Dr. Clark Triton
@clarktriton.bsky.social
Archeologist, (former) mayor of Misthallery and loving husband to my wife Brenda. Proud father of my son, Luke Triton
DESCOLE IF YOU SEE THIS IT IS ON SIGHT
(Parody account)
DESCOLE IF YOU SEE THIS IT IS ON SIGHT
(Parody account)
[When a child from another reality was stranded in ours without any family to speak of. I'll explain on the way, the car's outside.]
May 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
[When a child from another reality was stranded in ours without any family to speak of. I'll explain on the way, the car's outside.]
[Your mom and I and your new sister– long story— have been fine, but we have to get back to Monte D'or quickly to pick them up so we can get the hell out of there. Do you have everything?]
May 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[Your mom and I and your new sister– long story— have been fine, but we have to get back to Monte D'or quickly to pick them up so we can get the hell out of there. Do you have everything?]
(He immediately goes in for the hug.)
Kraaa–kraaaa!
[You're alright! Oh thank god!]
Kraaa–kraaaa!
[You're alright! Oh thank god!]
May 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
(He immediately goes in for the hug.)
Kraaa–kraaaa!
[You're alright! Oh thank god!]
Kraaa–kraaaa!
[You're alright! Oh thank god!]
Grrowlll...
[Right, he wouldn't understand me... sorry Hershel, but I'm in a hurry.]
(He pulls the man with him by the arm.)
[Right, he wouldn't understand me... sorry Hershel, but I'm in a hurry.]
(He pulls the man with him by the arm.)
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Grrowlll...
[Right, he wouldn't understand me... sorry Hershel, but I'm in a hurry.]
(He pulls the man with him by the arm.)
[Right, he wouldn't understand me... sorry Hershel, but I'm in a hurry.]
(He pulls the man with him by the arm.)
Mrowww!
[Hershel, thank god! Where's Luke?]
[Hershel, thank god! Where's Luke?]
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mrowww!
[Hershel, thank god! Where's Luke?]
[Hershel, thank god! Where's Luke?]
(He smiles and gets in the car.)
May 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
(He smiles and gets in the car.)
Mrrrrp.
[I love you too.]
[I love you too.]
May 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Mrrrrp.
[I love you too.]
[I love you too.]
Squeak.
[I think so.]
[I think so.]
May 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Squeak.
[I think so.]
[I think so.]
Peep, squeak!
[Alright, I'm on my way!]
[Alright, I'm on my way!]
May 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Peep, squeak!
[Alright, I'm on my way!]
[Alright, I'm on my way!]
Squaaa-haaawrk. Squaark wakwaark?
[this is going to be difficult to explain to your mother. Should I still come pick you up?]
[this is going to be difficult to explain to your mother. Should I still come pick you up?]
May 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Squaaa-haaawrk. Squaark wakwaark?
[this is going to be difficult to explain to your mother. Should I still come pick you up?]
[this is going to be difficult to explain to your mother. Should I still come pick you up?]
Meowwww...
[That's good I suppose...]
[That's good I suppose...]
May 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Meowwww...
[That's good I suppose...]
[That's good I suppose...]
Tweet tweet?
[Luke? Why can't I speak normally?]
[Luke? Why can't I speak normally?]
May 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tweet tweet?
[Luke? Why can't I speak normally?]
[Luke? Why can't I speak normally?]
Ah.. yes, I think I might know the Hershel of which you speak.
Where are you right now? I'll come to pick you up. Your mother and I are in Monte D'or for the moment– it's difficult to explain.
Where are you right now? I'll come to pick you up. Your mother and I are in Monte D'or for the moment– it's difficult to explain.
May 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ah.. yes, I think I might know the Hershel of which you speak.
Where are you right now? I'll come to pick you up. Your mother and I are in Monte D'or for the moment– it's difficult to explain.
Where are you right now? I'll come to pick you up. Your mother and I are in Monte D'or for the moment– it's difficult to explain.
{...!}
There... was?
Luke, what was wrong with him, exactly? Was he hurt?
There... was?
Luke, what was wrong with him, exactly? Was he hurt?
May 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
{...!}
There... was?
Luke, what was wrong with him, exactly? Was he hurt?
There... was?
Luke, what was wrong with him, exactly? Was he hurt?
Luke! I thought you were with Hershel— are you alright?
May 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Luke! I thought you were with Hershel— are you alright?
Yes, it's quite enchanting. Very different from the night sky in London.
May 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yes, it's quite enchanting. Very different from the night sky in London.
It's a little crowded for my taste, but I can certainly appreciate the scenery and atmosphere.
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's a little crowded for my taste, but I can certainly appreciate the scenery and atmosphere.
It'll be a little while before we get there, my dear.
Did you bring anything with you to pass the time?
Did you bring anything with you to pass the time?
April 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It'll be a little while before we get there, my dear.
Did you bring anything with you to pass the time?
Did you bring anything with you to pass the time?
Alright..!
Everyone fasten your seatbelts.
Monte D'or, here we come.
Everyone fasten your seatbelts.
Monte D'or, here we come.
April 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Alright..!
Everyone fasten your seatbelts.
Monte D'or, here we come.
Everyone fasten your seatbelts.
Monte D'or, here we come.
Ha ha, good job.
(Hopefully everything will fit in the car...)
Let's go then, shall we?
(Hopefully everything will fit in the car...)
Let's go then, shall we?
April 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ha ha, good job.
(Hopefully everything will fit in the car...)
Let's go then, shall we?
(Hopefully everything will fit in the car...)
Let's go then, shall we?