My first thought is it can't be THAT bad, but like the adult(s) will barely be through the jet lag when you leave.

Forgive me father for I bought my niece neon green binoculars at Target 🙏

they taste like watered down maple syrup

Normally I don't want people to hear mean things I say about them but I HOPE THEY SEE THIS.

would book.

At least once a year I deliberately buy something from not-Amazon that turns out to be secretly fulfilled by Amazon anyway.

A volume too magnificent for Ikea.

I do think my more consistent nasal irrigation schedule pulled me back from the brink of a sinus infection in the face of 40% humidity 🙄