ThePatToner
@thepattoner.bsky.social
Software developer, teacher, baseball fan. Right now I really like #ethereum. I think everything is going to be robots soon.
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I want to be super clear. The United States has a responsibility to go get every single person they have deported to foreign concentration camps and bring them back. That is the just and humane thing to do. Any politician not willing to say that is not worthy of service.
May 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I want to be super clear. The United States has a responsibility to go get every single person they have deported to foreign concentration camps and bring them back. That is the just and humane thing to do. Any politician not willing to say that is not worthy of service.
All TikTok's now include a 25% tariff. This creates an incentive to move American TikTok production back onshore. It's time to stop letting foreigners steal all of our "it's just a prank" jobs.
April 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
All TikTok's now include a 25% tariff. This creates an incentive to move American TikTok production back onshore. It's time to stop letting foreigners steal all of our "it's just a prank" jobs.
They say an iPhone is gonna be like a million dollars with the tariffs. It's going to get more and more expensive to circlejerk about how green your messages are.
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They say an iPhone is gonna be like a million dollars with the tariffs. It's going to get more and more expensive to circlejerk about how green your messages are.
Expand the MLB season to 340 games.
April 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Expand the MLB season to 340 games.
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Oh no Bobby Witt Jr just hit by pitch on hand or wrist, walking straight off field.
March 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh no Bobby Witt Jr just hit by pitch on hand or wrist, walking straight off field.
Hopefully we can exclude luxury yachts from the tariffs so the rich don't have to sacrifice.
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hopefully we can exclude luxury yachts from the tariffs so the rich don't have to sacrifice.
I'm sure Canadians can agree that crypto should be shunned in favor of US dominated banking infrastructure.
America, it turns out, can always be trusted.
America, it turns out, can always be trusted.
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm sure Canadians can agree that crypto should be shunned in favor of US dominated banking infrastructure.
America, it turns out, can always be trusted.
America, it turns out, can always be trusted.
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(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
March 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
One thing that made crypto interesting was how mad it made all the dumbest people that I know.
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
One thing that made crypto interesting was how mad it made all the dumbest people that I know.
Every AFC player that ran onto the field should be fined $2 million and suspended the first 10 games of next season.
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Every AFC player that ran onto the field should be fined $2 million and suspended the first 10 games of next season.
I'm going to tell you right now that if they try to tell us all to stay inside, stay home, shelter in place "FOR OUR SAFETY" from the drones I will comply.
Absolutely.
I'm already complying.
There's no scenario where I am willing to leave my home regardless of the drone situation.
Absolutely.
I'm already complying.
There's no scenario where I am willing to leave my home regardless of the drone situation.
December 17, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I'm going to tell you right now that if they try to tell us all to stay inside, stay home, shelter in place "FOR OUR SAFETY" from the drones I will comply.
Absolutely.
I'm already complying.
There's no scenario where I am willing to leave my home regardless of the drone situation.
Absolutely.
I'm already complying.
There's no scenario where I am willing to leave my home regardless of the drone situation.
This year I'm donating 100% of my salary to a charity that teaches kids how to lie really good.
December 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM
This year I'm donating 100% of my salary to a charity that teaches kids how to lie really good.
American judge upholds TikTok ban with the justification that "freedom is dumb and for absolute losers now go back to Facebook who is absolutely not paying me probably".
December 6, 2024 at 4:26 PM
American judge upholds TikTok ban with the justification that "freedom is dumb and for absolute losers now go back to Facebook who is absolutely not paying me probably".
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DC Circuit finding the TikTok ban satisfies strict scrutiny is very grim and will lead to a flood of national-security-based censorship.
Democrats NEVER should have voted for this ban. Absolute political malpractice that they did.
DC Circuit upholds TikTok ban. Opinions to come.
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 PM
DC Circuit finding the TikTok ban satisfies strict scrutiny is very grim and will lead to a flood of national-security-based censorship.
I BOUGHT A CRYPTO TOKEN BACKED BY A SEX JOKE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SERIOUS INVESTMENT WHY DIDN'T THE GOVERNMENT PROTECT ME.
December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I BOUGHT A CRYPTO TOKEN BACKED BY A SEX JOKE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SERIOUS INVESTMENT WHY DIDN'T THE GOVERNMENT PROTECT ME.
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wtf
"Tanks, armored personnel carriers, and soldiers with guns and knives will rule the country," Lee Jae-myung, leader of the opposition Democratic Party "The economy ... will collapse irretrievably. My fellow citizens, please come to the National Assembly." www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
South Korea President Yoon declares martial law
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol on Tuesday declared martial law in an unannounced late night address broadcast live on YTN television.
www.reuters.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:17 PM
wtf
I can hallucinate better than any AI.
December 1, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I can hallucinate better than any AI.
RTO as a layoff strategy is an incredibly easy way to identify your most valuable employees.
It was everyone that quits.
It was everyone that quits.
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 AM
RTO as a layoff strategy is an incredibly easy way to identify your most valuable employees.
It was everyone that quits.
It was everyone that quits.
Looking to raise $8 billion to teach children how to reliably use AI to cheat at everything they do in school and then once they are super good at that we'll place them at various companies where they will help adults use AI to cheat at their jobs for profit.
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Looking to raise $8 billion to teach children how to reliably use AI to cheat at everything they do in school and then once they are super good at that we'll place them at various companies where they will help adults use AI to cheat at their jobs for profit.
Of course every gifted student is neurodivergent.
Their neuro's diverged from the neuros of all the dummies in the class.
Their neuro's diverged from the neuros of all the dummies in the class.
December 1, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Of course every gifted student is neurodivergent.
Their neuro's diverged from the neuros of all the dummies in the class.
Their neuro's diverged from the neuros of all the dummies in the class.
Most web apps should have iphone styling by default and then once you get time/money you add android styling.
Why?
Because iphone users tend to be huge babies about it while android users are more chill and adaptable.
Why?
Because iphone users tend to be huge babies about it while android users are more chill and adaptable.
December 1, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Most web apps should have iphone styling by default and then once you get time/money you add android styling.
Why?
Because iphone users tend to be huge babies about it while android users are more chill and adaptable.
Why?
Because iphone users tend to be huge babies about it while android users are more chill and adaptable.
Here's a fun experiment you can try if you want everyone to be mad as shit at you: suggest they make a sport safer.
December 1, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Here's a fun experiment you can try if you want everyone to be mad as shit at you: suggest they make a sport safer.