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Pale King
@thepaleking.bsky.social
Previously a wyrm, now the true king and god of Hallownest.

FUCK RADIANCE!!! STUPID ASS MOTH!!!

They/Them
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Just woke up from my nap, did I miss anything?
January 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Y'all think I can come out of my palace now?
October 19, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Reposted by Pale King
If you’re new to Bluesky it’s important for remember that if you ever eat a chocolate bar, make sure all of the wrapping is off of it when you take a bite because the wrapper is not good for you!
If you're new to Bluesky it's important to remember that if you ever bake banana bread, use over-ripened bananas if you want your bread to taste sweeter and less tart. Also, make sure you stir the batter enough so you don't get weird pocket gloobs of uncooked banana inside your bread.
If you’re new to Bluesky it’s important to remember that if you’re making chocolate chip cookies, chilling the dough for 12-24 hours before baking gives you perfect crispy/chewy edges and browning the butter makes them even better.
October 18, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I'd like to have sex with that tree.
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I changed from Kado Thorne to The Pale King. PK just better.
October 18, 2024 at 6:39 AM