Isreal-ly A Makeni Neko
@therealisreal.bsky.social
Done a lot of things and put a lot of gold in every coffer but my own....until now ✌🏽
Also some people are just really dumb AF whether they mean to be or not.
Also some people are just really dumb AF whether they mean to be or not.
Gonna be real interesting when my kids find out that you can't stir up shit that has real world consequences and be rewarded.
These dumb MFs think they're getting a whole Christmas 😆
These dumb MFs think they're getting a whole Christmas 😆
December 15, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Gonna be real interesting when my kids find out that you can't stir up shit that has real world consequences and be rewarded.
These dumb MFs think they're getting a whole Christmas 😆
These dumb MFs think they're getting a whole Christmas 😆
Concerned about my oldest's current crackheaded trajectory after being asked to let him hold a TV 😩
December 10, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Concerned about my oldest's current crackheaded trajectory after being asked to let him hold a TV 😩
If you ever wonder why education is in the state it is:
I just heard that the person who runs a classroom in place of a teacher thinks you have to convert 170 cm from Spanish to English 🤦🏽♂️
I just heard that the person who runs a classroom in place of a teacher thinks you have to convert 170 cm from Spanish to English 🤦🏽♂️
December 3, 2024 at 5:30 PM
If you ever wonder why education is in the state it is:
I just heard that the person who runs a classroom in place of a teacher thinks you have to convert 170 cm from Spanish to English 🤦🏽♂️
I just heard that the person who runs a classroom in place of a teacher thinks you have to convert 170 cm from Spanish to English 🤦🏽♂️
Me: there will be no leftovers other than Mac and cheese.
Also me after dumping out a whole Tupperware of duck and reevaluating my life choices:
Also me after dumping out a whole Tupperware of duck and reevaluating my life choices:
a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
ALT: a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
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November 29, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Me: there will be no leftovers other than Mac and cheese.
Also me after dumping out a whole Tupperware of duck and reevaluating my life choices:
Also me after dumping out a whole Tupperware of duck and reevaluating my life choices:
When Friday is on a Tuesday everything goes to shit.
November 26, 2024 at 2:21 PM
When Friday is on a Tuesday everything goes to shit.
Everyone represses things for their own mental health but I'm just going to remind you of the single shittiest aspect of a Trump presidency that you all have repressed so you can prepare.
The.
Goddamn.
Robocalls.
The.
Goddamn.
Robocalls.
November 8, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Everyone represses things for their own mental health but I'm just going to remind you of the single shittiest aspect of a Trump presidency that you all have repressed so you can prepare.
The.
Goddamn.
Robocalls.
The.
Goddamn.
Robocalls.
Living somewhere long enough to know why that one telephone pole is crooked ain't so bad.
October 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Living somewhere long enough to know why that one telephone pole is crooked ain't so bad.
Been asked before why I would support a mayor who appeased racists. And I think about that often.
It wasn't asked in good faith BUT most bad faith people take what's happening with real situations to be shitty.
And so it winds up being a legitimate question.
It wasn't asked in good faith BUT most bad faith people take what's happening with real situations to be shitty.
And so it winds up being a legitimate question.
October 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Been asked before why I would support a mayor who appeased racists. And I think about that often.
It wasn't asked in good faith BUT most bad faith people take what's happening with real situations to be shitty.
And so it winds up being a legitimate question.
It wasn't asked in good faith BUT most bad faith people take what's happening with real situations to be shitty.
And so it winds up being a legitimate question.
The entitlement of old white people is wild.
We want to put 3 dogs in a room but we expect not to be charged extra because they are all service animals.
Lady I don't care if all 3 of those dogs speak 7 languages and serve as UN translators on the weekend, that shit ain't happening 😩
We want to put 3 dogs in a room but we expect not to be charged extra because they are all service animals.
Lady I don't care if all 3 of those dogs speak 7 languages and serve as UN translators on the weekend, that shit ain't happening 😩
October 26, 2024 at 10:04 PM
The entitlement of old white people is wild.
We want to put 3 dogs in a room but we expect not to be charged extra because they are all service animals.
Lady I don't care if all 3 of those dogs speak 7 languages and serve as UN translators on the weekend, that shit ain't happening 😩
We want to put 3 dogs in a room but we expect not to be charged extra because they are all service animals.
Lady I don't care if all 3 of those dogs speak 7 languages and serve as UN translators on the weekend, that shit ain't happening 😩
Did people finally figure out Musk's armpit is designed to fuck you over in favor of grifting racists or nah 🤨
October 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Did people finally figure out Musk's armpit is designed to fuck you over in favor of grifting racists or nah 🤨
High School finance class is always thrown out there like it's showing kids how to be responsible with money but really it's just how to make them aspire to be wealthy through investments while pretending that they too will have an unrealistic amount of money available to play around with.
October 25, 2024 at 3:02 PM
High School finance class is always thrown out there like it's showing kids how to be responsible with money but really it's just how to make them aspire to be wealthy through investments while pretending that they too will have an unrealistic amount of money available to play around with.
TFW: you've matured enough in your craft you can just chill and like drink beer while making cool shit.
Yess GIF
ALT: Yess GIF
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June 15, 2024 at 4:07 AM
TFW: you've matured enough in your craft you can just chill and like drink beer while making cool shit.
Nobody:
Me: celebrates a giant piece of shit getting ousted in little ole Maine 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: celebrates a giant piece of shit getting ousted in little ole Maine 😂😂😂😂😂
June 12, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Nobody:
Me: celebrates a giant piece of shit getting ousted in little ole Maine 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: celebrates a giant piece of shit getting ousted in little ole Maine 😂😂😂😂😂
My roommate is white boy wasted off white claws and...just...what?
How are you this fucking hammered off 5% seltzers...on the Lord's day 😭
How are you this fucking hammered off 5% seltzers...on the Lord's day 😭
June 3, 2024 at 2:45 AM
My roommate is white boy wasted off white claws and...just...what?
How are you this fucking hammered off 5% seltzers...on the Lord's day 😭
How are you this fucking hammered off 5% seltzers...on the Lord's day 😭
This part of the year always starts with me being like FUCKKKK! ALL THESE BILLS AND SHIT!!!
And then the checks hit I'm like how am I fucking off for a bit and treating myself 🧐
...Until the next season hits and I'm like "FUCKKKK! ALL THESE HOLIDAYS AND BIRTHDAYS AND SHIT!!!"
And then the checks hit I'm like how am I fucking off for a bit and treating myself 🧐
...Until the next season hits and I'm like "FUCKKKK! ALL THESE HOLIDAYS AND BIRTHDAYS AND SHIT!!!"
May 31, 2024 at 7:49 PM
This part of the year always starts with me being like FUCKKKK! ALL THESE BILLS AND SHIT!!!
And then the checks hit I'm like how am I fucking off for a bit and treating myself 🧐
...Until the next season hits and I'm like "FUCKKKK! ALL THESE HOLIDAYS AND BIRTHDAYS AND SHIT!!!"
And then the checks hit I'm like how am I fucking off for a bit and treating myself 🧐
...Until the next season hits and I'm like "FUCKKKK! ALL THESE HOLIDAYS AND BIRTHDAYS AND SHIT!!!"
The most amazing feature about my house is that you get terrible cell reception *HOWEVER* if the Internet is out for any reason. The one place you are guaranteed to get cell reception is on the toilet.
What miracle of design caused this? 😩
What miracle of design caused this? 😩
May 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The most amazing feature about my house is that you get terrible cell reception *HOWEVER* if the Internet is out for any reason. The one place you are guaranteed to get cell reception is on the toilet.
What miracle of design caused this? 😩
What miracle of design caused this? 😩
Loving the soft launch of my roommate moving out passive aggressively as possible.
First doing fuck all around the house making everyone else have to do more bc they still live here before "forgetting" to pay the 1 bill they have.
Up next, "oh I was barely there this month so I'm not paying rent."
First doing fuck all around the house making everyone else have to do more bc they still live here before "forgetting" to pay the 1 bill they have.
Up next, "oh I was barely there this month so I'm not paying rent."
May 29, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Loving the soft launch of my roommate moving out passive aggressively as possible.
First doing fuck all around the house making everyone else have to do more bc they still live here before "forgetting" to pay the 1 bill they have.
Up next, "oh I was barely there this month so I'm not paying rent."
First doing fuck all around the house making everyone else have to do more bc they still live here before "forgetting" to pay the 1 bill they have.
Up next, "oh I was barely there this month so I'm not paying rent."
Tf you mean I'm in my 30s?
I'm "got grey hairs and spend my off time doing mundane shit as an excuse to have my drink/joint in my hand for a few hrs while I enjoy nature and contemplating the end of life" yrs old.
My kids can worry about being young and adventurous. I got concrete wants and shit.
I'm "got grey hairs and spend my off time doing mundane shit as an excuse to have my drink/joint in my hand for a few hrs while I enjoy nature and contemplating the end of life" yrs old.
My kids can worry about being young and adventurous. I got concrete wants and shit.
May 26, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Tf you mean I'm in my 30s?
I'm "got grey hairs and spend my off time doing mundane shit as an excuse to have my drink/joint in my hand for a few hrs while I enjoy nature and contemplating the end of life" yrs old.
My kids can worry about being young and adventurous. I got concrete wants and shit.
I'm "got grey hairs and spend my off time doing mundane shit as an excuse to have my drink/joint in my hand for a few hrs while I enjoy nature and contemplating the end of life" yrs old.
My kids can worry about being young and adventurous. I got concrete wants and shit.
Wow. Idk how you don't understand story telling enough to be too stupid to know this is true only if you watch the first episode.
I guess people love to be dumb.
I guess people love to be dumb.
An evangelical acquaintance posted this on fb and that sure is an interpretation.
May 25, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Wow. Idk how you don't understand story telling enough to be too stupid to know this is true only if you watch the first episode.
I guess people love to be dumb.
I guess people love to be dumb.
Hear me out.
We all collectively agree to disagree with punching you for racial slurs but we reserve the right to punch you for misappropriating MLK, Malcolm X and A. Philip Randolph (who you are now required to speak about on select holidays and celebrations as well).
We all collectively agree to disagree with punching you for racial slurs but we reserve the right to punch you for misappropriating MLK, Malcolm X and A. Philip Randolph (who you are now required to speak about on select holidays and celebrations as well).
Dave Chappelle Racial Draft GIF
ALT: Dave Chappelle Racial Draft GIF
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May 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Hear me out.
We all collectively agree to disagree with punching you for racial slurs but we reserve the right to punch you for misappropriating MLK, Malcolm X and A. Philip Randolph (who you are now required to speak about on select holidays and celebrations as well).
We all collectively agree to disagree with punching you for racial slurs but we reserve the right to punch you for misappropriating MLK, Malcolm X and A. Philip Randolph (who you are now required to speak about on select holidays and celebrations as well).
Unsolicited Slick Rick pic
May 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Unsolicited Slick Rick pic
I will never understand grown MFs who respond to conflict or personal problems with passive aggression.
MF I'm 34, I got two jobs and 3 kids. If you don't make this shit a bulleted list already I'm just going to assume you don't have that much of a problem 😩
MF I'm 34, I got two jobs and 3 kids. If you don't make this shit a bulleted list already I'm just going to assume you don't have that much of a problem 😩
May 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I will never understand grown MFs who respond to conflict or personal problems with passive aggression.
MF I'm 34, I got two jobs and 3 kids. If you don't make this shit a bulleted list already I'm just going to assume you don't have that much of a problem 😩
MF I'm 34, I got two jobs and 3 kids. If you don't make this shit a bulleted list already I'm just going to assume you don't have that much of a problem 😩
Met new neighbors. Cool ass Jamaican folk.
However also found out an island person calling me white is a fucking red line. Never experienced that in my life and that was almost a problem. I ain't go through the shit I have in my life for that shit.
Miss me with that.
However also found out an island person calling me white is a fucking red line. Never experienced that in my life and that was almost a problem. I ain't go through the shit I have in my life for that shit.
Miss me with that.
May 19, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Met new neighbors. Cool ass Jamaican folk.
However also found out an island person calling me white is a fucking red line. Never experienced that in my life and that was almost a problem. I ain't go through the shit I have in my life for that shit.
Miss me with that.
However also found out an island person calling me white is a fucking red line. Never experienced that in my life and that was almost a problem. I ain't go through the shit I have in my life for that shit.
Miss me with that.
First post in forever and I just want to say:
CMP can sharehold this dick.
CMP can sharehold this dick.
March 5, 2024 at 4:43 PM
First post in forever and I just want to say:
CMP can sharehold this dick.
CMP can sharehold this dick.
Crooked poles that carry heat
Sturdy back but weary knees
Form ribs of forever streets
Because however back these are our streets
People don't understand our needs
But that's how it is where it's supposed to be
Sturdy back but weary knees
Form ribs of forever streets
Because however back these are our streets
People don't understand our needs
But that's how it is where it's supposed to be
December 23, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Crooked poles that carry heat
Sturdy back but weary knees
Form ribs of forever streets
Because however back these are our streets
People don't understand our needs
But that's how it is where it's supposed to be
Sturdy back but weary knees
Form ribs of forever streets
Because however back these are our streets
People don't understand our needs
But that's how it is where it's supposed to be