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Feeling a little bit cold and instead of putting on warmer clothing I'm just gonna browse 17 pages of image search results for "soaking tub.“
Big Bang Theory filmed cafeteria scenes in a set substantially less nice than the real cafeteria, but A Man on the Inside is apparently able to film in the actual Caltech cafeteria.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Big Bang Theory filmed cafeteria scenes in a set substantially less nice than the real cafeteria, but A Man on the Inside is apparently able to film in the actual Caltech cafeteria.
C just found a canister of Gatorade powder at the back of a shelf and opened it up and immediately recoiled. It expired during the Obama presidency.
why was it liquid
why was it liquid
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
C just found a canister of Gatorade powder at the back of a shelf and opened it up and immediately recoiled. It expired during the Obama presidency.
why was it liquid
why was it liquid
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he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
1) the hardware store BARELY sells snow shovels
2) saw a high schooler walking to school wearing a burgundy velvet blanket, which matched her outfit and hair, instead of a coat: iconic, the teens impress me on a daily basis with their style.
2) saw a high schooler walking to school wearing a burgundy velvet blanket, which matched her outfit and hair, instead of a coat: iconic, the teens impress me on a daily basis with their style.
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
1) the hardware store BARELY sells snow shovels
2) saw a high schooler walking to school wearing a burgundy velvet blanket, which matched her outfit and hair, instead of a coat: iconic, the teens impress me on a daily basis with their style.
2) saw a high schooler walking to school wearing a burgundy velvet blanket, which matched her outfit and hair, instead of a coat: iconic, the teens impress me on a daily basis with their style.
Will never understand how my neighbors, whole ass adults with mortgages and children and dogs, fail to understand the importance of breaking down their FUCKING BOXES in a building where we all share ONE RECYCLING BIN.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Will never understand how my neighbors, whole ass adults with mortgages and children and dogs, fail to understand the importance of breaking down their FUCKING BOXES in a building where we all share ONE RECYCLING BIN.
I remember when Netflix was this tall (gestures
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I remember when Netflix was this tall (gestures
Me: What is that strange glow behind the clouds over by the air force base 🧐🧐🧐
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Olive. The moon.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Olive. The moon.
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me: What is that strange glow behind the clouds over by the air force base 🧐🧐🧐
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Olive. The moon.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Olive. The moon.
I don't think I've been out of bed at midnight in 2025 but it's me mumbling that actually spicy nacho Doritos has solid macros.
midnight snacks of shame wrapped 2025
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don't think I've been out of bed at midnight in 2025 but it's me mumbling that actually spicy nacho Doritos has solid macros.
mildly concerned for the friend who got West End Girl into her Spotify Wrapped. It was released like six weeks ago amiga, you ok?
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
mildly concerned for the friend who got West End Girl into her Spotify Wrapped. It was released like six weeks ago amiga, you ok?
My current clickbait and video-short-framing-device pet peeve is "responding" to obviously fake criticisms, like bitch no one believes there is a controversy about the paint color you picked for your bookshelf or how you fill your lip balm tubes or whatever.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My current clickbait and video-short-framing-device pet peeve is "responding" to obviously fake criticisms, like bitch no one believes there is a controversy about the paint color you picked for your bookshelf or how you fill your lip balm tubes or whatever.
I got the gigantic Doonesbury Retrospective as a gift and it weighs ten pounds. So pleased with the heft. What a tome.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I got the gigantic Doonesbury Retrospective as a gift and it weighs ten pounds. So pleased with the heft. What a tome.
muting the family group chat for eight hours every time someone has a birthday
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
muting the family group chat for eight hours every time someone has a birthday
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
the older I get, the more the mundane differences in air quality between my home and other people's homes irritate my sinuses
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the older I get, the more the mundane differences in air quality between my home and other people's homes irritate my sinuses
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
when I was a kid I was scared of large ball pits because I thought they were like a foot-thick layer of balls floating on top of a pool of water.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
when I was a kid I was scared of large ball pits because I thought they were like a foot-thick layer of balls floating on top of a pool of water.
I'm developing the opinion that lettuce is bullshit
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm developing the opinion that lettuce is bullshit
but i don't WANT a sinus infection
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
but i don't WANT a sinus infection
love the little puzzle challenge of decoding my parents' emoji use
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
love the little puzzle challenge of decoding my parents' emoji use
Daycare sent Babycakes home sick and we were like "poor boo, do you want some screen time? Cuddles? Tylenol?" nope. He is miraculously cured and wants parkour.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Daycare sent Babycakes home sick and we were like "poor boo, do you want some screen time? Cuddles? Tylenol?" nope. He is miraculously cured and wants parkour.
it is november twenty fourth and the pediatrician hasn't decided yet if they're gonna offer covid shots
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it is november twenty fourth and the pediatrician hasn't decided yet if they're gonna offer covid shots
Me, indoors, dressing Babycakes for daycare: You are basically clean.
Me, in God's natural light, strapping Babycakes into the carseat: Half of your face is a mucus shell.
Me, in God's natural light, strapping Babycakes into the carseat: Half of your face is a mucus shell.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me, indoors, dressing Babycakes for daycare: You are basically clean.
Me, in God's natural light, strapping Babycakes into the carseat: Half of your face is a mucus shell.
Me, in God's natural light, strapping Babycakes into the carseat: Half of your face is a mucus shell.
are sore throats less annoying to people who mostly speak sign language? I want to believe someone out there is free from this.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
are sore throats less annoying to people who mostly speak sign language? I want to believe someone out there is free from this.
I'm listening to a conversation where someone is freely conflating carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and radon. My blood pressure is going up.
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm listening to a conversation where someone is freely conflating carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and radon. My blood pressure is going up.
Having a kid in daycare sure has gotten me back in touch with the menagerie of minor colds.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Having a kid in daycare sure has gotten me back in touch with the menagerie of minor colds.