Ryan Ritter
@therealritter.bsky.social
just havin’ a good time. Please keep sending me pictures of garfield. I blog (mostly) about movies for fun: https://www.crittical-analysis.com
God when the Kings refuse to tank:
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
God when the Kings refuse to tank:
checking out some YouTube shorts
August 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
checking out some YouTube shorts
When I saw that Louis Armstrong sang this song in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE I thought to myself “I bet he’s gonna pronounce it ‘woild’” and you know what? He didn’t let me down.
July 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When I saw that Louis Armstrong sang this song in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE I thought to myself “I bet he’s gonna pronounce it ‘woild’” and you know what? He didn’t let me down.
This week on the pod, we dig into the original Superman big screen reboot. It’s Bryan Singer’s SUPERMAN RETURNS! Link below.
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July 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This week on the pod, we dig into the original Superman big screen reboot. It’s Bryan Singer’s SUPERMAN RETURNS! Link below.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
This week on the pod, we break down X-MEN: THE LAST STAND! It’s….as not great as you might have remembered it.
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July 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This week on the pod, we break down X-MEN: THE LAST STAND! It’s….as not great as you might have remembered it.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/x...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/x...
This is the kind of fit I rock when my wife is gone for the morning
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the kind of fit I rock when my wife is gone for the morning
Happy Fourth of July to the Fruitopia machine in INDEPENDENCE DAY
July 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Happy Fourth of July to the Fruitopia machine in INDEPENDENCE DAY
Jesus Christ they’ve made fifty of these fucking things??
June 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Jesus Christ they’ve made fifty of these fucking things??
It’s been a couple of weeks since FINAL RECKONING was released, so I now feel comfortable saying that Gabriel’s final moments reminded me of this dril tweet:
June 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s been a couple of weeks since FINAL RECKONING was released, so I now feel comfortable saying that Gabriel’s final moments reminded me of this dril tweet:
When you die, these are the five people who greet you in heaven
May 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When you die, these are the five people who greet you in heaven
Taking the timeline’s temperature on this image. It seems vaguely surreal to me, but I’ve admittedly lived a sheltered life. Is having a fried egg over a waffle a common practice for the rest of you?
April 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Taking the timeline’s temperature on this image. It seems vaguely surreal to me, but I’ve admittedly lived a sheltered life. Is having a fried egg over a waffle a common practice for the rest of you?
My wife: you’re not still thinking about Jason Alexander in the music video for Brad Paisley’s “Online”, are you?
Me:
Me:
March 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My wife: you’re not still thinking about Jason Alexander in the music video for Brad Paisley’s “Online”, are you?
Me:
Me:
Watched MY FAIR LADY for the first time in who knows how long, and had forgotten about Stanley Holloway’s Act One outfit lmao
March 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Watched MY FAIR LADY for the first time in who knows how long, and had forgotten about Stanley Holloway’s Act One outfit lmao
By god, that’s Monte McNair’s music!
February 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
By god, that’s Monte McNair’s music!
Fun fact: when Jack Dawson yells “I’m king of the world!”, he’s making a reference to the famous line from 1997’s TITANIC
February 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fun fact: when Jack Dawson yells “I’m king of the world!”, he’s making a reference to the famous line from 1997’s TITANIC
Fun fact: when Jack Dawson yells “I’m king of the world!”, he’s making a reference to the famous line from 1997’s TITANIC
February 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fun fact: when Jack Dawson yells “I’m king of the world!”, he’s making a reference to the famous line from 1997’s TITANIC
Getting some ads
February 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Getting some ads
The Cinemark app just offered me life insurance, lmao
January 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Cinemark app just offered me life insurance, lmao
I’m old enough to remember the original “Adrian Brody accent” controversy
January 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m old enough to remember the original “Adrian Brody accent” controversy
My favorite scene in HOME ALONE is when Joe Pesci’s head catches on fire and he just stands there for ten minutes.
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
My favorite scene in HOME ALONE is when Joe Pesci’s head catches on fire and he just stands there for ten minutes.
🎶 baby why don’t you come over 🎶
December 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
🎶 baby why don’t you come over 🎶
Always despised this image. Never happens in the movie + looks really nothing like Chevy. Naughty list kind of shit.
December 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Always despised this image. Never happens in the movie + looks really nothing like Chevy. Naughty list kind of shit.