We reached out to the HoC for comment but have not heard back.

We would like to clarify that the investigative news piece we were referring to is out _next_ Moonday.

Sorry for any confusion this might have caused.

Early reports suggest her council will have a strong ecological focus, and there are unconfirmed accounts that she has plans for a massive infrastructure project throughout The Realm.

More as the story develops.

Not only that, but we can confirm @abigailgrunewald.bsky.social, the _apprentice_ to The Green Wizard has been elected HoC.

AND, incredulously, the new HoC has *banned* magic. Banned!

We will have more on this incredible situation as it develops.

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if the big finale of your story is making it out alive, you’re doing it right kid.” I gotta say folks, we did it right today didn’t we?

I’ll be back with the full story of The Kettleocalypse in the near future, you can count on that. But for now this is Ax Moorman, signing off 🪓 🫡

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The Blue Wizard and his apprentice Marv appeared on the scene and began a frost chant at the water inside the kettles.

While the kettles crashed to the ground, laden with internal blocks of ice, the Blue Wizard led the villagers away to safety.

You heard it here first—it's extraordinary!

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