COMMON ROOM — DAY
[Two TEACHERS are discussing Edgar Allen Poe.]
ME: (interrupting) Hey, are you talking about The Cask of Amontillado?
TEACHERS: Yes.
ME: Cool! Follow me, I want to show you something.
[TEACHERS follow.]
END
INT. COMMON ROOM — DAY
[Two TEACHERS are discussing Edgar Allen Poe.]
ME: (interrupting) Hey, are you talking about The Cask of Amontillado?
TEACHERS: Yes.
ME: Cool! Follow me, I want to show you something.
[TEACHERS follow.]
END
We're doing a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament on Friday, April 18th. Your $5 Venmo entry fee to @thenewschoolme gets you in the bracket and makes you eligible for our prize pool: a $50 GameSpot gift card for first place, $25 card for second, and $10 for third. Details: tnsk.org/250418-smash
April 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We're doing a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament on Friday, April 18th. Your $5 Venmo entry fee to @thenewschoolme gets you in the bracket and makes you eligible for our prize pool: a $50 GameSpot gift card for first place, $25 card for second, and $10 for third. Details: tnsk.org/250418-smash
Due to a variety of illnesses, no yoga this afternoon.
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Due to a variety of illnesses, no yoga this afternoon.
Fun Fact Friday: Before The New School was The New School, the building was a NAPA Auto Parts Store. The kitchen? That was the one-car garage.
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fun Fact Friday: Before The New School was The New School, the building was a NAPA Auto Parts Store. The kitchen? That was the one-car garage.
This week's end of newsletter photo.
March 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This week's end of newsletter photo.
Indistinguishable.
March 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Indistinguishable.
Honestly, it's like jpg artifacting occuring in real life.
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Honestly, it's like jpg artifacting occuring in real life.
Putting off painting our sign out front by hastily photoshopping instead.
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Putting off painting our sign out front by hastily photoshopping instead.
Reposted by The New School
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Our school uniforms are in.
March 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Our school uniforms are in.
We had a great turnout for our New New School Committee meeting last night on the video call. Joining us were faculty, alums, and — for some reason — the entire editorial staff of The Onion.
March 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We had a great turnout for our New New School Committee meeting last night on the video call. Joining us were faculty, alums, and — for some reason — the entire editorial staff of The Onion.
Oh right. We need to post our standard disclaimer.
March 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh right. We need to post our standard disclaimer.
The first thing we should post on our new bsky account is something that resonates with potential students, they said.
a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
Alt: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder while saying "how do you do, fellow kids?"
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The first thing we should post on our new bsky account is something that resonates with potential students, they said.