The ol' ALFer
@theolalfer.bsky.social
Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions.
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Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
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Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
Man, I really love this GIF. May have to reuse it over and over this winter.
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Man, I really love this GIF. May have to reuse it over and over this winter.
This is what I tell Willie - more cheeseburger, less vegetable, happier ALF.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is what I tell Willie - more cheeseburger, less vegetable, happier ALF.
Sucks being sick. Sending you some Carl Shrub.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sucks being sick. Sending you some Carl Shrub.
Reposted by The ol' ALFer
JUST SHOVE 'EM DOWN YOUR GULLET RAW AND GET BACK TO BANGING LIFE, RIKER!
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
JUST SHOVE 'EM DOWN YOUR GULLET RAW AND GET BACK TO BANGING LIFE, RIKER!
People forget that what I do is really a *service*. Just think how horrible things would be without me here.
a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of a rainbow and a sun
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of a rainbow and a sun
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
People forget that what I do is really a *service*. Just think how horrible things would be without me here.
I don't normally keep skulls but if you want I'll do that. Yours can be next to @scougs.bsky.social's. 😈
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I don't normally keep skulls but if you want I'll do that. Yours can be next to @scougs.bsky.social's. 😈
Waitttttttt a second... *squints*
That remote looks just like...
Willie! That cat stole our TV!
That remote looks just like...
Willie! That cat stole our TV!
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Waitttttttt a second... *squints*
That remote looks just like...
Willie! That cat stole our TV!
That remote looks just like...
Willie! That cat stole our TV!
It's, um, vegetarian meat.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's, um, vegetarian meat.
I love the show where the @senator-vreenak.bsky.social looking guy has to live in a tiny apartment with a Klingon, one that makes Nu'Daq look like George Clooney. "The Murderous Couple", I think they call it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I love the show where the @senator-vreenak.bsky.social looking guy has to live in a tiny apartment with a Klingon, one that makes Nu'Daq look like George Clooney. "The Murderous Couple", I think they call it.
It might be Tom... seems like he's a two-timer.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It might be Tom... seems like he's a two-timer.
Roast ca... wait, what kind of ribs?
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Roast ca... wait, what kind of ribs?
We need more than popcorn.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
We need more than popcorn.
Real-l-l-ly.
That's interesting, because on Melmac it was invented on... November 29. 👀
That's interesting, because on Melmac it was invented on... November 29. 👀
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Real-l-l-ly.
That's interesting, because on Melmac it was invented on... November 29. 👀
That's interesting, because on Melmac it was invented on... November 29. 👀