NowhereCat
@thenowhereking.bsky.social
Ask and learn, or assume and burn.
I owe only the reciprocation.
And if you meet me, have some sympathy, some courtesy, and taste..
Rule, Servalia!
I owe only the reciprocation.
And if you meet me, have some sympathy, some courtesy, and taste..
Rule, Servalia!
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Curious fact: The New Years Eve countdown to midnight, second-by-second, is the most precise time-reckoning of a Holiday on the calendar.
Meanwhile, the celebration scatters across 24 time zones, requiring a full Earth rotation to complete for everyone.
Meanwhile, the celebration scatters across 24 time zones, requiring a full Earth rotation to complete for everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Curious fact: The New Years Eve countdown to midnight, second-by-second, is the most precise time-reckoning of a Holiday on the calendar.
Meanwhile, the celebration scatters across 24 time zones, requiring a full Earth rotation to complete for everyone.
Meanwhile, the celebration scatters across 24 time zones, requiring a full Earth rotation to complete for everyone.
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Hogmanay [hog-muh-NAY]
(n.)
- New Year's Eve and its celebrations.
- A gift that is given on this day.
Used in a sentence:
“The hapless Hadley Hogwood has a horrible hibernal habitude of hurriedly helping himself to heaping helpings of the Hogmanay honey baked ham.”
(n.)
- New Year's Eve and its celebrations.
- A gift that is given on this day.
Used in a sentence:
“The hapless Hadley Hogwood has a horrible hibernal habitude of hurriedly helping himself to heaping helpings of the Hogmanay honey baked ham.”
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hogmanay [hog-muh-NAY]
(n.)
- New Year's Eve and its celebrations.
- A gift that is given on this day.
Used in a sentence:
“The hapless Hadley Hogwood has a horrible hibernal habitude of hurriedly helping himself to heaping helpings of the Hogmanay honey baked ham.”
(n.)
- New Year's Eve and its celebrations.
- A gift that is given on this day.
Used in a sentence:
“The hapless Hadley Hogwood has a horrible hibernal habitude of hurriedly helping himself to heaping helpings of the Hogmanay honey baked ham.”
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Bobance [BOB-ents]
(n.)
- Pride, boasting, presumption.
Middle English from Old French
Used in a sentence:
“Pride goeth before a fall, so they say,
But bobance is like a badly writ play,
Full of strut and of stance,
But without any pants,
It all ends in embarrassed dismay.”
(n.)
- Pride, boasting, presumption.
Middle English from Old French
Used in a sentence:
“Pride goeth before a fall, so they say,
But bobance is like a badly writ play,
Full of strut and of stance,
But without any pants,
It all ends in embarrassed dismay.”
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Bobance [BOB-ents]
(n.)
- Pride, boasting, presumption.
Middle English from Old French
Used in a sentence:
“Pride goeth before a fall, so they say,
But bobance is like a badly writ play,
Full of strut and of stance,
But without any pants,
It all ends in embarrassed dismay.”
(n.)
- Pride, boasting, presumption.
Middle English from Old French
Used in a sentence:
“Pride goeth before a fall, so they say,
But bobance is like a badly writ play,
Full of strut and of stance,
But without any pants,
It all ends in embarrassed dismay.”
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Abderian [ab-DAIR-ee-un]
(adj.)
-Given to incessant or idiotic laughter.
Used in a sentence:
“It occurs to me that your Abderian persona, engaging though it may be, is not always your ally in sales; a steadier manner on the shop floor would inspire greater customer confidence.”
(adj.)
-Given to incessant or idiotic laughter.
Used in a sentence:
“It occurs to me that your Abderian persona, engaging though it may be, is not always your ally in sales; a steadier manner on the shop floor would inspire greater customer confidence.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Abderian [ab-DAIR-ee-un]
(adj.)
-Given to incessant or idiotic laughter.
Used in a sentence:
“It occurs to me that your Abderian persona, engaging though it may be, is not always your ally in sales; a steadier manner on the shop floor would inspire greater customer confidence.”
(adj.)
-Given to incessant or idiotic laughter.
Used in a sentence:
“It occurs to me that your Abderian persona, engaging though it may be, is not always your ally in sales; a steadier manner on the shop floor would inspire greater customer confidence.”
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In case you didn't know...
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In case you didn't know...
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
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Palm Desert City Council rejects proposal to stop recognizing Pride Month, voting 4–1 to keep official Pride recognition and the Pride banner displayed at City Hall #NOH8
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Palm Desert City Council rejects proposal to stop recognizing Pride Month, voting 4–1 to keep official Pride recognition and the Pride banner displayed at City Hall #NOH8
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Vicambulate [vahy-KAM-byoo-layt]
(v.)
- To take a stroll about town; to saunter leisurely.
Used in a sentence:
“Percival drew himself up, affronted. ‘Aunt Agatha, please. I wasn’t ‘wandering.’ I was vicambulating, which is considerably more dignified, you know.’”
(v.)
- To take a stroll about town; to saunter leisurely.
Used in a sentence:
“Percival drew himself up, affronted. ‘Aunt Agatha, please. I wasn’t ‘wandering.’ I was vicambulating, which is considerably more dignified, you know.’”
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Vicambulate [vahy-KAM-byoo-layt]
(v.)
- To take a stroll about town; to saunter leisurely.
Used in a sentence:
“Percival drew himself up, affronted. ‘Aunt Agatha, please. I wasn’t ‘wandering.’ I was vicambulating, which is considerably more dignified, you know.’”
(v.)
- To take a stroll about town; to saunter leisurely.
Used in a sentence:
“Percival drew himself up, affronted. ‘Aunt Agatha, please. I wasn’t ‘wandering.’ I was vicambulating, which is considerably more dignified, you know.’”
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Snood [snood]
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Snood [snood]
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
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Clinomania [KLIN-oh-MAY-nee-yuh]
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Clinomania [KLIN-oh-MAY-nee-yuh]
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
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Incontunded [in-kun-TUN-ded]
(adj.)
- Free from blemishes, unbruised.
Used in a sentence:
“Though every instinct clamored for immediate retribution, I nevertheless permitted the impudent cur to remain incontunded, despite my daughter’s distressing testimony regarding the evening’s events.”
(adj.)
- Free from blemishes, unbruised.
Used in a sentence:
“Though every instinct clamored for immediate retribution, I nevertheless permitted the impudent cur to remain incontunded, despite my daughter’s distressing testimony regarding the evening’s events.”
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Incontunded [in-kun-TUN-ded]
(adj.)
- Free from blemishes, unbruised.
Used in a sentence:
“Though every instinct clamored for immediate retribution, I nevertheless permitted the impudent cur to remain incontunded, despite my daughter’s distressing testimony regarding the evening’s events.”
(adj.)
- Free from blemishes, unbruised.
Used in a sentence:
“Though every instinct clamored for immediate retribution, I nevertheless permitted the impudent cur to remain incontunded, despite my daughter’s distressing testimony regarding the evening’s events.”
You know, all I wanted was to be your friend, to emulate some of you, to help. I'm not sure I want that any longer, I think I maybe hate you, and even your suffering would bring no joy, because I do not believe you are capable of changing or admitting you were fucking wrong..
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You know, all I wanted was to be your friend, to emulate some of you, to help. I'm not sure I want that any longer, I think I maybe hate you, and even your suffering would bring no joy, because I do not believe you are capable of changing or admitting you were fucking wrong..
Open minded? Pffft. Open arsed more like..
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Open minded? Pffft. Open arsed more like..
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Beef-witted [BEEF-wit-id]
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”
Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”
Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Beef-witted [BEEF-wit-id]
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”
Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”
Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
Lmao.. you're a dick.. and not a big bright one.
a man in a star trek uniform is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed
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December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Lmao.. you're a dick.. and not a big bright one.
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Absquatulate [ab-SKWAH-chyuh-leyt]
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Absquatulate [ab-SKWAH-chyuh-leyt]
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
You're fkn gross, dude. On several fundamental levels.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You're fkn gross, dude. On several fundamental levels.