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Pseudo 🎃
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I babble, game, draw, abuse ellipses & nail stuff to other stuff. Enby dingus (Any pronouns).💋 Here and also there, trying out that omnipresence schtick.
Bring out your dead! 💀
This is going around again and once more I find myself sitting here at midnight wondering if I could copy this by hand onto a cheapo dressing gown, thus vastly improving my lounge wear game, and still get enough sleep to function.. Probably not, but some day I'm totally gonna.
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Streaming services playing two seconds of a film's credits before giving you a ten second countdown to find the remote so you can actually see the credits & process/enjoy the ending of a film before it automatically plays something else you didn't ask for; Are you fucking OK?? Maybe calm down..😑
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I am begging people who insist on using words to at least attempt to understand the words they are using. A principle or set of beliefs is a tenet, not a tenant. "In lieu" means "instead of", not "in view of/with that in mind". Just..books man, they're right there.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, glistening ducks, errant schoolchildren, lend us your eyes (and hope they don't fall out). youtu.be/2gQub3QJnyE?...
St Albans Was NOT What We Expected 🏛️🏺😇 (travel vlog)
YouTube video by Paul And Sanja
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November 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dentist said the abscess in my jaw is healing nicely so that's cool, however we also established that it burst & I totally chugged it in my sleep, so that's..hideous..
Yet more proof I'd blitz Dragula elimination challenges though lol, pig spleen can't take me bish I guzzle pus in my sleep🤘😤
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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FYI: The Boulet Brothers and David Dastmalchian are decking the halls for HOLIDAY OF HORRORS, a festive anthology featuring shorts from Akela Cooper and Kate Siegel, hitting Shudder next month.
The Boulet Brothers And David Dastmalchian Deck The Halls For HOLIDAY OF HORRORS
The Boulet Brothers and David Dastmalchian are decking the halls for HOLIDAY OF HORRORS, a festive anthology featuring shorts from Akela Cooper and Kate Siegel, hitting Shudder next month.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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How random can one episode get? When the thrifty items on show are a mix of charity shop and Ali Express offerings, then all bets are off for Paul & Eli this week!
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Ep 463: Mess Express | CheapShow
How random can one episode get? When the thrifty items on show are a mix of charity shop and Ali Express offerings, then all bets are off for Paul & Eli this week!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Today is #TransDayOfRemembrance. Trans people and their human rights are under attack around the globe. The Vagina Museum stands defiant against these attacks. We are a proudly trans inclusive space, even as discourse grows ever more toxic.
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Vinted seller sent my stuff in a Valentino box, and you know how it is when you find a Very Good Box..so I decided to decoupage it with neon animal prints & old anatomy illustrations, & now I keep giggling & muttering quietly to myself; "Lisa Frankentino".

Gonna blame this one on the pain meds lol.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
📸 New favouritest earrings acquired. 🔍
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Apparently obtaining antibiotics for the abscess in my jaw is actually impossible & my emergency dentist appointment isn't for another couple of days so I'm just devouring every nutrient in the vicinity ('cept the cat) in the hopes of safely reabsorbing the fucker..😆 The system, it is janky.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Etruscan tunnels are deeply interesting (sorry) and “the first complete mapping of the tunnels of the Etruscan city of Veii, a complex underground system comprising galleries, hydraulic structures, canals, cisterns, wells, and the large sacred pool” is now complete! cultura.gov.it/comunicato/2...
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Nursing a stupid infection in my face, if anyone needs me I'll be the grumbling unkempt mass in the corner devouring all your oranges.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
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November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Its Sunday!
It's 4pm (just gone)
It's time for a NEW LXB, and this time, Paul, Ollie and Stuart are chasing ghosts and munching pills in a.modwrn take on the PacMan boardgame!
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LXB Plays: Pac-Man The Board Game
YouTube video by League of Extraordinary Board Games
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November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Saturday is our new regular day for Bubblegun for some reason. Our new ep features a real astronaut who tells us all about his life as the office joker on the real International Space Station. It's available everywhere! open.spotify.com/episode/1zMB...
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This week, Paul & Eli wrap their mouths around some New Zealand sourced snacks, muddle through some tortuous tongue-twisters & play Lenny Henry at his own game!
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Ep 462: Munchos By Proxy | CheapShow
This week, Paul & Eli wrap their mouths around some New Zealand sourced snacks, muddle through some tortuous tongue-twisters & play Lenny Henry at his own game!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I see Jake Munro has reached the red pill right wing grifter stage, the death rattle of any desperate wannabe creator with absolutely nothing to offer lol. Mate, we already know you suck, you don't need to keep crying about it.😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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William II of Sicily's (1166–1189) kinky boots. It almost looks like he's wearing them in the dedication mosaic of Monreale Cathedral.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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1000 words when 2 will suffice.
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM