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Rich people really succeeded in engineering an economy where they get to make endless money without having to hire anybody. Crazy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Rich people really succeeded in engineering an economy where they get to make endless money without having to hire anybody. Crazy.
I am admittedly kind of curious to see how AOC would do in a presidential election in Florida. Conventional wisdom is (understandably) that she would do poorly in South Florida because she's a socialist, but I think people underestimate the value of being a Spanish-speaker.
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am admittedly kind of curious to see how AOC would do in a presidential election in Florida. Conventional wisdom is (understandably) that she would do poorly in South Florida because she's a socialist, but I think people underestimate the value of being a Spanish-speaker.
The disconnect between the professed political values of Cuban-Americans in Miami and their actual lifestyle is palpable.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The disconnect between the professed political values of Cuban-Americans in Miami and their actual lifestyle is palpable.
Looking at Pew Research's social media survey. Twitter use really has declined a lot among young people in a short amount of time (2023 vs 2025)
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Looking at Pew Research's social media survey. Twitter use really has declined a lot among young people in a short amount of time (2023 vs 2025)
Why do I even bother checking this app?
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why do I even bother checking this app?
I always lose followers whenever I post anything about my life... I get it
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I always lose followers whenever I post anything about my life... I get it
Final prediction for TN-07: Van Epps +5-7. It'll be a truly embarrassing performance for the GOP, but the district is ultimately way too red for a Democrat to pull off an upset, even though I think the candidate is great.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Final prediction for TN-07: Van Epps +5-7. It'll be a truly embarrassing performance for the GOP, but the district is ultimately way too red for a Democrat to pull off an upset, even though I think the candidate is great.
I used to think I wasn't bad looking until I tried using hinge and was greeted with this message every day for two months...
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I used to think I wasn't bad looking until I tried using hinge and was greeted with this message every day for two months...
President Trump, sir, you're doing an amazing job and the people love you.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
President Trump, sir, you're doing an amazing job and the people love you.
Yeah uh, doesn't seem like Winsome Earle-Sears is going to win.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yeah uh, doesn't seem like Winsome Earle-Sears is going to win.
If I could only eat one genre of food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be Syrian.
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If I could only eat one genre of food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be Syrian.
I gave 'going out' a perfectly fair shake twice now and I hated it both times. Sorry, but it's not for me, and if I have to go to a bar to meet a woman then I will just accept solitude forever.
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I gave 'going out' a perfectly fair shake twice now and I hated it both times. Sorry, but it's not for me, and if I have to go to a bar to meet a woman then I will just accept solitude forever.
Wanting tamales and getting tamales >>>>
September 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wanting tamales and getting tamales >>>>
Very few lol
Britain is now one of very few countries where Gen Z are firmly left-of-centre
September 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Very few lol
This guy is only 37???
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This guy is only 37???
It's honestly insane how much what you do in high school matters. I'm still dealing with the consequences of the bad decisions I made when I was 14-17 years old.
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's honestly insane how much what you do in high school matters. I'm still dealing with the consequences of the bad decisions I made when I was 14-17 years old.
The Trump admin's justification for terrorizing Kilmar Abrego-Garcia are infuriating. Oh, he was an abusive husband a few years ago. Doesn't that qualify him to be Secretary of Defense?
August 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Trump admin's justification for terrorizing Kilmar Abrego-Garcia are infuriating. Oh, he was an abusive husband a few years ago. Doesn't that qualify him to be Secretary of Defense?
Puff main cope about the Marth matchup is reaching new heights, I see
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Puff main cope about the Marth matchup is reaching new heights, I see
Liberals are getting very comfortable racistly generalizing Latinos now. Not a huge fan.
August 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Liberals are getting very comfortable racistly generalizing Latinos now. Not a huge fan.
I am now 24 years old!
August 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I am now 24 years old!
Voter validated data from CES just came out, and it turns out that Gen Z white men actually moved *left* from 2020-2024.
August 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Voter validated data from CES just came out, and it turns out that Gen Z white men actually moved *left* from 2020-2024.
I feel like I got psyopped about zoomers not going out. I just went coworker bowling and every other alley was occupied by college kids or high schoolers.
August 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I feel like I got psyopped about zoomers not going out. I just went coworker bowling and every other alley was occupied by college kids or high schoolers.
They're calling it the perfect boomer comment. (About Zain Naghmi in his WaPo profile)
August 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They're calling it the perfect boomer comment. (About Zain Naghmi in his WaPo profile)
I turn 24 in a week
an animated cartoon of an elderly man using a walker .
ALT: an animated cartoon of an elderly man using a walker .
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August 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I turn 24 in a week
The high-quality evidence that we have suggests that the "manosphere" (incels, bro podcasters etc.) are not making young men more conservative, but rather are tapping into the already existing pool of conservative men that every generation has and making them more insane.
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The high-quality evidence that we have suggests that the "manosphere" (incels, bro podcasters etc.) are not making young men more conservative, but rather are tapping into the already existing pool of conservative men that every generation has and making them more insane.