Dr. Clark Triton
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Dr. Clark Triton
@clarktriton.bsky.social
Archeologist, (former) mayor of Misthallery and loving husband to my wife Brenda. Proud father of my son, Luke Triton

DESCOLE IF YOU SEE THIS IT IS ON SIGHT
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Chirrp...
[Well, we made it back in one piece...]
May 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no
April 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Doesn't it look good?
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@brendatriton.bsky.social
I, ah. Uhm. I got you these.
April 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh uh oh uh oh.

*sweating in archeologist*
April 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
March 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There was a mcdonalds nearby. And I made sure to get chicken nuggets, at least
March 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So Brenda landed a while ago and immediately had to be treated for a serious form of food poisoning... thankfully she's fine, she's just been asleep.
March 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Oh! Hello there, friend. How did you get in here...?
...
Try not to let the nurses see you.
February 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm starting to think all the people who've compared me to honest abe in the past might have a point. Hm
February 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Already on it.
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I support you!! So proud of my bisexual wife
February 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM