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Shiba owner, Shiba obsessed.
Jays, Hawks, Canucks (in that order)
Jays, Hawks, Canucks (in that order)
Gotta be one of the best traditions in all of sport.
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Gotta be one of the best traditions in all of sport.
Guess who ate something they shouldn't have and had the shits for the last 12 hours......
Almost like clockwork. Every 90 minutes.
Almost like clockwork. Every 90 minutes.
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Guess who ate something they shouldn't have and had the shits for the last 12 hours......
Almost like clockwork. Every 90 minutes.
Almost like clockwork. Every 90 minutes.
Did I just witness a Nathan Lafayette
In MLS?
Cause, why did that have to be the story?
In MLS?
Cause, why did that have to be the story?
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Did I just witness a Nathan Lafayette
In MLS?
Cause, why did that have to be the story?
In MLS?
Cause, why did that have to be the story?
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December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wayne Gretzky continues to embarrass himself.
As a nation, I am glad we have distanced ourselves from this mess so he no longer embarrasses us alongside him.
And it's fun to hear him cry about how Canadians hating him and disowning him hurts his poor feelings.
As a nation, I am glad we have distanced ourselves from this mess so he no longer embarrasses us alongside him.
And it's fun to hear him cry about how Canadians hating him and disowning him hurts his poor feelings.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wayne Gretzky continues to embarrass himself.
As a nation, I am glad we have distanced ourselves from this mess so he no longer embarrasses us alongside him.
And it's fun to hear him cry about how Canadians hating him and disowning him hurts his poor feelings.
As a nation, I am glad we have distanced ourselves from this mess so he no longer embarrasses us alongside him.
And it's fun to hear him cry about how Canadians hating him and disowning him hurts his poor feelings.
Queen.
The White House deleted their shitpost on X in defeat after suffering the biggest ratio in social media history at the hands of Sabrina Carpenter.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Queen.
Father.
*Boner Hardon
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Father.
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
When is the last time someone genuinely respected FIFA?
Can anybody respect FIFA after this?
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When is the last time someone genuinely respected FIFA?
Him placing a medal around his own neck is so on the nose.
I wonder what it would be like to go down as the most pathetic loser in history.
I wonder what it would be like to go down as the most pathetic loser in history.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Him placing a medal around his own neck is so on the nose.
I wonder what it would be like to go down as the most pathetic loser in history.
I wonder what it would be like to go down as the most pathetic loser in history.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Would you hire me?
I'd hire me
I'd hire me so hard
I'd hire me
I'd hire me so hard
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Would you hire me?
I'd hire me
I'd hire me so hard
I'd hire me
I'd hire me so hard
Olives. Specifically black olives.
Why the everlasting fuck would I ever want my entire dish to taste like dirt?
Worthless topping. Dirt fruit. Fuck off.
Why the everlasting fuck would I ever want my entire dish to taste like dirt?
Worthless topping. Dirt fruit. Fuck off.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Olives. Specifically black olives.
Why the everlasting fuck would I ever want my entire dish to taste like dirt?
Worthless topping. Dirt fruit. Fuck off.
Why the everlasting fuck would I ever want my entire dish to taste like dirt?
Worthless topping. Dirt fruit. Fuck off.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Who is gonna give me odds on a bet he still won't fuck off.
I do love this though.
I do love this though.
The BC Conservative Party just announced they have removed John Rustad as their party leader.
Comes hours after Rustad said he was staying on despite 20 MLAs calling for his removal, arguing there was no mechanism for the party to turf him as leader after winning his leadership review.
Comes hours after Rustad said he was staying on despite 20 MLAs calling for his removal, arguing there was no mechanism for the party to turf him as leader after winning his leadership review.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Who is gonna give me odds on a bet he still won't fuck off.
I do love this though.
I do love this though.
Nice, indeed, Spotify.
Nice, indeed.
Nice, indeed.
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nice, indeed, Spotify.
Nice, indeed.
Nice, indeed.
Why are people from Kelowna bound and determined to be the loudest, dumbest cunts in any level of government?
What the fuck are they putting in the water in that shithole town?
(Not a city. Cities don't run major highways through the downtown core. They have exits. Kelowna is a big town)
What the fuck are they putting in the water in that shithole town?
(Not a city. Cities don't run major highways through the downtown core. They have exits. Kelowna is a big town)
Kelowna-area MLA wants provincial holiday in honour of the Freedom Convoy #Kelowna
Kelowna-area MLA wants provincial holiday in honour of the Freedom Convoy - Kelowna News
A Kelowna-area MLA wants a new statutory holiday to honour the 2022 Freedom Convoy that took over downtown Ottawa.
www.castanet.net
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Why are people from Kelowna bound and determined to be the loudest, dumbest cunts in any level of government?
What the fuck are they putting in the water in that shithole town?
(Not a city. Cities don't run major highways through the downtown core. They have exits. Kelowna is a big town)
What the fuck are they putting in the water in that shithole town?
(Not a city. Cities don't run major highways through the downtown core. They have exits. Kelowna is a big town)
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
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Whitecaps say they’ve already sold 12k tickets to Saturday’s watch party at BC Place.
For comparison: capacity at Chase Stadium in Ft Lauderdale is 21,500
For comparison: capacity at Chase Stadium in Ft Lauderdale is 21,500
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Whitecaps say they’ve already sold 12k tickets to Saturday’s watch party at BC Place.
For comparison: capacity at Chase Stadium in Ft Lauderdale is 21,500
For comparison: capacity at Chase Stadium in Ft Lauderdale is 21,500
Locksmith - Chanin (cover)
Name a breakup song
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Locksmith - Chanin (cover)
Bluesky: Your new best source for crab porn
Crustacean love! Two Dungeness crabs we encountered in a mating posture during a dive at the Oregon Shelf (80 m) site.
PC: UW/NSF/OOI/WHOI, J2-1742, V25.
🌊🚢🧪
PC: UW/NSF/OOI/WHOI, J2-1742, V25.
🌊🚢🧪
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bluesky: Your new best source for crab porn
Are there any other Canadian MLS teams?
Maybe run out the scenario before creating weird false equivalence.
Maybe run out the scenario before creating weird false equivalence.
Here's a question, are the Vancouver Whitecaps now "Canada's Team" since they'll be representing Canada in the MLS final against Miami?
Or does it only work for Toronto's teams?
Or does it only work for Toronto's teams?
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Are there any other Canadian MLS teams?
Maybe run out the scenario before creating weird false equivalence.
Maybe run out the scenario before creating weird false equivalence.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
This song may be a reminder of the worst Christmases I have had, based on the people they were spent with....
But the song is hilarious.
But the song is hilarious.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This song may be a reminder of the worst Christmases I have had, based on the people they were spent with....
But the song is hilarious.
But the song is hilarious.