Turkey Volume Guessing Michael
@thepmann.bsky.social
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not fucking Jean Valjean just because you gave the book you stole five stars on Goodreads.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not fucking Jean Valjean just because you gave the book you stole five stars on Goodreads.
This issue: Pokey and Goo face the deadly thrills of Arcade's Murderworld!
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This issue: Pokey and Goo face the deadly thrills of Arcade's Murderworld!
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I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
I see the X-Men fandom continues to live down to my expectations of it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see the X-Men fandom continues to live down to my expectations of it.
Another count for the crimes against humanity tribunal
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Another count for the crimes against humanity tribunal
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally fucking tired of being expected to do the bureaucracy's legwork for it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally fucking tired of being expected to do the bureaucracy's legwork for it.
X-ing out AI training jobs in my LinkedIn results like Scarface quitting his job.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
X-ing out AI training jobs in my LinkedIn results like Scarface quitting his job.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
Ethan Hawke from The Lowdown, I am FUCKED
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Good odds!
Good odds!
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ethan Hawke from The Lowdown, I am FUCKED
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
That moment when you realize you’ve accidentally advanced the main plot
The primal urge to do every. single. side. quest in an open world game before I come close to even TOUCHING the main quest... Man, I both love and hate it, lol.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
That moment when you realize you’ve accidentally advanced the main plot
She’s a 10 but she says “nuke-you-ler”.
She's a 10, but she says, "irregardless".
He’s a 10 but he says “for all intensive purposes”
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
She’s a 10 but she says “nuke-you-ler”.
“He looks more like a comic book character”
Baron Zemo, maybe.
Baron Zemo, maybe.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“He looks more like a comic book character”
Baron Zemo, maybe.
Baron Zemo, maybe.
I swear to God, if Isaac Chotiner ever so much as asked me for the time, I would change my name and move across the country like I’d just cussed out the Joker in traffic.
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I swear to God, if Isaac Chotiner ever so much as asked me for the time, I would change my name and move across the country like I’d just cussed out the Joker in traffic.
A couple years ago we started putting all the leftovers into a pot pie.
Oh. My. FUCKING. God.
Oh. My. FUCKING. God.
Hot take: since Thanksgiving food is *all* food that is far better as leftovers you mcguyver get into strange sandwiches at 3am the next day, that is what Thanksgiving should be.
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A couple years ago we started putting all the leftovers into a pot pie.
Oh. My. FUCKING. God.
Oh. My. FUCKING. God.
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We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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I know everyone is all "lol the kids look 30 now how is this show still going on" re: stranger things
and you know what, I don't care, I'm excited to watch that shit anyway
and you know what, I don't care, I'm excited to watch that shit anyway
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I know everyone is all "lol the kids look 30 now how is this show still going on" re: stranger things
and you know what, I don't care, I'm excited to watch that shit anyway
and you know what, I don't care, I'm excited to watch that shit anyway
I like you, Charlie Brown. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Sing of human unsuccess, Charlie Brown
Many Who Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It to Them, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I like you, Charlie Brown. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate, Charlie Brown.
Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper, Charlie Brown?
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive, Charlie Brown."
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate, Charlie Brown.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tag yourself, I'm "Earthbound MF"
ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tag yourself, I'm "Earthbound MF"
We could build a factory
And make misery
We'll create the cure
We made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated
And make misery
We'll create the cure
We made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We could build a factory
And make misery
We'll create the cure
We made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated
And make misery
We'll create the cure
We made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated
"You ever see Bound?"
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"You ever see Bound?"
I don’t know what’s sadder: This dipweed pretending having AI whip up an image for him is just like having a holodeck, or that THIS is apparently what he’d do with a holodeck.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don’t know what’s sadder: This dipweed pretending having AI whip up an image for him is just like having a holodeck, or that THIS is apparently what he’d do with a holodeck.
It’s like Plain Awful, he just emulates the last person to make an impression.
This is the first time I’ve seen him wear something like this… I think it’s a knit scarf, but he probably didn’t have any turtleneck sweaters in his closet.
Gotta see if @dieworkwear.bsky.social weighed in.
Gotta see if @dieworkwear.bsky.social weighed in.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s like Plain Awful, he just emulates the last person to make an impression.