Dr. Clark Triton
@clarktriton.bsky.social
Archeologist, (former) mayor of Misthallery and loving husband to my wife Brenda. Proud father of my son, Luke Triton
DESCOLE IF YOU SEE THIS IT IS ON SIGHT
(Parody account)
DESCOLE IF YOU SEE THIS IT IS ON SIGHT
(Parody account)
I'm straight up Clarking it
October 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm straight up Clarking it
@apprenticenumber1.bsky.social
@unnamedgentleman.bsky.social
Chirrp...
[Well, we made it back in one piece...]
@unnamedgentleman.bsky.social
Chirrp...
[Well, we made it back in one piece...]
May 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@apprenticenumber1.bsky.social
@unnamedgentleman.bsky.social
Chirrp...
[Well, we made it back in one piece...]
@unnamedgentleman.bsky.social
Chirrp...
[Well, we made it back in one piece...]
@brendatriton.bsky.social it's time. Get the bags.
April 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@brendatriton.bsky.social it's time. Get the bags.
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no
April 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no
@brendatriton.bsky.social
I, ah. Uhm. I got you these.
I, ah. Uhm. I got you these.
April 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@brendatriton.bsky.social
I, ah. Uhm. I got you these.
I, ah. Uhm. I got you these.
...
I'm probably sleeping on the couch, aren't I.
I'm probably sleeping on the couch, aren't I.
April 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
...
I'm probably sleeping on the couch, aren't I.
I'm probably sleeping on the couch, aren't I.
April 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh uh oh uh oh.
*sweating in archeologist*
*sweating in archeologist*
April 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh uh oh uh oh.
*sweating in archeologist*
*sweating in archeologist*
I heard screaming... What's wrong?
(pushes her away from puzzlette, falls onto the floor like that)
...!
(gets up quickly and starts running again)
CLARK!! UWAAAAH!!
...!
(gets up quickly and starts running again)
CLARK!! UWAAAAH!!
March 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I heard screaming... What's wrong?
Hey honey. Quick question. Would you be mad if I said we have more than just one child now?
Apparently the hotel was actually called hotel maurice! And I have to say it's really lovely. Especially the interior decorating.
March 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey honey. Quick question. Would you be mad if I said we have more than just one child now?
With Brenda in Monte D'or and Luke out of the house at the moment...
Maybe I can finally get to cleaning out the garage.
Maybe I can finally get to cleaning out the garage.
March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
With Brenda in Monte D'or and Luke out of the house at the moment...
Maybe I can finally get to cleaning out the garage.
Maybe I can finally get to cleaning out the garage.
Sometimes I wonder if it was all just a dream
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sometimes I wonder if it was all just a dream
Reposted by Dr. Clark Triton
In light of recent developments, Clark and i just want to announce our absolute support for any of you just now discovering your identity! You're 100% valid and loved <3 #pride #loveislove
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In light of recent developments, Clark and i just want to announce our absolute support for any of you just now discovering your identity! You're 100% valid and loved <3 #pride #loveislove
I had to walk past so many dead fish on my daily stroll past the thames. Who would do this
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I had to walk past so many dead fish on my daily stroll past the thames. Who would do this
I just looked out of my window. WHAT on earth happened last night?
March 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I just looked out of my window. WHAT on earth happened last night?
Reposted by Dr. Clark Triton
There was a mcdonalds nearby. And I made sure to get chicken nuggets, at least
March 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
There was a mcdonalds nearby. And I made sure to get chicken nuggets, at least
I'm going to kill a man
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm going to kill a man
So Brenda landed a while ago and immediately had to be treated for a serious form of food poisoning... thankfully she's fine, she's just been asleep.
March 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So Brenda landed a while ago and immediately had to be treated for a serious form of food poisoning... thankfully she's fine, she's just been asleep.
So
Brenda has been away for longer than planned. it's not unusual for her to extend trips but usually she'd call me first..
...
No, I'm overthinking it, surely.
Brenda has been away for longer than planned. it's not unusual for her to extend trips but usually she'd call me first..
...
No, I'm overthinking it, surely.
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So
Brenda has been away for longer than planned. it's not unusual for her to extend trips but usually she'd call me first..
...
No, I'm overthinking it, surely.
Brenda has been away for longer than planned. it's not unusual for her to extend trips but usually she'd call me first..
...
No, I'm overthinking it, surely.
If the weather stays like this, I think I'll go out fishing in a bit.
February 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If the weather stays like this, I think I'll go out fishing in a bit.