It has been a running joke in #D&D that my character collects tattoos.
Not on herself, from her defeated foes. She keeps the pickled skin in jars.
Not on herself, from her defeated foes. She keeps the pickled skin in jars.
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It has been a running joke in #D&D that my character collects tattoos.
Not on herself, from her defeated foes. She keeps the pickled skin in jars.
Not on herself, from her defeated foes. She keeps the pickled skin in jars.
Played #D&D
My character is stuck in a time loop!
There are no consequences in a time loop
So far I have:
Burnt down the greenhouse
Attacked guards on sight
Gambled away my artificial arm
Fallen into an infinite void
Been stepped on by a Tarrasaque
My character is stuck in a time loop!
There are no consequences in a time loop
So far I have:
Burnt down the greenhouse
Attacked guards on sight
Gambled away my artificial arm
Fallen into an infinite void
Been stepped on by a Tarrasaque
July 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Played #D&D
My character is stuck in a time loop!
There are no consequences in a time loop
So far I have:
Burnt down the greenhouse
Attacked guards on sight
Gambled away my artificial arm
Fallen into an infinite void
Been stepped on by a Tarrasaque
My character is stuck in a time loop!
There are no consequences in a time loop
So far I have:
Burnt down the greenhouse
Attacked guards on sight
Gambled away my artificial arm
Fallen into an infinite void
Been stepped on by a Tarrasaque
When my brain does not brain correctly, does my brain misbrain, or malbrain?
July 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
When my brain does not brain correctly, does my brain misbrain, or malbrain?
Played #d&D
My character was given a (mostly used up) item that contained a single charge of wish
I got surprisingly far wishing "I wish to be to able to recharge magic items" before my DM realised I would recharge that item
I was wishing for more wishes without actually saying any of those words
My character was given a (mostly used up) item that contained a single charge of wish
I got surprisingly far wishing "I wish to be to able to recharge magic items" before my DM realised I would recharge that item
I was wishing for more wishes without actually saying any of those words
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Played #d&D
My character was given a (mostly used up) item that contained a single charge of wish
I got surprisingly far wishing "I wish to be to able to recharge magic items" before my DM realised I would recharge that item
I was wishing for more wishes without actually saying any of those words
My character was given a (mostly used up) item that contained a single charge of wish
I got surprisingly far wishing "I wish to be to able to recharge magic items" before my DM realised I would recharge that item
I was wishing for more wishes without actually saying any of those words
Played #d&D
My character cast jump! It was useful!
I have achieved the impossible!
Stuff the spell True Strike though. That one is irredeemable
My character cast jump! It was useful!
I have achieved the impossible!
Stuff the spell True Strike though. That one is irredeemable
June 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Played #d&D
My character cast jump! It was useful!
I have achieved the impossible!
Stuff the spell True Strike though. That one is irredeemable
My character cast jump! It was useful!
I have achieved the impossible!
Stuff the spell True Strike though. That one is irredeemable
Reposted by TheRabidWalnut
GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
GRILLED THREESE
Played #boardgame Captain Sonar
The rule was you had to speak in a Russian accent (we would allow the engineer to be Scottish)
But my Russian accent wandered a bit, so we had the Meerkat Sergei in charge of the weapons systems.
Torpedoes are simples, Captain.
The rule was you had to speak in a Russian accent (we would allow the engineer to be Scottish)
But my Russian accent wandered a bit, so we had the Meerkat Sergei in charge of the weapons systems.
Torpedoes are simples, Captain.
January 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Played #boardgame Captain Sonar
The rule was you had to speak in a Russian accent (we would allow the engineer to be Scottish)
But my Russian accent wandered a bit, so we had the Meerkat Sergei in charge of the weapons systems.
Torpedoes are simples, Captain.
The rule was you had to speak in a Russian accent (we would allow the engineer to be Scottish)
But my Russian accent wandered a bit, so we had the Meerkat Sergei in charge of the weapons systems.
Torpedoes are simples, Captain.
Todo: Combine the board game "Diplomacy" with secret Santa
If I say I'll support Jeff's present for Steve, but backstab them, so Mary gets a great present, maybe she will support Kim's present for me?
The goal is to have a perfect round robin gift exchange, with no one remaining friends at the end
If I say I'll support Jeff's present for Steve, but backstab them, so Mary gets a great present, maybe she will support Kim's present for me?
The goal is to have a perfect round robin gift exchange, with no one remaining friends at the end
January 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Todo: Combine the board game "Diplomacy" with secret Santa
If I say I'll support Jeff's present for Steve, but backstab them, so Mary gets a great present, maybe she will support Kim's present for me?
The goal is to have a perfect round robin gift exchange, with no one remaining friends at the end
If I say I'll support Jeff's present for Steve, but backstab them, so Mary gets a great present, maybe she will support Kim's present for me?
The goal is to have a perfect round robin gift exchange, with no one remaining friends at the end
For so long, winter gloves have been an "ask for them at Christmas" thing, that the realisation "I'm an adult, I can just buy gloves" has rocked me
January 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
For so long, winter gloves have been an "ask for them at Christmas" thing, that the realisation "I'm an adult, I can just buy gloves" has rocked me
Sometimes, I think about giving it all up, and becoming a spork farmer
January 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sometimes, I think about giving it all up, and becoming a spork farmer
Reposted by TheRabidWalnut
So guess who coded up a Secret Secret Emailer in Python, just so not even *I* knew who had who?
This fool.
This fool.
November 17, 2024 at 1:28 PM
So guess who coded up a Secret Secret Emailer in Python, just so not even *I* knew who had who?
This fool.
This fool.
Played #dnd
The DM has hinted that plans that involve call backs to established NPC's are more likely to work
I am going to arm & equip the children of so many NPCs
The DM has hinted that plans that involve call backs to established NPC's are more likely to work
I am going to arm & equip the children of so many NPCs
February 22, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Played #dnd
The DM has hinted that plans that involve call backs to established NPC's are more likely to work
I am going to arm & equip the children of so many NPCs
The DM has hinted that plans that involve call backs to established NPC's are more likely to work
I am going to arm & equip the children of so many NPCs
Played #dnd
The DM was proud of their carefully constructed and detailed Throne Room on the second floor, supported by graceful pillars of stone in the entrance hall below.
The party attacked & destroyed the support pillars, gaining entrance to the throne room in a completely surprising way
The DM was proud of their carefully constructed and detailed Throne Room on the second floor, supported by graceful pillars of stone in the entrance hall below.
The party attacked & destroyed the support pillars, gaining entrance to the throne room in a completely surprising way
February 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Played #dnd
The DM was proud of their carefully constructed and detailed Throne Room on the second floor, supported by graceful pillars of stone in the entrance hall below.
The party attacked & destroyed the support pillars, gaining entrance to the throne room in a completely surprising way
The DM was proud of their carefully constructed and detailed Throne Room on the second floor, supported by graceful pillars of stone in the entrance hall below.
The party attacked & destroyed the support pillars, gaining entrance to the throne room in a completely surprising way
Played #dnd
My character has embezzled from the party and bought two clockwork minions, which I have named "Two" and "Three"
So if the party ever finds out, they'll think I am am still lying and wonder where I am hiding "One"
My character has embezzled from the party and bought two clockwork minions, which I have named "Two" and "Three"
So if the party ever finds out, they'll think I am am still lying and wonder where I am hiding "One"
February 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Played #dnd
My character has embezzled from the party and bought two clockwork minions, which I have named "Two" and "Three"
So if the party ever finds out, they'll think I am am still lying and wonder where I am hiding "One"
My character has embezzled from the party and bought two clockwork minions, which I have named "Two" and "Three"
So if the party ever finds out, they'll think I am am still lying and wonder where I am hiding "One"
Played #dnd
How many simultaneous casts of Bigby's Hand (if they all pulled/pushed at once) would it take to make an airship out of a sailing ship?
How many simultaneous casts of Bigby's Hand (if they all pulled/pushed at once) would it take to make an airship out of a sailing ship?
February 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Played #dnd
How many simultaneous casts of Bigby's Hand (if they all pulled/pushed at once) would it take to make an airship out of a sailing ship?
How many simultaneous casts of Bigby's Hand (if they all pulled/pushed at once) would it take to make an airship out of a sailing ship?
Played #dnd
My anti-authoritarian warlock has been given two clockwork servants.
How sentient are these constructs? Are they slaves?
I may draw power from a being of unspeakable evil but... Am I the bad guy now?
My anti-authoritarian warlock has been given two clockwork servants.
How sentient are these constructs? Are they slaves?
I may draw power from a being of unspeakable evil but... Am I the bad guy now?
February 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Played #dnd
My anti-authoritarian warlock has been given two clockwork servants.
How sentient are these constructs? Are they slaves?
I may draw power from a being of unspeakable evil but... Am I the bad guy now?
My anti-authoritarian warlock has been given two clockwork servants.
How sentient are these constructs? Are they slaves?
I may draw power from a being of unspeakable evil but... Am I the bad guy now?
Played #dnd
The city has been infiltrated by doppelgangers. They've replaced the ruling faction.
Its hard to recruit NPC's to our revolution. Any of them could be a doppelganger spy.
Solution? We'll raise the graveyards, specifically the heroes & honoured dead section.
The city has been infiltrated by doppelgangers. They've replaced the ruling faction.
Its hard to recruit NPC's to our revolution. Any of them could be a doppelganger spy.
Solution? We'll raise the graveyards, specifically the heroes & honoured dead section.
February 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Played #dnd
The city has been infiltrated by doppelgangers. They've replaced the ruling faction.
Its hard to recruit NPC's to our revolution. Any of them could be a doppelganger spy.
Solution? We'll raise the graveyards, specifically the heroes & honoured dead section.
The city has been infiltrated by doppelgangers. They've replaced the ruling faction.
Its hard to recruit NPC's to our revolution. Any of them could be a doppelganger spy.
Solution? We'll raise the graveyards, specifically the heroes & honoured dead section.
Played #dnd
One of the best uses of Wall of Force is: those snipers on the balcony up there? They get to watch as we butcher the melee fighters now
One of the best uses of Wall of Force is: those snipers on the balcony up there? They get to watch as we butcher the melee fighters now
February 12, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Played #dnd
One of the best uses of Wall of Force is: those snipers on the balcony up there? They get to watch as we butcher the melee fighters now
One of the best uses of Wall of Force is: those snipers on the balcony up there? They get to watch as we butcher the melee fighters now
Played #dnd
Found the bad guy's second best hat, fought the bad guy while wearing their second best hat, with the trifling horns ripped through it
It is not enough to fight evil, we must also fight fashion too
Found the bad guy's second best hat, fought the bad guy while wearing their second best hat, with the trifling horns ripped through it
It is not enough to fight evil, we must also fight fashion too
February 12, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Played #dnd
Found the bad guy's second best hat, fought the bad guy while wearing their second best hat, with the trifling horns ripped through it
It is not enough to fight evil, we must also fight fashion too
Found the bad guy's second best hat, fought the bad guy while wearing their second best hat, with the trifling horns ripped through it
It is not enough to fight evil, we must also fight fashion too
February 12, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Played #dnd
Found an unattended dragon's horde!
My character: immediately pulls a shovel out of the bag of holding, and starts shoveling gold into it.
Something is going to happen / is guarding this much loot, and if we flee, we might as well flee filthy rich.
Found an unattended dragon's horde!
My character: immediately pulls a shovel out of the bag of holding, and starts shoveling gold into it.
Something is going to happen / is guarding this much loot, and if we flee, we might as well flee filthy rich.
February 7, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Played #dnd
Found an unattended dragon's horde!
My character: immediately pulls a shovel out of the bag of holding, and starts shoveling gold into it.
Something is going to happen / is guarding this much loot, and if we flee, we might as well flee filthy rich.
Found an unattended dragon's horde!
My character: immediately pulls a shovel out of the bag of holding, and starts shoveling gold into it.
Something is going to happen / is guarding this much loot, and if we flee, we might as well flee filthy rich.
Played #dnd
The party was stuck in a crowd, and strength checks to shove our way past were not working. So my character manifested their wings, picked up the wizard, and flew just above head height.
The wizard, shouting "Don't worry, I am not being kidnapped. This is consensual"
The party was stuck in a crowd, and strength checks to shove our way past were not working. So my character manifested their wings, picked up the wizard, and flew just above head height.
The wizard, shouting "Don't worry, I am not being kidnapped. This is consensual"
February 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Played #dnd
The party was stuck in a crowd, and strength checks to shove our way past were not working. So my character manifested their wings, picked up the wizard, and flew just above head height.
The wizard, shouting "Don't worry, I am not being kidnapped. This is consensual"
The party was stuck in a crowd, and strength checks to shove our way past were not working. So my character manifested their wings, picked up the wizard, and flew just above head height.
The wizard, shouting "Don't worry, I am not being kidnapped. This is consensual"