the poopman
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27. I’m a he/him I’m so sorry everyone
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the poopman
@thepoopman.has.pet
· Feb 27
poopman face reveal!!!
Oomf got to see an extra one because they’re special 💅
Oomf got to see an extra one because they’re special 💅
Reddit is such a strange place
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reddit is such a strange place
Lentil soup for lunch and cabbage for dinner. I’m fartmaxxing
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Lentil soup for lunch and cabbage for dinner. I’m fartmaxxing
Quote with a game that transports you back to your childhood
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Quote with a game that transports you back to your childhood
One person returned all these. Must have been an absolute crazy goon sesh
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
One person returned all these. Must have been an absolute crazy goon sesh
Temu has so much peak it’s not even funny (it’s very funny)
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Temu has so much peak it’s not even funny (it’s very funny)
P.F. Chang’s banana spring rolls🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
P.F. Chang’s banana spring rolls🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
What if Mountain Dew made green tea? I’d fuck with that
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What if Mountain Dew made green tea? I’d fuck with that
Considering getting on LinkedIn. Threw up in my mouth a little bit, but still considering
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Considering getting on LinkedIn. Threw up in my mouth a little bit, but still considering
Holy shit
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Holy shit
What the hell is going on on Reddit
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What the hell is going on on Reddit
New talk tuah episode out NOW!
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
New talk tuah episode out NOW!
Google, how do I become popular without showing hole online
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Google, how do I become popular without showing hole online
It’s broccoli and cheese kinda night
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s broccoli and cheese kinda night
Gonna furrymaxx BIG time for the next renaissance festival
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gonna furrymaxx BIG time for the next renaissance festival
Jesus Christ watching twitch without a subscription is actual torture. The amount of ads is straight up horrible. Just sat through 9 fucking ads and after 3 minutes of watching the actual streamer I’m getting more ads??
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Jesus Christ watching twitch without a subscription is actual torture. The amount of ads is straight up horrible. Just sat through 9 fucking ads and after 3 minutes of watching the actual streamer I’m getting more ads??
Blue sky and diaper fetish posts in the explore tab. Name a better duo. I even have it muted, but no, it still comes through, much like poop in a diaper that’s been packed too full
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Blue sky and diaper fetish posts in the explore tab. Name a better duo. I even have it muted, but no, it still comes through, much like poop in a diaper that’s been packed too full
A customer told me “happy hump day” today (I had no idea wtf that meant I thought they were trying to fuh) and then another customer called me “my love”. Damn. Girlies you need to relax!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A customer told me “happy hump day” today (I had no idea wtf that meant I thought they were trying to fuh) and then another customer called me “my love”. Damn. Girlies you need to relax!!!!
Just played a match with 2 randoms that didn’t speak a word of English, one of the most wholesome experiences I’ve had in this game. They called me la bestia la caca
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Just played a match with 2 randoms that didn’t speak a word of English, one of the most wholesome experiences I’ve had in this game. They called me la bestia la caca
Faded off that josh
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Faded off that josh
No offense but I send a pestilence and plague into your house, your bed, your streets, your bread and upon your cattle. Let me know if you have any questions.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
No offense but I send a pestilence and plague into your house, your bed, your streets, your bread and upon your cattle. Let me know if you have any questions.
The finals has the peakest drip
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The finals has the peakest drip
“Are you fucking stupid?”
Me:
Me:
She wants a bite of my burrito so bad. Would you be able to say no to this?
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“Are you fucking stupid?”
Me:
Me:
My mom would never let me wear black clothes because they “make me look too skinny”. As an adult my wardrobe is like 97% slim fitting black clothes
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My mom would never let me wear black clothes because they “make me look too skinny”. As an adult my wardrobe is like 97% slim fitting black clothes