Perkey
@theperkiad.bsky.social
Expat yinzer he/him. F95, Pirates, bier
Calling a press conference on the Capitol steps to announce the "No Seriously Follow the Laws Law" with the Mission Accomplished banner behind me
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Calling a press conference on the Capitol steps to announce the "No Seriously Follow the Laws Law" with the Mission Accomplished banner behind me
Excited for reining in the fash by making them legally obligated to do soooo much paperwork after killing people in the streets. They'll hate that so much.
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Excited for reining in the fash by making them legally obligated to do soooo much paperwork after killing people in the streets. They'll hate that so much.
George Gervin, Bobby Drake, and Tom Kazansky the only Ice men I fuck with
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
George Gervin, Bobby Drake, and Tom Kazansky the only Ice men I fuck with
Deploy ICE to Greenland and set those fuckers loose on an ice floe in the north Atlantic. Maybe they can arrest the Flying Dutchman
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Deploy ICE to Greenland and set those fuckers loose on an ice floe in the north Atlantic. Maybe they can arrest the Flying Dutchman
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social the King of Denmark is a multiple Ironman finisher. If the US executive branch went relay style how many people does it take to finish one Ironman?
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social the King of Denmark is a multiple Ironman finisher. If the US executive branch went relay style how many people does it take to finish one Ironman?
The only time the B2 should get taken out of the hangar is to fly over the Rose Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The only time the B2 should get taken out of the hangar is to fly over the Rose Bowl
My best Christmas ever was spent in Copenhagen getting drunk at the Tivoli Gardens during a fireworks show and then eating this hotdog
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My best Christmas ever was spent in Copenhagen getting drunk at the Tivoli Gardens during a fireworks show and then eating this hotdog
Happy birthday to God
a baseball player is swinging a bat at a ball while a crowd watches .
ALT: a baseball player is swinging a bat at a ball while a crowd watches .
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December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Happy birthday to God
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismarc...
I guess we're just going full reich
I guess we're just going full reich
Bismarck-class battleship - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismarc...
I guess we're just going full reich
I guess we're just going full reich
The standard is the standard
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The standard is the standard
I would love to show all of you that follow me a god tier Bier experience in Germany. It would give me so much joy to get you wasted
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I would love to show all of you that follow me a god tier Bier experience in Germany. It would give me so much joy to get you wasted
Flying internationally in business class- Seat 1A via my wife's points and holy shit talk about imposter syndrome. I feel like I'm stealing something
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Flying internationally in business class- Seat 1A via my wife's points and holy shit talk about imposter syndrome. I feel like I'm stealing something
Even God is disappointed with how Fortuna is playing this year and He is actively trying to hide them
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Even God is disappointed with how Fortuna is playing this year and He is actively trying to hide them
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Good evening @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Good evening @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
Cignetti do the Pittsburgh Pirates now
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Cignetti do the Pittsburgh Pirates now
Never turn the other cheek
You'll die at the Oscars
You'll die at the Oscars
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Never turn the other cheek
You'll die at the Oscars
You'll die at the Oscars
My TV keeps telling me that my remote batteries are low and I should change them right away and I will continue to play the brinkmanship game and will not blink
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My TV keeps telling me that my remote batteries are low and I should change them right away and I will continue to play the brinkmanship game and will not blink
I am on the west coast which is the only reason I am still okay with this
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I am on the west coast which is the only reason I am still okay with this
Hey so I love both Ancient Greek history and German history and have tattoos but I am also not a weirdo cryptofascist. It's possible to just be a normie white dude
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hey so I love both Ancient Greek history and German history and have tattoos but I am also not a weirdo cryptofascist. It's possible to just be a normie white dude
Me, an idiot three hours ago- We're flying through this game. I can probably get a good night's sleep before work tomorrow
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me, an idiot three hours ago- We're flying through this game. I can probably get a good night's sleep before work tomorrow
Me, to the monkeys paw: I want to see David bednar closing games in the playoffs
Monkey's Paw: [repeatedly punches me in the nuts]
Monkey's Paw: [repeatedly punches me in the nuts]
October 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me, to the monkeys paw: I want to see David bednar closing games in the playoffs
Monkey's Paw: [repeatedly punches me in the nuts]
Monkey's Paw: [repeatedly punches me in the nuts]