Gotta take the ball out to dinner, have at least drinks, and have your entree arrive before it’s a catch.

We recognize all these things but don’t actually give a shit.

Let me get this straight:

Refused to play BYU in the Pop Tart Bowl.

Bump one of the sport’s top rivalries to play BYU.

What’s next, change the helmets to black?

That’s the thing. G5 will lose most years. But if they’re not represented there won’t ever be an App St over Michigan or UMBC over UVA moment in the CFP.

We like those right? I mean, do we really think Ole Miss can win a title? No, but they’re in.

My wife literally laughed out loud when I read her this!

Republicans said “either you can feed people or you can help them with healthcare.”

Those morons could’ve said we’re not making that choice. Instead they completely caved and Dems are going to get blamed for both.

This would be the vote Dems were promised to end the shutdown.

Jeffries and Schumer are idiots.

My brain does convert

Everything to a haiku

It is dumb like that

Almost a haiku.

I liked a meal cooked

This was not what I had planned

A drink I did have

Half the people I knew love all of this.

Also Pantone 201.

Pantone 201.

Every single one of them would vote for him again. Every. Single. One.

Whatever numbers they release are cooked. Because they fire anybody who won’t play ball.

$1.5–>5.5. Too much for the 2026 Rangers.