Ryan Ritter
@therealritter.bsky.social
just havin’ a good time. Please keep sending me pictures of garfield. I blog (mostly) about movies for fun: https://www.crittical-analysis.com
God when the Kings refuse to tank:
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
God when the Kings refuse to tank:
Vaxxed?
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Vaxxed?
Pete Davidson funniest thing ever etc etc
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, TMZ reports
Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Separated, Keith's Decision
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pete Davidson funniest thing ever etc etc
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
Luka-trade ass move, lol
Rolling Stone fired Alan Sepinwall, Status’ Oliver Darcy reports. That’s probably the end of my subscription.
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Luka-trade ass move, lol
lmfao
Mr. Beast appears in a new promo for ‘TRON: ARES’
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
lmfao
checking out some YouTube shorts
August 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
checking out some YouTube shorts
Been working through the Bond filmography this summer. Reached MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN tonight and my jaw literally dropped at the return of J.W. Pepper.
August 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Been working through the Bond filmography this summer. Reached MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN tonight and my jaw literally dropped at the return of J.W. Pepper.
currently searching the multiverse to live in the world where Taylor Swift is announcing her next album on an episode of doughboys
August 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
currently searching the multiverse to live in the world where Taylor Swift is announcing her next album on an episode of doughboys
My series on the 80s works of Steven Spielberg continues with this piece on 1982’s E.T THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that kinda bummed me out as a kid, but now find admirable as an adult for the same reasons.
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
E.T. and the Light in the Darkness: Spielberg Summer 2 Continues! — Crittical Analysis
Today, our look through the Spielberg works of the 80s continues with E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that I watched often as a kid, but always held at a little bit of a distance. Maybe it’s beca...
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August 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My series on the 80s works of Steven Spielberg continues with this piece on 1982’s E.T THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that kinda bummed me out as a kid, but now find admirable as an adult for the same reasons.
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
One of the best moments in the entire medium
one of those moments when you thank the universe for movies
August 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
One of the best moments in the entire medium
Probably revealing too much about myself on this one, but the fact that the last two minutes of “The Subway” gives me chills is probably the biggest proof that I’ll never fully exorcise my theater kid upbringing, no matter how fast or long I run
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Probably revealing too much about myself on this one, but the fact that the last two minutes of “The Subway” gives me chills is probably the biggest proof that I’ll never fully exorcise my theater kid upbringing, no matter how fast or long I run
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
Kicking off another round of Spielberg write-ups on the blog! For the rest of summer, I’m working my way through his 80s filmography, starting with his timeless masterpiece RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! Read it here!
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
RAIDERS and The Lost Art of Action and Humility: Spielberg Summers Return! — Crittical Analysis
This week, Spielberg Summer returns with a weekly walk-through of the Spielberg films of the 80’s. We start off with perhaps his biggest and most popular movie ever, the initial Indiana Jones adventu...
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August 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Kicking off another round of Spielberg write-ups on the blog! For the rest of summer, I’m working my way through his 80s filmography, starting with his timeless masterpiece RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! Read it here!
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
I feel like if you still have a genuine opinion about that fucking Sydney Sweeney ad at this point, you’re a mark
August 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I feel like if you still have a genuine opinion about that fucking Sydney Sweeney ad at this point, you’re a mark
I find the HAN SOLO’S REVENGE cover so funny for some reason lmfao
I brought back some classic literature from my mom’s house in KC that I think I’ll enjoy
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I find the HAN SOLO’S REVENGE cover so funny for some reason lmfao
Happy new Chappell Roan music video day for those who celebrate
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy new Chappell Roan music video day for those who celebrate
When I saw that Louis Armstrong sang this song in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE I thought to myself “I bet he’s gonna pronounce it ‘woild’” and you know what? He didn’t let me down.
July 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When I saw that Louis Armstrong sang this song in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE I thought to myself “I bet he’s gonna pronounce it ‘woild’” and you know what? He didn’t let me down.
This week on the pod, we dig into the original Superman big screen reboot. It’s Bryan Singer’s SUPERMAN RETURNS! Link below.
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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
July 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This week on the pod, we dig into the original Superman big screen reboot. It’s Bryan Singer’s SUPERMAN RETURNS! Link below.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
A lowkey wack time in life is that period where you genuinely had to sweat whether you were going to be tall enough to go on the ride
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A lowkey wack time in life is that period where you genuinely had to sweat whether you were going to be tall enough to go on the ride
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The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium
July 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium
This week on the pod, we break down X-MEN: THE LAST STAND! It’s….as not great as you might have remembered it.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/x...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/x...
July 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This week on the pod, we break down X-MEN: THE LAST STAND! It’s….as not great as you might have remembered it.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/x...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/x...
This is the kind of fit I rock when my wife is gone for the morning
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the kind of fit I rock when my wife is gone for the morning