Michael vs. 2026
@thepmann.bsky.social
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
I assume Disney has already optioned his story.
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I assume Disney has already optioned his story.
fuck every single thing about this
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
fuck every single thing about this
Oh, that's beautiful. God bless that walking, talking side of beef.
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Oh, that's beautiful. God bless that walking, talking side of beef.
I once jokingly wondered how the boomers would react to being the "first" generation to ever die.
I did not anticipate "scorch and salt the earth behind them" as a possibility.
I did not anticipate "scorch and salt the earth behind them" as a possibility.
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I once jokingly wondered how the boomers would react to being the "first" generation to ever die.
I did not anticipate "scorch and salt the earth behind them" as a possibility.
I did not anticipate "scorch and salt the earth behind them" as a possibility.
Unfortunately, the reason I don't have a Paramount+ subscription also precludes me from watching Star Trek at all for the foreseeable future.
(The fascism. I'm talking about the fascism.)
(The fascism. I'm talking about the fascism.)
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Unfortunately, the reason I don't have a Paramount+ subscription also precludes me from watching Star Trek at all for the foreseeable future.
(The fascism. I'm talking about the fascism.)
(The fascism. I'm talking about the fascism.)
Shit, Australia's gonna come for us all.
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Shit, Australia's gonna come for us all.
Well, in 1945 we held trials.
January 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Well, in 1945 we held trials.
Well, one’s a perfectly healthy and normal human activity, and the other is Sweet Caroline.
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Well, one’s a perfectly healthy and normal human activity, and the other is Sweet Caroline.
SVP, Pissing Money Away
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
SVP, Pissing Money Away
I eagerly await the day when Mackenzie meets Kurts moms.
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I eagerly await the day when Mackenzie meets Kurts moms.
What's Japanese for "Is this a bit?"
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
What's Japanese for "Is this a bit?"
Certainly the NYPD has never had problems with police brutality!
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Certainly the NYPD has never had problems with police brutality!