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theonewhocums.bsky.social
The One Who Cums
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · Aug 11
A pyramid stands in the background, in the middle of construction. "How tf did they build this without any" adderall and white monster are pictured below
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 11h
Same, but also, I just wait for them to approach me (it'll happen one day)
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 11h
Me [nervously filling a bucket with soapy water]: We're not doing the shit thing anymore?
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 11h
I put all my skeets in a conspiracy board, with strings going from each to a stickynote that says "CALL A THERAPIST"
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, both read, right?
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 1d
Awww, I love you too
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 1d
I slept for nearly 20 hours after reading this post
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 1d
This explains why you're so nice to me
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 1d
Mission Accomplished*
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
I wish I could help, but Stalin has a restraining order against me. I can't get within a hundred posts of him
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
I have not slept in 30 hours, I am sure it's unrelated to this post tho
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
In this house, we kneel for the sink piss and stand for the porch piss
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2d
Only time I stand up is when I'm pissing off the porch
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
I have two wolves inside of me, and they have both been euthanized
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
Until the room starts to stink
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Leah the Sufferin’ Succubus @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 2d
Until I get bored
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Emmaline (insormal!) @emmaline.spills.wine · 2d
Forever
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
Porch pissing inspires me
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 2d
Alt Text: a flash illuminates the moment piss meets the open air, just the tip of a mighty penis can be seen glancing over the barrier of our photo, as if it's saying "are ya winnin son?"
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 3d
Every time someone pushes a glass off a table, a catboy gets his cat tail butt plug
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 3d
Can you tell Toki I burned myself with cigarettes so he would forgive me for forgetting his birthday?
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 3d
They have, that's why he looks like a discount sack of potatoes
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 3d
This the type of shit Sid was making in Toy Story
A modern tribute to Vlad the Impaler, a dozen doll heads adorn a broom, their hair making a poor substitute for a broom.
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 3d
Wiped my ass so much it started to sound like cheap windshield wipers
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 3d
Gaslighting the person I just shot "There's no good reason to think I'm mad at you"
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 4d
Only in a "this would bring me sexual gratification, I don't hate you bestie" sort of way
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 4d
You gotta understand, I grew up poor, so wasting discharge was really frowned upon.
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 4d
America has fallen so far 😢
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 4d
Also, they got me to yell for the first time in YEARS. They actually got me heated. He's been pushing buttons for a while, but I'm far too autistic to care and reply in earnest good faith.
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