The currently oldest known Randall Ascot
@therandallestascot.bsky.social
Sorry about trying to destroy the city guys!! My bad (parody account)
What's going on?! Why can't I take this off??!
May 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What's going on?! Why can't I take this off??!
Well. The house is a bit of a mess.
May 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well. The house is a bit of a mess.
Help????
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Help????
@angelaledore.bsky.social can we get one please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please plea
April 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@angelaledore.bsky.social can we get one please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please plea
(Why can't I move my eyes. Why can't I move my mouth. Is this an internal dialogue? I can't see the end of the horizon— HATSUNE MIKU?!?!??!!!)
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
(Why can't I move my eyes. Why can't I move my mouth. Is this an internal dialogue? I can't see the end of the horizon— HATSUNE MIKU?!?!??!!!)
Hihihihi
There is something amusing about the fact that I took time off from work to commemorate April fools' day, but did not do the same for Easter...
...Though certainly others did. For much of yesterday I heard people rummaging around the Inn for eggs.
(Who hid them, I wonder? It certainly wasn't me.)
...Though certainly others did. For much of yesterday I heard people rummaging around the Inn for eggs.
(Who hid them, I wonder? It certainly wasn't me.)
April 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hihihihi
[Randall marches his way up to the door of Château Dalston without a second thought.]
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
Hey Dalston! Open up, let me talk to you!
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
Hey Dalston! Open up, let me talk to you!
April 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
[Randall marches his way up to the door of Château Dalston without a second thought.]
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
Hey Dalston! Open up, let me talk to you!
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
Hey Dalston! Open up, let me talk to you!
I think I should probably have disinfected that bite actually
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I think I should probably have disinfected that bite actually
Why are all the clocks different everywhere I go????
April 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why are all the clocks different everywhere I go????
Google, where to buy pride flag saying "I told you so"
March 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Google, where to buy pride flag saying "I told you so"
I'm awak
March 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm awak
Me when I lie
Gay, Bi– whatever— you know what I mean. Part of the rainbow trifecta or something like that.
I'm not any of those things.
I'm not any of those things.
March 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me when I lie
That is NOT MEEEE
Okay why the fuck is Ascot back in his old costume
Gmorning. Perfect timing, you woke up just in time for the grand finale.
March 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That is NOT MEEEE
HERSHEL MY POOJIE BEAR SAY SOMETHING. ARE YOU GOOD
(He can hardly bring himself to open his eyes.)
Has… medical attention arrived yet?
Has… medical attention arrived yet?
March 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
HERSHEL MY POOJIE BEAR SAY SOMETHING. ARE YOU GOOD
Dear Henry,
I was informed that Hershel was in the hospital so I'm going to visit him as I'm sure you'll understand.
In the event that I'm not here when you wake up, I've left you this note.
If i'm already back you can flush it, though. Lmao
-Love, Randall
I was informed that Hershel was in the hospital so I'm going to visit him as I'm sure you'll understand.
In the event that I'm not here when you wake up, I've left you this note.
If i'm already back you can flush it, though. Lmao
-Love, Randall
March 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dear Henry,
I was informed that Hershel was in the hospital so I'm going to visit him as I'm sure you'll understand.
In the event that I'm not here when you wake up, I've left you this note.
If i'm already back you can flush it, though. Lmao
-Love, Randall
I was informed that Hershel was in the hospital so I'm going to visit him as I'm sure you'll understand.
In the event that I'm not here when you wake up, I've left you this note.
If i'm already back you can flush it, though. Lmao
-Love, Randall
Okay this is just getting ridiculous now. How many mes even are there?
March 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Okay this is just getting ridiculous now. How many mes even are there?
[There's a lot of arguing from outside the door.]
March 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
[There's a lot of arguing from outside the door.]
ANGELA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
I'm on my way over
March 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
ANGELA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
OOC//it's late as heck for me so I'm gonna hit the hay won't be able to reply
February 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
OOC//it's late as heck for me so I'm gonna hit the hay won't be able to reply
I'M HERE WHERE'S THE LITTLE CLONE AT
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'M HERE WHERE'S THE LITTLE CLONE AT
....
*sigh*
*sigh*
February 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
....
*sigh*
*sigh*
I can't find Angela??
February 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I can't find Angela??
I'm burning through the few ice packs we have pretty quickly. Mental note to write it down for later
February 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm burning through the few ice packs we have pretty quickly. Mental note to write it down for later
Why the fuck is my seven year old self on here. Dude you're not even old enough to be on the internet
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why the fuck is my seven year old self on here. Dude you're not even old enough to be on the internet