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Brad on Bluesky
@theonlystowie.bsky.social
Shiba owner, Shiba obsessed.

Jays, Hawks, Canucks (in that order)
Or Samara
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Seahawks*

*don't look at the offense. only defense and ST
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Please, always be selfish in this way.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oh heck yeah.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Also, it was a fun way to relive Bert tossing the most absurd rendition of a hat, possibly ever.

And then recovering it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I was hoping that framing this as "you should see THIS scenario," would come across satirical, because you clearly encounter ALL of the scenarios, and in far deeper ways than any of us plebs.

It's hard to denote satire these days when reality overlaps and exceeds tho.

My bad lol.
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
You think THAT'S weird

Wait till you hear what happens when you throw an anthropomorphic goat head on the ice and then petition to retrieve it.

Can't write that kind of content.

@berthuttvan.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Funny story.....
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Worst part of having a Shiba is their hesitancy towards finding a spot to pooh. It's constant, but when she has an upset stomach its worse.

Standing outside freezing while she looks at me and whines.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It is one hundred percent her fault.

She is a menace, and she knows it and refuses to change.

I have no idea what she got, because I have made it so there is nothing to get because she always gets lol.
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Accurate
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I did NOT rest well.

Whining in between the panicked door running too.

I think she's through it now at least.
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why must you tee something up like this.

You know Paul can see this.....
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I could think of at least a couple hundred more names.....

They all, surprisingly, have one thing in common.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You know what you must do
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
None.

End me, if it gets you there.
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Race to the bottom like Ayrton Senna

For better odds to draft McKenna

It's wordy, but I stand by the imagery and historical reference.
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Sounds like a great crew.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Put olives on my donair.

She what happens.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM