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December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
theperfectdoug.bsky.social
🎵 he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he
talks like an LLM 🎵
An x.com post from Joe Rogan Podcast News (@loeroganhq) It shows a picture of Joe Rogan in the studio, and the text reads: Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus."
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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actually insulted by this, gotta get up to at least #2 next year
a tidal screenshot from the end-of-year wrapup that says "You are t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者's 9th biggest fan"
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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fidget is the most Obsessed With A Person cat i have ever met and i am very lucky that the person is me (also i am obsessed with him)
a black cat on a bed with a hand on his head
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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i laugh at this photo every time i see it, he looks like the mayor of a fallout new vegas town where everyone votes on who to eat next
a photo of noted dipshit glenn beck making an exaggerated "oopsie" shrug. he is wearing a brown blazer over a dark blue shirt, maroon tie and ripped jeans
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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we are so lucky to live at this same time as this
a 5-bag pack of Buldak Spicy Ramen Carbonara
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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A reddit reply from "Klondike_banana" with 9 upvotes. It says: If you told any random person that the absolute highlight of an entire season of a movie review show was the elderly twin of a deceased man giving a eulogy in Spanish promising vengeance against his brother's killers, you would be correct but they would not be able to fathom it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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very blessed to be able to watch this live
a screenshot of "Celebrating the life of Gabriel 'G' Amato" on heinetwork.tv
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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carl from aqua teen hiding behind his couch, saying "i'm so tired of this. friggin' go away you freak"
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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being at the grocery store already makes me mad and then i see this asshole
a grocery store display for nabisco products that features a picture of a man looking very excited over a giant ritz cracker
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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gizmo has a bed up on his Special Shelf where he goes for privacy but now fidget has figured out how to jump there so he just looks at gizmo like this for hours
two black cats sitting on a wall-mounted shelf. one is in a bed relaxing, the other is peering at him
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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sending gavin after ICE
the character "gavin" from kids in the hall, played by Bruce McCulloch
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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"you know, the greatest gift you can give someone or yourself this season is the gift of immortality"
tim heidecker in s13e9 of on cinema, wearing festive garb in a christmas setting
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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working my way through on cinema and i'm so excited about watching the trial again
a screenshot of the opening card of "the trial of tim heidecker, day 1" on heinetwork.tv. it reads: Electric Sun 20 Trial: Day 1 November 15th, 2017 Day 1 of The People of the State of California vs. Timothy Richard Heidecker - Case No. 02 CF 025 Presiding Judge: Edward Szymcyzk Prosecution: Vincent Rosetti, DA of San Bernardino County Miriam Waymon, Asst. DA of San Bernardino County Defense: Mark Dwyer Superior Court of California - County of San Bernardino
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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a special boy and the special boy who constantly follows him and makes him anxious
two black cats sitting in a cat tree
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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anytime i need a nap this boy runs up and joins me immediately
a black cat lying on a bed
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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fidget is the best pal
a black cat sitting on a windowsill. various crow and cat dolls are on the shelves beneath him
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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love this game
a mobile screenshot from a reddit post in r/projectzomboid by u/flatpick-j, 21 hours ago Title: Just a reminder, if you're going to work out, make sure to drink alcohol Caption: Maximum muscle strain, with no pain. Plus the calories from alcohol keep your weight up. You don't even need to get drunk. Just a 1/3 hard-alcohol to water ratio works. Image: a project so void screenshot. the character has a bottle of "scotch and water" equipped, and in their Health window, it shows that every part of their body has "muscle strain" from exercising EvadableMoxie replies: Alcohol is actually OP currently. You can just start drinking 1/4th and then immediately hit escape to cancel. This will make you immune to pain and panic without being drunk. Since you drink only a small amount each time you can do this with a single bottle of your booze of choice several times.
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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i have my reddit algorithm tuned perfectly
a post from the subreddit r/pansexualfleabrothel title: girl at work told me that I remind her of Sheldon from big bang theory. i think i know how it feels when you get called a slur now. image: a video of mushy brown water in a washing machine. a hand has collected some in a jar, the caption reads "goop scoop anyone?"
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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the first time i saw fidget almost 3 years ago 😭😭😭 "hi take me home hi"
a small black cat behind the glass at a pet store
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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i got a fancy new camera and the only thing i have photographed so far is cats
a black cat resting on a black chair
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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gang's all here
two black cats and a tuxedo cat sitting in a tall cat tree with multiple beds
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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reading this in the Fitter Happier voice
a tweet from jon lovett on oct 21st, 2025. it reads: "Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup kitchen in high school, signs email "cheers," etc."
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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via @wolfythewitch.bsky.social
a fake screenshot from hades shows a dialogue with jesus. he's holding a sheep and offering you one of three blessings: "three days, living water, communion bread"
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM