Pseudo 🎃
@thepseudosapien.bsky.social
I babble, game, draw, abuse ellipses & nail stuff to other stuff. Enby dingus (Any pronouns).💋 Here and also there, trying out that omnipresence schtick.
Bring out your dead! 💀
Bring out your dead! 💀
Flawless secondhand dvd haul to kick off the month lol.🤘😤
I first saw Strange Things Happen at Sundown when a buddy bought a stack of questionable vhs from a Blockbuster ex rental bin, it was hilarious cheese & I've wanted a copy ever since. Never heard of Ninja Zombies but I mean..y'gotta.😂
I first saw Strange Things Happen at Sundown when a buddy bought a stack of questionable vhs from a Blockbuster ex rental bin, it was hilarious cheese & I've wanted a copy ever since. Never heard of Ninja Zombies but I mean..y'gotta.😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Flawless secondhand dvd haul to kick off the month lol.🤘😤
I first saw Strange Things Happen at Sundown when a buddy bought a stack of questionable vhs from a Blockbuster ex rental bin, it was hilarious cheese & I've wanted a copy ever since. Never heard of Ninja Zombies but I mean..y'gotta.😂
I first saw Strange Things Happen at Sundown when a buddy bought a stack of questionable vhs from a Blockbuster ex rental bin, it was hilarious cheese & I've wanted a copy ever since. Never heard of Ninja Zombies but I mean..y'gotta.😂
I have only ever bought a pair of trousers and a few jackets from vinted, why is it now offering me murder garb lol? Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the vibe, but I'd like to be informed when exsanguination is back in style..✨
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I have only ever bought a pair of trousers and a few jackets from vinted, why is it now offering me murder garb lol? Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the vibe, but I'd like to be informed when exsanguination is back in style..✨
Unnecessarily rough day called for some spooky soothing, with educational literature, Dracula the board/party larp game (still has the tape and unopened stack of fangs!), and haunted chocolates (the factory's built over a Victorian orphanage, probably).
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October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Unnecessarily rough day called for some spooky soothing, with educational literature, Dracula the board/party larp game (still has the tape and unopened stack of fangs!), and haunted chocolates (the factory's built over a Victorian orphanage, probably).
🎃👍
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🎃This year's cute lil Halloween craft is something I've wanted to own for years but bafflingly haven't tried making til now; a frikkin Feejee Mermaid 🙌
His name is Marcel, his arms are more spider monkey than capuchin but whatever, this is a sideshow abomination, the arms could be from anything lol.
His name is Marcel, his arms are more spider monkey than capuchin but whatever, this is a sideshow abomination, the arms could be from anything lol.
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎃This year's cute lil Halloween craft is something I've wanted to own for years but bafflingly haven't tried making til now; a frikkin Feejee Mermaid 🙌
His name is Marcel, his arms are more spider monkey than capuchin but whatever, this is a sideshow abomination, the arms could be from anything lol.
His name is Marcel, his arms are more spider monkey than capuchin but whatever, this is a sideshow abomination, the arms could be from anything lol.
Havin' a nice cozy evening making a funny lil guy.🔨
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Havin' a nice cozy evening making a funny lil guy.🔨
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
......Ok so I don't often say this, but surely a gun would be more sensible? Some kind of dog perhaps..🤣😱
October 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
......Ok so I don't often say this, but surely a gun would be more sensible? Some kind of dog perhaps..🤣😱
Week 5-ish of healing my septum and I now 100% understand why Vyv always did the face in The Young Ones..
She said not to fiddle with it but the implication was with hands, she never said I couldn't touch it with my own face.😆
She said not to fiddle with it but the implication was with hands, she never said I couldn't touch it with my own face.😆
September 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Week 5-ish of healing my septum and I now 100% understand why Vyv always did the face in The Young Ones..
She said not to fiddle with it but the implication was with hands, she never said I couldn't touch it with my own face.😆
She said not to fiddle with it but the implication was with hands, she never said I couldn't touch it with my own face.😆
These are all extremely important elephants and I urge you to examine them.
Look at this guy, he's got lil shoes and big feelings.
Look at this guy, he's got lil shoes and big feelings.
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
These are all extremely important elephants and I urge you to examine them.
Look at this guy, he's got lil shoes and big feelings.
Look at this guy, he's got lil shoes and big feelings.
Once again I must emphatically recommend TK Maxx's line of Halloween cat toys. I tried doing my usual corny staged "haul" pics but madam could not be stopped, she needed the goods. 🤣 🙀
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Once again I must emphatically recommend TK Maxx's line of Halloween cat toys. I tried doing my usual corny staged "haul" pics but madam could not be stopped, she needed the goods. 🤣 🙀
Ok I may have criticised Poundland for dragging their heels putting Halloween stuff in their Halloween section, but I spotted these today & if you Frankenstein a few of em together into the right wig it'd look pretty badass lol
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ok I may have criticised Poundland for dragging their heels putting Halloween stuff in their Halloween section, but I spotted these today & if you Frankenstein a few of em together into the right wig it'd look pretty badass lol
Puma twin supremacy, today's feeble catgirls could never.✨
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Puma twin supremacy, today's feeble catgirls could never.✨
My cat has a habit of hurling herself around recklessly when zooming so to quell some anxiety I bought some corner pads for stuff, & I need you to see the deep despondent misery in this child's face over the fact she can no longer impale her head on the coffee table...🤣😬
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My cat has a habit of hurling herself around recklessly when zooming so to quell some anxiety I bought some corner pads for stuff, & I need you to see the deep despondent misery in this child's face over the fact she can no longer impale her head on the coffee table...🤣😬
🎃 Heads up for the pumkinly inclined who don't wanna spend hundreds on a Le Creuset lol; Argos are selling adorable pumpkin casserole dishes for £12.
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
🎃 Heads up for the pumkinly inclined who don't wanna spend hundreds on a Le Creuset lol; Argos are selling adorable pumpkin casserole dishes for £12.
Loved this bench, I bet it's hella nasty on weekends lol.. And yeah I was so sure we'd have to go rescue @mrbiffo.bsky.social when he eventually tried to climb through the creepy red cellar doom hole but thankfully he behaved himself on this occasion..🤣
September 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Loved this bench, I bet it's hella nasty on weekends lol.. And yeah I was so sure we'd have to go rescue @mrbiffo.bsky.social when he eventually tried to climb through the creepy red cellar doom hole but thankfully he behaved himself on this occasion..🤣
Can we take a moment to appreciate this painting & how it gets more menacing the longer you look? There are several kids who appear to have (& according to the guide may indeed have had) their arms bound behind them, but also what in the goddamn Malignant/Edward Mordrake is this??😆🤔
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Can we take a moment to appreciate this painting & how it gets more menacing the longer you look? There are several kids who appear to have (& according to the guide may indeed have had) their arms bound behind them, but also what in the goddamn Malignant/Edward Mordrake is this??😆🤔
Spent Saturday night frolicking in the British Schools museum in Hitchin for a lovely bit of Ghunting (ghost hunting, nothing weird) with a lovely bunch of people, organized and executed by the fantastic @thevarietyshow.channel84.co.uk ..The event I mean, not the people..
10/10, would ghunt again.👻👍
10/10, would ghunt again.👻👍
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Spent Saturday night frolicking in the British Schools museum in Hitchin for a lovely bit of Ghunting (ghost hunting, nothing weird) with a lovely bunch of people, organized and executed by the fantastic @thevarietyshow.channel84.co.uk ..The event I mean, not the people..
10/10, would ghunt again.👻👍
10/10, would ghunt again.👻👍
Getting ready for a hot date with the unknown/undead/unlikely. 🪦💋
September 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Getting ready for a hot date with the unknown/undead/unlikely. 🪦💋
Discovered the best bath bomb, Lush's Deep Sleep magnesium soak seems to give the BEST sleep, complete with delightfully weird dreams. I don't generally buy into aromatherapy stuff, I just like nice colours & smells lol but this has swayed me. Def recommend, go get some mind altering colouurrrssss 👁
August 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Discovered the best bath bomb, Lush's Deep Sleep magnesium soak seems to give the BEST sleep, complete with delightfully weird dreams. I don't generally buy into aromatherapy stuff, I just like nice colours & smells lol but this has swayed me. Def recommend, go get some mind altering colouurrrssss 👁
Scoring grail items via online thrifting obviously isn't as miraculous as finding them in the wild, but screw it I'm doing a victory dance for my wee haul anyway lol. Got a ruby red cruet from the Avon Cape Cod collection for £3(!), an Alchemy necklace I've ummed & erred over since 2006 for £15,
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Scoring grail items via online thrifting obviously isn't as miraculous as finding them in the wild, but screw it I'm doing a victory dance for my wee haul anyway lol. Got a ruby red cruet from the Avon Cape Cod collection for £3(!), an Alchemy necklace I've ummed & erred over since 2006 for £15,
Gonna be thinking about em for weeks
August 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Gonna be thinking about em for weeks
Noooooo lol! This appears to be the new look of the first Goodrays I tried and it tasted so bad I gagged and had to eject it.😅🤮 Glad you like it though lol. I'm a hardcore Trip brand fan, their lemon basil treats me right.
August 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Noooooo lol! This appears to be the new look of the first Goodrays I tried and it tasted so bad I gagged and had to eject it.😅🤮 Glad you like it though lol. I'm a hardcore Trip brand fan, their lemon basil treats me right.
In true creepy kid fashion my first school book fair purchase was Dracula, & man has it been through some shit lol.. it's pages are so blotchy & delicate you'd think it was the original. So yeah, def time for a new copy I can get my grubby hands all over without fear of ruining it or my airways. 😅🦇
August 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In true creepy kid fashion my first school book fair purchase was Dracula, & man has it been through some shit lol.. it's pages are so blotchy & delicate you'd think it was the original. So yeah, def time for a new copy I can get my grubby hands all over without fear of ruining it or my airways. 😅🦇
K well apparently someone crept into my room during the night and repeatedly stomped on my coccyx, so if anyone needs me I'll be laying face down on the floor living out my possessed bearskin rug fantasy.
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
K well apparently someone crept into my room during the night and repeatedly stomped on my coccyx, so if anyone needs me I'll be laying face down on the floor living out my possessed bearskin rug fantasy.