Theopolis Wonderbread
banner
theowonder.bsky.social
Theopolis Wonderbread
@theowonder.bsky.social
No.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Cobra Records. Some fab Tex-Mex R&B here.
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Had to.
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Little bit of Ornette.

Lots of top-shelf disco.
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Reposted by Theopolis Wonderbread
HOŞ GELDİN YENİ YIL AMA LÜTFEN ESKİ MASALLARLA GELME.
😇😇😇😇😇
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
And, of course, it has to be nice and cold on the night I can't have the windows open. Folks here will be shooting off their guns all night. Wish they'd just aim at each other. Stupafucks.
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by Theopolis Wonderbread
Twiggy.
#Vogue
#1966
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’ve grown a little since I got this years ago, so my kid has it…which means it's probably covered in boogers and glitter.
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
You're welcome.

youtu.be/oIgVu7heNSw?...
Pet Sounds: The Beach Boys' Isolated Vocals
YouTube video by Tune In Time
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Since its never this cold here, i’m wearing my balls for a bowtie.
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Oh, wait. Nevermind. That's only for stupid poor lazy people with three jobs. My bad.
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hey, remember a long time ago when breaking the law ended with punishment?
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oh, and can we have one entire day where the current government doesn't do anything stupid that could have been avoided with a little smarts?
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Everything has been downhill since Fudgie The Whale was cannibalized.
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
A. Miracle. Can't wait to hear people complain today.
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
So my day has been really fucked up on the road and, surprisingly, it's not yam tits. netanyahoo is here fucking everything up. Can't they do this in Washingturd?
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Theopolis Wonderbread
Sarah Cooper is back. 👏
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM