gateway doug
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bad posts from boulder co
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the second my cats start meowing at me when i'm ALREADY in the MIDDLE of feeding them i start screaming and throwing a huge tantrum like it's The Bear
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the second my cats start meowing at me when i'm ALREADY in the MIDDLE of feeding them i start screaming and throwing a huge tantrum like it's The Bear
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
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Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...
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helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
🎵 he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he
talks like an LLM 🎵
talks like an LLM 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🎵 he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he
talks like an LLM 🎵
talks like an LLM 🎵
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Man
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Man
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"you could do worse th-" oh I plan to
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"you could do worse th-" oh I plan to
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Another fascinating MGP side quest
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Another fascinating MGP side quest
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
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"Steam has banned Horses" is awful news and, stripped entirely of context, a fun idea to think about
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"Steam has banned Horses" is awful news and, stripped entirely of context, a fun idea to think about
is there anything you believe that you also know is 100% wrong? personally, i think i would do great in prison, despite all evidence suggesting that i would die on day 2
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
is there anything you believe that you also know is 100% wrong? personally, i think i would do great in prison, despite all evidence suggesting that i would die on day 2
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
"did you skip the article and just post your own rant on the top reply so everyone would see it?" yeah, probably. that sounds like me
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"did you skip the article and just post your own rant on the top reply so everyone would see it?" yeah, probably. that sounds like me
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If Five Nights at Freddy tried to kill me I would unplug him and I would leave. Dusty ass country bear jamboree ass muppet
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If Five Nights at Freddy tried to kill me I would unplug him and I would leave. Dusty ass country bear jamboree ass muppet
sometimes i post something wrong and people reply "this is wrong" and i feel bad until i remember that posting wrong stuff on the internet is an essential expression of my humanity
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sometimes i post something wrong and people reply "this is wrong" and i feel bad until i remember that posting wrong stuff on the internet is an essential expression of my humanity