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Wolfie Rankin
@wolfierankin.bsky.social
The Werewolf of Melbourne.

With Jasmine, my Malamute, and Jo, my black cat.
The photo is of Jette, who is missed.

Original #AHWW Were/Therian.
Former Admin ABC Island, Second Life.
Ex Radio DJ.

Melbourne, Australia.
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The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Under their new hate speech laws Queensland will also be banning John Farnham’s Two Strong Hearts.
Queensland moves to ban pro-Palestine slogan ‘from the river to the sea’ under sweeping new hate speech laws
Laws to be introduced this week include up to two years in prison for distributing, displaying or reciting prohibited phrases to harass or offend
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February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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being a child is believing adults who say that Super Bowl commercials are good. Growing up is realizing that they’re just as ass as other commercials
February 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
My Mandarin tree arrived, but was snapped in half.

Bugger!

I've contacted the seller, but think I can fix it with grafting tape.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Bad Bunny?

Never heard of him or his music, I doubt I'd like it, you know my tastes.

But I hear he's on our side, and that's good enough for me.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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ASH needs REPOSTS 4 an E coast foster wholl save him from @nycacc.bsky.social a DEATH CAMP 4 DOGS, wholl slaughter this baby.

Vet, travel, food, training, PD BY RESCUE‼️

NO EXPENSES 4 YOU‼️

🙏REPOST🙏

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@mayor.nyc.gov
@governor.ny.gov

BAN KILL SHELTERS
This doll baby needs saving, again. Please adopt, foster, or repost. 🙏🏼🐾
ASH IS URGENT 🚨! He was reclaimed yesterday.

Today this little sweet puppy was found dumped on the streets and back at #nycacc look he’s URGENT AS FUCK! I need an EAST COAST FOSTER NOW! DM me- transport/vet/training provided! Pls begging 4reshares! #dogsofbluesky Hes a PUPPY! URGENT 🚨
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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《Rubbish bins》

I am a two-time Walkley-winning IMMIGRANT cartoonist, and this is my cartoon on @PaulineHansonOz.

published with @theage today
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Have you ever suspected that lemons evolved to do this?
I just bit a lemon and it squirted in my eye.
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Reminder that Steve Buscemi, National Treasure, used to be a firefighter, and when 9-11 happened, he pulled 12 hour volunteer shifts with his old ladder. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

In case you want to know the first thing I remember about him. :)
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Eddie Van Halen was 12 years old in 1967. During this time, he was photographed with his mother, Eugenia, and his first guitar, marking the beginning of his journey into mastering the instrument. He was born on January 26, 1955, making him 12 for most of 1967.
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Yesterday I watched an episode of He-Man and The Masters of the Universe for the first time. I've never been into super heroes, I always watched funny cartoons instead.

So this is the first appearance of She-Ra, she transforms and runs from the evil bloke's castle...

and then...
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
But, where do you get custard which isn't vanilla?
Cooking a 1748 Dessert: Orange Fool from Hannah Glasse
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February 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Mini Mandarins which can happily live in a pot.

Citrus Men make poor videos, but they grow great trees.
🍊 Sugar Bubba – The Sweetest Mandarin, Ready to Grow! 🍊
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February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Baby Llama Follows Woman Everywhere Like She’s His Mom
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February 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Once you'd sign up and get four e-mail addresses and a place to park your website.
I was on Internode for years, but bailed once they dropped those services.
Big Telco Losing Customers? | Dirt Report
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February 8, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I haven't had an actual feed tonight, though I've had some fruit.

I feel like cheese and tomato jaffles, at nearly 11pm on a humid night.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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Tin foil hate mode; I would not be shocked to learn if a lot of the Starfleet Academy hate is astroturfed by someone like Elon Musk paying for bots to scrape social media and YouTube to promote the hate, cause it artificially high numbers on so much shit.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Dad used to say "Things are crook in Tallarook."

There was more, but I forgot it.

Where did it come from?
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I have been feeling so much better lately, and the walks have really helped.
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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"Walk into any Coles outlet today and you’re not just buying milk. You’re feeding a surveillance machine processing 10 billion rows of data through Peter Thiel’s Palantir Technologies, a versatile crew that also helps ICE hunt undocumented immigrants"

#auspol
CAUGHT IN THE CRUNCH: The Surveillance State Comes to Your Local Supermarket
Walk into any Coles outlet today and you’re not just buying milk. You’re feeding a surveillance machine processing 10 billion rows of data through Peter Thiel’s Palantir Technolog…
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February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
We've been out walking.

There's a few lightning flashes, but otherwise not a bad night.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 AM
CARA CARA ORANGE TASTE and REVIEW
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February 8, 2026 at 9:42 AM