That happened to me with a $55 food order, and MarleySpoon refused to refund me. They told me to contact the carrier (who they chose!), and (surprise, surprise) the carrier never responded. So Martha Stewart can eat shit 😂

MIDLIFE TOASTER! Honestly, buying something high quality for yourself every once in awhile is 100% necessary. It’ll probably outlive all of us 😂

I saw a cool toaster on a cooking show, looked it up, and it was FOUR HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS. I’m like…someone buys a $495 toaster, I’m trying to figure out how to come up with $495 for a new teeth night guard. We do not live on the same planet 😂

It was a fine mix of people slamming on their brakes because they saw a sign a mile away and assholes trying to bully their way around everyone to get 3 cars closer to the red light.

I just had to drive through an intersection with very clearly marked lane closed/merge signs, I feel you 😂

one of worst parts of parenting is also getting punished for your kids mistakes 😂

growing up, my mom made jam and my friend Megan would come over and make that, with like an inch of my mom’s jam in each layer 😂