going to work is such a drag when you have a festival coming up
August 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
going to work is such a drag when you have a festival coming up
talking about life lessons in the gym bathroom with my bestie is the epitome of womanhood
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
talking about life lessons in the gym bathroom with my bestie is the epitome of womanhood
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Cuddling a water sausage.
April 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Cuddling a water sausage.
washing my face after a long and sweaty day at work makes me feel like a new person
April 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
washing my face after a long and sweaty day at work makes me feel like a new person
we had to call an ambulance at work today and 4 of the most gigantic, tatted, hulking EMTs i’ve ever seen showed up to help. it takes a special skill to gawk at someone and still be professional
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
we had to call an ambulance at work today and 4 of the most gigantic, tatted, hulking EMTs i’ve ever seen showed up to help. it takes a special skill to gawk at someone and still be professional
i’m going overseas this summer 🤭 rly excited to pop my passport cherry
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i’m going overseas this summer 🤭 rly excited to pop my passport cherry
i was thinking about my paypig last night and i woke up to a message saying he sent me $100 while i was sleeping. i’m so powerful idek how i do it 😇
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i was thinking about my paypig last night and i woke up to a message saying he sent me $100 while i was sleeping. i’m so powerful idek how i do it 😇
i’m in las vegas and i haven’t stopped smiling since i landed. i stg i belong here
March 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i’m in las vegas and i haven’t stopped smiling since i landed. i stg i belong here
after having a civilized conversation w my ex, they go “why couldn’t we have talked this way to each other before?” like honey now idgaf about whether we’re on the same page. i argued bc i wanted to be understood but it’s moot now! the only opinion that matters is mine
February 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
after having a civilized conversation w my ex, they go “why couldn’t we have talked this way to each other before?” like honey now idgaf about whether we’re on the same page. i argued bc i wanted to be understood but it’s moot now! the only opinion that matters is mine
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Idk how monogamous people do it if this date sucks tonight at least I still have a boyfriend and a girlfriend like imagine it went bad and then I was alone. What the fuck 😭
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Idk how monogamous people do it if this date sucks tonight at least I still have a boyfriend and a girlfriend like imagine it went bad and then I was alone. What the fuck 😭
my knee has been achy and i’m about to go to a 3-day rave. hopefully i don’t end up in a wheelchair 🤞🏼
February 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
my knee has been achy and i’m about to go to a 3-day rave. hopefully i don’t end up in a wheelchair 🤞🏼
i miss city living 😬 do i really wanna move again or am i just having an existential crisis?
February 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i miss city living 😬 do i really wanna move again or am i just having an existential crisis?
men with painted nails, come to mommy
February 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
men with painted nails, come to mommy
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
life has been kicking my ass lately and my instinct was to try to negotiate with it but i’m losing my patience atp so i’m gonna fight back and see what happens
January 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
life has been kicking my ass lately and my instinct was to try to negotiate with it but i’m losing my patience atp so i’m gonna fight back and see what happens
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Why do the most perfect women always date the most heinous men
January 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why do the most perfect women always date the most heinous men
there’s a teeny tiny chance i might be going to a rave soon and it’s been so long that i’m already getting pre-show anxiety
January 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
there’s a teeny tiny chance i might be going to a rave soon and it’s been so long that i’m already getting pre-show anxiety
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You: Why do I feel so tired
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You: Why do I feel so tired
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
note to self: if i ever wanna feel immensely hopeful and weirdly devastated at the same time, all i need to do is listen to any song by Odesza
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
note to self: if i ever wanna feel immensely hopeful and weirdly devastated at the same time, all i need to do is listen to any song by Odesza
if you can’t handle me at my “brrr it’s cold in here” then you don’t deserve me at my “there must be some Clovers in the atmosphere”
January 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
if you can’t handle me at my “brrr it’s cold in here” then you don’t deserve me at my “there must be some Clovers in the atmosphere”
a nice young man with blue eyes just started flirting with me in the most subtle and non-threatening way i’ve ever experienced. i hope he has a great day ☺️
January 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
a nice young man with blue eyes just started flirting with me in the most subtle and non-threatening way i’ve ever experienced. i hope he has a great day ☺️
what the whole entire fuck is going on in the US right now
January 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
what the whole entire fuck is going on in the US right now